Will Lamar and Khloe start making babies right away!?!  Well, Lamar would like to!

When Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom appeared on Chelsea Lately (hosted by Chelsea Handler), the couple admitted that everything in their relationship has gone FAST!  When Chelsea asked Lamar if he wanted to start a family right away, he said, “I do.”  (Man…he really has that phrase down)!  Khloe responded with, “Ok!”

Khloe also confirmed that the couple married exactly one month after meeting.  She wanted to elope; however, they decided against that.  Her mother, Kris Jenner, planned the wedding in 9 days.

“We got married exactly a month from the day that we met,” Khloe said. “I personally didn’t want a huge wedding. I wanted to keep it quiet. But my mom…. Kim eloped, so Kim kind of ruined it for me. So we had to do the big wedding for Kris, and she took full advantage of it.”

Khloe also confirmed that Ryan Seacrest, producer of ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ and ‘Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami,’ would like to create a reality show for the newlyweds.  Well…of course he does!!  He would like to make more money off of your dumbass!!! 

I can’t wait to see how long this lasts!  I love Khloe and all…I just don’t think this one is gonna last!  OR…perhaps Khloe is already pregnant?!  Maybe she has a little bun in the oven?!?!

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Mariah Carey was shooting the video for her new single H.A.T.E.U., and she apparently forgot that she isn’t 21-years-old anymore.

What the hell is she wearing?  Seriously…I think I just went blind!

My mother is in her 50’s and has thinner legs than Mariah.  Girlfriend needs to work it out a bit more…her roll isn’t attractive! 

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Harvey Price is in the hospital!

This is horrrrrible news.  Harvey is the son of Katie Price (aka Jordan) and Dwight Yorke.  However, Yorke never wanted the baby and pretty much abandoned Harvey.  Peter Andre, Katie’s ex and the best guy on earth, considers Harvey HIS child, and always expressed how much he wanted to adopt Harvey.  Peter always said, “I’d love to adopt Harvey.  If I was allowed, I would love to.”  Peter has always been a wonderful father to Harvey.

Harvey, 7, is in the hospital for a possible case of the swine flu.  While Katie was on a book tour, Harvey fell ill and was taken to the hospital by Katie’s mother Amy and a nanny.  Harvey was born with a condition called septo-optic dysplasia which means he is partially sighted and needs around the clock care.  He also suffers from severe autism.  Any time Harvey gets sick, he MUST go to the hospital.  It becomes a serious situation everytime, and he may develop complications from any illness. 

When Peter Andre heard the news Harvey was in the hospital, he rushed to be by his side.  This was the first time Katie and Peter have been together since their horrible split; however, they have decided to call a truce while caring for Harvey.  A rep for Katie said:  

“Katie is very frantic. You would assess a normal child at home, but in Harvey’s case as soon as he gets ill he has to go to hospital. Katie is preparing to take time off work until Harvey is well.“

As of right now, Harvey will remain in the hospital for at least 48 hours while doctors assess him.  Sources say he was in very bad condition when he checked into the hospital, so hopefully they have been able to make him feel better.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to Harvey, Peter, Katie, and their family.  We wish him a speedy recovery.

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LeAnn Rimes (aka Sqinky McHorseface) cheated on her husband with Eddie Cibrian.  What she didn’t realize was… Cibrian was only with her for publicity, and he is currently CHEATING on HER!

According to Life & Style, Eddie Cibrian had been secretly cheating on his wife with Scheana Marie Jancan (off-and-on) for three years!  After Eddie hooked up with LeAnn, he broke things off with Scheana.  However, Eddie and Scheana are back to hooking up!  Life & Style reports:

“Eddie has recently started seeing Scheana again,” an insider tells Life & Style exclusively, noting that they were together on Oct. 21 around 1 a.m. “He told her he’s only with LeAnn for the publicity and that he plans to end things with her soon.”
“He has a friend drop him off at Scheana’s apartment, where he’ll usually spend about two hours,” the insider reveals. “Then a friend picks him up. He never spends the night at Scheana’s because he’s afraid LeAnn will catch on. But he’s made it clear to Scheana that he wants to continue seeing her.”

If Squints would just open her eyes, I’m sure she could have seen all this happening right under her nose!  I hope Eddie is cheating!  LeAnn will totally get what she deserves!  Karma is such a bitch!  Dean Sheremet, LeAnn’s husband, is somewhere jumping for joy!

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Are Fergie and Josh Duhamel splitting up?!  As of right now, NO!  Despite rumors Duhamel cheated on his wife, Fergie has decided to stick it out for now. 

According to the National Enquirer, Duhamel cheated on Fergie with stripper Nicole Forrester.  After she claimed she had sex with Duhamel, Forrester passed an extensive polygraph test which helped back up her claims.

Duhamel has denied allegations that he cheated; however, Fergie isn’t buying his story.  Apparently, Duhamel is “in the dog house.”  A close friend of the singer has said, “Fergie’s been around musicians too long.  She understands show business marriages are not like other people’s.”  Duhamel and Fergie had a serious discussion regarding the allegations, but they have decided to stick it out.  Fergie is “hanging in there.” 

Fergie is very hurt right now.  She isn’t going to make any serious decisions without thinking long and hard about this one.

I feel so sorry for Fergie.  What is it with cheating spouses?  TRASH!

