13 Jun
Posted by Ms Royale as Angelina Jolie, Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Dr. Drew, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan, Ms. Royale, Samantha Ronson, Tila Tequila, Tom Cruise

Here are Ms. Royale’s HOT celebrity stories of the day…..
Lindsay Lohan cheats on Samantha Ronson with a man?!? Click Here for The Story!
Is Heidi Klum pregnant again?!? Click Here for The Story!
Dr. Drew starts a fight with Tom Cruise!! Click Here for The Story!
Charlie Sheen hates his children and Denise Richards!! Click Here for The Story!
Tila Tequila is delusional!! Click Here for The Story!
Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie will finally fight it out!! Click Here for The Story!
Ashley Tisdale and family finally speaking out about AIDS rumors!! Click Here for The Story!
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Didn’t get a chance to watch the terrifyingly creepy Tom Cruise Scientology Video yesterday before Scientologists pulled it off YouTube? Well, we’ve managed to get our hands on a website that still has it online and now we’d like to invite you to watch in all its glory and SHAME! Nevermind the orgs, nevermind the SPs and nevermind David Miscaviage, Defamer won’t hesitate to put our ethics on ANYONE! Don’t miss out, over one billion earth humans have been served. KSW and KFC forever (or something). This is must-see. Do not pass go without watching this Tom Cruise Scientology Video.

“If you’re on board, you’re on board like the rest of us,” Mr. Cruise assures his viewers in the clip. “Now is the time! Being a Scientologist, people turn to you. So you better know it, and if you don’t, go and learn it!” Oh, yeah, and “being a Scientologist, you see things the way they are in all their glory and complexity.” In short, Mr. Cruise’s reality—alien beings and all—is way more realer than yours.
05 Dec
Posted by Ms Royale as Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise

Okay….I normally wouldn’t say this, and I may never say it again….BUT… Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, and Suri Cruise are a really cute family!!! They are just that rich family with that semi-cute child that has everything. They travel, spend money, and just look adorable. It’s almost natural to hate on them at times. Overall though, they are pretty cute.
The jury is still out on if Suri is going to be a cutie or an ugly! Katie is looking soooooo much better though! Tom has really whipped her into shape! Here is a picture of Tom and Katie taking baby Suri for a walk in Hyde Park in London yesterday. Kind of precious…makes me wanna be a Cruise!

Katie Holmes decided to show off her new hair do! Although, I actually kind of like it! Katie is looking very classy now that she is with Tom Cruise. Before Tom, she just looked very homely and plain. Now she has style! How cute is it that Katie is so much taller then Tom?!? Yeah…not really!

Tom Cruise was at the premiere of “Lions For Lambs” in Pelham, New York. While Tom is a bit of a nut now, I have to admit I do like his work. He isn’t a bad actor and most of his movies are actually pretty good. His haircut is very old school right now….he did that back in the “Risky Business” days. He is good lookin, but a total freak!
15 Oct
Posted by Ms Royale as Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes and little Suri were seen playing in the park! Okay..okay… Suri is just adorable! THERE! I said it! She looks like a little Katie! I bet Tom is just so proud!
26 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Katie Cruise, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were seen on the set of Tom’s new movie, Valkyrie. Apparently matching boots are all the rage with the couples these days!! LAME!! Where is little Suri with her boots?
23 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were seen in Berlin having a romantic dinner together at Salumeria Fior di Pane. They probably really enjoyed their time without Suri, who was at home with her grandparents.
I guess Cruise is still filming his new movie, ‘Valkyrie,’ where Cruise plays Col. Claus Graf Schenk von Stauffenberg. I am not the biggest Tom Cruise fan, but I actually think I will go see this movie. It may be good!

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are ready for a second child. The timing couldn’t be more perfect since Katie’s schedule is wide-open. Though I heard she almost got a part the other day, until Tom Cruise kicked the director in the shins. Which was basically his only option because, you know, he’s a midget. Ok! Magazine reports:
“It’s something they want to do sooner rather than later,” a source from Tom’s Berlin Rubicon set tells OK!. “Suri has been such a joy for Tom, so he’d be more than happy to have another girl. Katie feels the same.”
Remember, long ago, that one week when Katie Holmes was smoking hot? Now she’s starting to look like a man. Maybe Tom Cruise likes men. It all makes sense! Tom Cruise is a [Editor’s note: The Superficial, in an effort to avoid legal action, will not publish the rest of this post. In summary, the writer goes on to suggest that Tom Cruise enjoys the sexual company of men. There are no grounds for this statement and no evidence to support the writer’s theory. Except that time Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah’s couch. Wow, talk about super-gay.]