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Jim Carrey Bashes Tom Cruise & Angelina Jolie!

10 Nov

Posted by Ms Royale as Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Chelsea Handler, Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey, Tom Cruise

Jim Carrey poked fun at Tom Cruise and Angelina Jolie while appearing on the ‘Chelsea Lately’ show.

During his talk with Chelsea, the ‘Christmas Carol’ star stated he wanted to cut some celebrities down to size, branding them ”spoiled brats.”

When host Chelsea Handler suggested he start with Tom Cruise, Carrey replied:

“Oh, set before me a meal - oh my God! A Christmas feast!”

Then, he sarcastically added:

“Tom Cruise - let me see - one of the hardest working people I’ve ever seen, and like a total gentleman and *******. What a jerk!”

When Chelsea suggested he comment on Brad Pitt, Carrey didn’t have anything bad to say. He said:

“Well, you really can’t say anything about Brad Pitt. Angelina Jolie? Oh yeah, so she’s the problem for sure, we’re ok with him, seriously, because he can do no wrong.”

Too bad they didn’t spend the whole time bashing celebrities!! I would LOVE to hear what he had to say about SEVERAL different people. Jim is just awesome! I can see why Jenny McCarthy loves him so much. I bet they have so much fun together.

Go see ‘A Christmas Carol’! It’s actually really good!

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Katie Holmes Graces The November Cover Of Elle!

07 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Hollywood Couples, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

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Katie Holmes will grace the cover of the November issue of Elle. WOW!! I must say…she looks GREAT! Great dress, great hair, great look…LOVE IT!

In the issue, Katie confesses that her husband, Tom Cruise, always has a comment to make about what she’s wearing. (ok…he must get on her ass daily then!)

Katie says, “He usually likes everything, but sometimes I’ll walk out and he’ll say, ‘I think that dress might be wearing you. You don’t need that.’ Tom has great taste.”

HAHAHA To make that comment to your wife and be Tom Cruise…I LOVE IT! Oh, Tommy….So Fashion Foward! So sexual, he is!

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Nicole Kidman Opens Up About Marriage With Tom Cruise!!

02 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Katie Holmes, Keith Urban, Tom Cruise

Nicole Kidman opened up to Marie Claire about her marriage with Tom Cruise and even said a little something about Tom’s new wife, Katie Holmes! Marie Claire reports:

‘I felt I became a star only by association,’ she complained to Easy Living magazine. ‘We would go to the Oscars and I would think, “I’m here to support him.” I felt it was my job to put on a beautiful dress and be seen and not heard.’
Meanwhile, Nic calls new husband Keith Urban her ‘greater love’, although it appears her greatest love is reserved for her daughter.
However, the Moulin Rouge actress hasn’t totally lose her sense of humour, speaking about her adopted children, she quips: ‘Bella is very maternal. Connor would like one of us to have a boy. [Pauses.] Katie…? [Laughs].’

Everyone knows Nicole took the part in Stepford Wives because she had totally been there done that! Poor Katie…turning into a Stepford! At the end of the interview, Nicole said, “Katie is Tom’s baby maker and new slave… it is rather sad!” Ok…so I added that last part…but it was totally what Nic was thinking!

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Pink: Turning To Scientology!?!?

12 Sep

Posted by Ms Royale as Juliette Lewis, Pink, Tom Cruise

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Say it ain’t so!!!!

Star Magazine is reporting that there is another looney joining the bin! Apparently, Juliette Lewis introduced Pink to Scientology to help her get over her depression from her failed marriage. I bet Tom Cruise put her up to that shit!!

“Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved.”

OMG!! People don’t need to join that cult called Scientology just because they have a failed married!! That isn’t going to solve it!! Plus, I was just started to really like Pink!! I don’t want her to drink the Kool-Aid!! Say it ain’t so!!!

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Ms. Royale’s Royal Court-Celebrities and Their Issues!

13 Jun

Posted by Ms Royale as Angelina Jolie, Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Dr. Drew, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan, Ms. Royale, Samantha Ronson, Tila Tequila, Tom Cruise

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Here are Ms. Royale’s HOT celebrity stories of the day…..

Lindsay Lohan cheats on Samantha Ronson with a man?!? Click Here for The Story!

Is Heidi Klum pregnant again?!? Click Here for The Story!

Dr. Drew starts a fight with Tom Cruise!! Click Here for The Story!

Charlie Sheen hates his children and Denise Richards!! Click Here for The Story!

Tila Tequila is delusional!! Click Here for The Story!

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie will finally fight it out!! Click Here for The Story!

Ashley Tisdale and family finally speaking out about AIDS rumors!! Click Here for The Story!

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Terrifyingly Creepy Tom Cruise Scientology Video

15 Jan

Posted by Steve as Tom Cruise

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Didn’t get a chance to watch the terrifyingly creepy Tom Cruise Scientology Video yesterday before Scientologists pulled it off YouTube? Well, we’ve managed to get our hands on a website that still has it online and now we’d like to invite you to watch in all its glory and SHAME! Nevermind the orgs, nevermind the SPs and nevermind David Miscaviage, Defamer won’t hesitate to put our ethics on ANYONE! Don’t miss out, over one billion earth humans have been served. KSW and KFC forever (or something). This is must-see. Do not pass go without watching this Tom Cruise Scientology Video.

Tom Cruise Scientology Video

“If you’re on board, you’re on board like the rest of us,” Mr. Cruise assures his viewers in the clip. “Now is the time! Being a Scientologist, people turn to you. So you better know it, and if you don’t, go and learn it!” Oh, yeah, and “being a Scientologist, you see things the way they are in all their glory and complexity.” In short, Mr. Cruise’s reality—alien beings and all—is way more realer than yours.

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Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Take Suri For A Walk!

05 Dec

Posted by Ms Royale as Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise

Okay….I normally wouldn’t say this, and I may never say it again….BUT… Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, and Suri Cruise are a really cute family!!! They are just that rich family with that semi-cute child that has everything. They travel, spend money, and just look adorable. It’s almost natural to hate on them at times. Overall though, they are pretty cute.

The jury is still out on if Suri is going to be a cutie or an ugly! Katie is looking soooooo much better though! Tom has really whipped her into shape! Here is a picture of Tom and Katie taking baby Suri for a walk in Hyde Park in London yesterday. Kind of precious…makes me wanna be a Cruise!

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Katie Holmes Shows Off Her New Bob!

02 Dec

Posted by Ms Royale as Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes decided to show off her new hair do! Although, I actually kind of like it! Katie is looking very classy now that she is with Tom Cruise. Before Tom, she just looked very homely and plain. Now she has style! How cute is it that Katie is so much taller then Tom?!? Yeah…not really!

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Tom Cruise Is A Total Freak!

20 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise was at the premiere of “Lions For Lambs” in Pelham, New York. While Tom is a bit of a nut now, I have to admit I do like his work. He isn’t a bad actor and most of his movies are actually pretty good. His haircut is very old school right now….he did that back in the “Risky Business” days. He is good lookin, but a total freak!

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Katie Holmes and Suri: In The Park!

15 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes and little Suri were seen playing in the park! Okay..okay… Suri is just adorable! THERE! I said it! She looks like a little Katie! I bet Tom is just so proud!