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Celebrities on Twitter!  Love it!  If you are on Twitter, add Celebrity Royale!  The following celebs decided to make their feelings known on Twitter:

Dolly Parton wrote on Twitter: Aahhh chiropractor… Hurts so good you lug these around and see if your back don’t hurt!

Will.i.am wrote: 26weeks#1…when is someone ganna knocks us off the #1 spot???…this is crazy…thats like half of the year…”wow”…(we are so blessed)

Dita Von Teese wrote: Packing my suitcases to spend some time in my new Paris apartment!

Katie Price/Jordan wrote: your all asking why hate me!! you obviously think ive done alot wrong so give me what you think i deserve then leave me be pleasexx

Perez Hilton wrote: Rihanna needs to fire her manager! Why’s she doing GMA Thursday when her album comes out in 3 weeks? She should do Oprah the day of release!

Lisa Rinna wrote: ahhhhhhhhhhh exhale

Amanda Bynes wrote: One of my FAVORITE songs from my youth is “A Praise Chorus” by Jimmy Eat World…I just bought it again on itunes and I’m in LOVE with it

Audrina Patridge wrote: having fun in philly at the world series!!! i have some great pix ill put on my website for u guys:)

Khloe Kardashian wrote: Laker time!!! Wooohoooo

Lauren Conrad wrote: Watching my love Gary on Styl’D

Kendra Wilkinson wrote: hank n I are watchin our fave show ”family guy” n playin the old skool game “guess who” haha. We are random!

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Jessica Simpson is bitter.  Why??  Because her life sucks…she sucks…and her sister sucks!  I guess I would be bitter too! 

Jessica took to her Twitter to bitch about her sister sucking so bad.  Jessica wrote:

“CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.”

Yeah…Melrose Place is doing just fine without Ashlee.  Ya see…producers of the show realize they made a HORRIBLE mistake when they hired Ashlee, so they just tried to make it better by getting rid of her! 

Sources say that Ashlee Simpson was FIRED from Melrose Place because she was “embarrassingly bad!”  Some even said she was the worst actress, but nobody would tell her.  I agree with that!

Ashlee apparently doesn’t want to go back to singing because (1) she can’t really sing and (2) she doesn’t want to be away from Jungle Book boy, Bronx Mowgli.  Let’s review: Ashlee sucks at acting…sucks at singing…sucks at being a wife (this I just assume since Pete parties with other girls)!

What the hell is Jessica bitching about?  And…what would Jessica know about good acting or the different between a good script and a bad script?  Jessica was in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous, Blonde Ambition, and Major Movie Star.  Did you see any of those?  Nope…I didn’t think so!  Talk about BAD acting!  The Simpson’s need to give it up….   

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OK…I don’t know how TRUE this is…but… apparently Lindsay Lohan hooked up with Gerard Butler!

The two reportedly hooked up at the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco on Halloween.  The Mirror saw the couple making out, and Lindsay reportedly told the paps, “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all.”

Lohan and Butler got into a golf cart and headed off to a room where they undoubtedly hooked up!

What I don’t understand is what a promising, lead actor is doing with a washed-up, has-been drug addict?!  Perhaps Butler likes the coke and meth just as much as Lohan??  If I were Butler, I would come out and DENY this story as soon as possible!  This could ruin his career!  Lindsay is a NUT!

What goes up…must come down.  While Lindsay Lohan was in Morocco, she not only had sexy times with Gerard Butler, but she had a weird incident with a fake gunman!  According to (crackhead) Lohan, some random dude pointed a gun at her, and it scared her to tears!  Lohan wrote on her Twitter:

“Umm-OMFG! I was walking ahead of Patrick with the security guard&some guy was following me, then pulled up in his car&pointed a GUN at me! I Was on the phone w/my mum&i screamed and ducked&the guy started laughing&pushed the trigger&it was a fake gun..I was crying..he scared me “

OMG…why would Gerard Butler want to have sexy times with this idiot?!  Sounds like she was on drugs and just paranoid! 

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Lindsay Lohan has gone back to being straight! 

Well, I don’t know if she’s changed her actual sexual preference status, but she is giving the dick a good second try!  The Sun is reporting: 

“The Mean Girls actress was snapped leaving the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood with a male model called PETEY WRIGHT, after the pair spent the night together.
The couple had been seen kissing at a nearby nightclub the night before.
The sexually fickle star, who split with DJ SAM RONSON earlier this year, met Petey at a photoshoot at the hotel on Wednesday and, according to onlookers, it was instant attraction.”

So, I guess Petey Wright is into meth and coke as well?!  Otherwise, why else would you hang out with Lohan?  I mean EVERYONE knows Lohan does coke and meth in front of EVERYONE at these clubs she is seen at, so if PETEY is down with her…I ASSUME he is doing this crap too. 

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Last night, Chelsea Handler appeared on The Jay Leno Show.  It was a rather boring appearance until the very end when Leno surprised Handler by unveiling her Playboy cover. 

It was soooo obvious the photo had been photoshopped!  Chelsea joked that she had quit drinking “for a day” to get in shape for her photo shoot.  However, after the photo was revealed, she said, “We need the guy that airbrushed me to come back.”

I think Chelsea was really caught off guard.  I think she realized that the photo looked nothing like her in a bikini!  Obviously, she HAD to make a comment about the airbrushing!

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