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Megan Fox Gives Her Thoughts On High School Musical!

12 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Megan Fox, Zac Efron

Let me share a little something from Megan Fox:

“Let me tell you what it’s really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned and watch it.“

Megan tells Esquire that HSM is about boys being molested?! What?! And…then she basically tells her fans that getting stoned would be a GREAT idea! What a loser! I love me some Megan Fox, but that was just stupid what she said. She tries soooo hard to be “cool” and “just one of the guys.” Zero class….

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Blind Item!

31 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Brendan Fraser, Colin Farrell, Drake Bell, Michael Bay, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron

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Happy Halloween!!! Today…I thought I would share some TRICK or TREATS with you! Can you guess the blind items?!

(1) I guess this actor is B list, because he was the lead in a popcorn flick. It did not do as well as expected. He really is more of a name than a great actor. When asked about his most recent girlfriend and how they met, our actor came up with about five different stories leading most to speculate he purchased her for the evening. Not so. The reason he is shy about where she came from is she spent six months stalking him. One day he was lonely and invited her in, and now they are inseparable. This won’t end well.

(2) Okay, babes, we’re back to you skanky hets this week! I swear, straight folks are getting as kinky as us gays, are we teaching you that well? Apparently so.

Shafterella Shoshstein sure seems to be taking lessons successfully, and has been for some time, who the hell knew? When she busted up with her man not that long ago, everybody was sympathizing with poor S2. How could such a sweet, darling little babe have deserved such treatment from her male-slut partner for all those years? She’s too talented, too charming, too damn dazzling to have to have endured such wretchedness, America cried!

Turns out we were all weeping for the wrong partner, perhaps. S.S.’s ex is just now starting to put the truth out there, via a few tanked encounters with his fave bartender. Damn, sure hope this good-lookin’ lad doesn’t have to become full-blown alcoholic before we find out the full truth of the matter, but jeez, keep on drinkin’ there, buddy-boy!

Oh, and Shafty, shame on you, girlfriend. Cannot believe you penis-partied galore all that time, while letting your less-designing other half take the tabloid fall. Actually, I can. They don’t pay ya the big bucks for nothin’.

(3) This female tweener star may want to head on over to her doctor. Why do you ask? Well her tweener boyfriend picked up the gift that Paris made popular. And here we thought they were monogamous.

(4) WHICH blockbuster director has only himself to blame for his recent burglary? After a hard day of filming, he decided to unwind with a couple of prostitutes who stole his valuables.

My thoughts: Number 1 could really be any actor with a stupid new girlfriend. Umm…Colin Farrell or Brendan Fraser. Hell, I don’t know. Number 2…I’m thinking this is Reese Witherspoon. I HATE to say that, but she is the highest paid actress. She split with Ryan Phillippe last year. Even in their marriage, they were receiving marriage counseling. They clearly had some serious issues. Could it be that Reese was cheating on Ryan first?! I hate to say it, but it sounds like this has Reese written all over it!

Number 3, I will guess Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron. They are both top tween tv stars, and they are dating. Plus, I doubt they are faithful to each other. Some say Hudgens has a thing for Drake Bell!! And….Efron probably swings both ways. So, I would assume it is them. Number 4, is totally Michael Bay. Hands down!

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Vanessa Hudgens is FIRED!

20 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron

Vanessa Hudgens, from High School Musical, was fired by Disney after several provocative and nude photo’s surfaced on the internet. OK Magazine reports:

Disney finally decided that they don’t want her back,” an insider reveals to OK!. “They feel that as long as Zac Efron is in the movie, all will be fine. He’s the real star - the household name - and, most importantly, he comes without baggage.”

Well…Vanessa was boring anyways. Maybe she can do porn now! TO SEE MORE PROVOCATIVE PHOTO’S OF VANESSA, CLICK TO READ MORE..

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What does Zac Efron and Screaming Halo 3 fans have in common?

26 Sep

Posted by Steve as Halo 3, Zac Efron

Zac Efron hosted the Halo 3 midnight madness launch party in LA.

Zac Efron hosted the Halo 3 midnight madness launch party in LA. Who would have expected hordes of screaming girls to be at such an event. Zac Efron is an avid gamer and does not mind spending nights in the house and away from the normal LA scene as long as he can game.

After the fan frenzy died down Zac and Executive Producer Jonty Barnes spent the remaining hours playing Halo 3 until the game up until the stroke of midnight. At that point, a smiling Zac, Master Chief (we don’t know if he was smiling) a GameStop employee, and someone from Entertainment Tonight sell hardcore fan Chris Brubaker the very first copy of Halo 3 in Los Angeles. He also got a nifty little Halo 3 courier bag, and hopefully some sleep. He’d been waiting since noon on Sunday to buy the game.

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Zanessa, Together Again

18 Sep

Posted by admin as Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron

After being away from his girlfriend on the European promotional tour of Hairspray, Zacquisha Efron reunited with Vanessa HugenXXX this past weekend in Los Angeles.

Efron flew home late on Sunday night. Soon after arriving back to his apartment (and his waiting girlfriend) the couple made a quick trip to a nearby McDonald’s then went home for the night to catch up.

That must have been an interesting conversation!