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Eva Longoria Parker showed up at the 2008 Primetime Emmy Awards in a sexy, silver flapper-girl Marchesa dress.  Are we really to believe she is just getting fat??

Eva and her husband, Tony Parker, told Ryan Seacrest that she has been shooting down pregnancy rumors forever and her role on Desperate Housewives calls for her to be bigger.  She said she even gets to wear a fat suit.  Umm….I doubt she is just gaining weight for her role.  I will totally call bullshit on this one.  I think her ass is pregnant!   

Eva is 33.  I bet she is pregnant.  Why else would Ryan mention it??  They probably wanted him to mention it so they could shoot down another rumor.  But damn…she looks pregnant!! 

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Eva Longoria Parker,33, looked pretty good at the Cannes Film Festival this year.  She seems a little plain and played out but whatever!  She still looked nice.  Eva told the Associated Press:

“My bag is packed when I come because my stylist thinks about every event we have, every interview, every red carpet - everything is already planned and dresses are fitted, and I just put on what somebody gives me.” 

Eva confesses though that she just puts on whatever is clean at home with her husband, Tony ParkerParker, point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, likes Eva in jeans and a t-shirt!  “Usually I’m in sweats or jeans.  Tony’s favorite outfit is me in jeans and a T-shirt,” Eva says.
I predict these two won’t last.  Eva gets on my nerves!!  Her and her weird, horse mouth!  Ugh!

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Alexandra Paressant, a French model, has claimed that Tony Parker had an affair with her after he married Eva Longoria Alexandra said:

“We had room service. He said that Eva sexually speaking does not want to do certain things. She do [sic] not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain position, and thinks that sperm gives acne.”

Alexandra has claimed that she attended the Parker/Longoria wedding with Thierry Henry, a French soccer player, on July 17.  She also says that after months of text messages and phone calls, she met up with Parker in Paris while he was receiving the Legion of Honor.  Alexandra also claims she was with him another time in San Antonio in October.

This girl sounds like someone who wants to really ruin a marriage!!! Or maybe Eva and Tony have an open marriage!!  Who knows…and who cares?!?!  Tony Parker isn’t even cute.

 

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It’s so cute when celebrities actually think their marriages are going to work out.  Eva Longoria, from Desperate Housewives, went and got the date of her wedding (07-07-07) to Tony Parker tattooed on her wrist in roman numerals (VII VII MMVII).  Eva is so naive.   Doesn’t she realize that she will eventually get a divorce and have to turn that stupid tattoo into something else (like a stupid ass butterfly!!).   She is so stupid.  Someone give her a funnel cake….she hasn’t eaten in a year, and she isn’t thinking straight.

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Ladies and Gentleman…we have a new sex tape rumor floating around!! According to The Sun, Eva Longoria, star of Desperate Housewives, has a sex tape on the web that is just floating around. I haven’t seen it, nor do I have it. Rumor has it though that it is 100% real and Eva’s lovely co-star is none other than her husband, Tony Parker. I hope to God she didn’t make a sex tape! Her chest is soo flat! It would be like watching Tony Parker do a little boy. And that is just WRONG! I hardly think it’s worth watching; however, if you have a wild hair up your ass, by all means…go look for it!

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