Tara Reid 

Rumors started to swirl that Tara Reid was getting engaged to a French fashion exec named Julian Jarmoune; however, the Reid camp wanted to put an end to those rumors.  A rep for Tara Reid told UsWeekly that, “It’s just a rumor, not true.” 

Even if it were true, I doubt they would want it out there.  Tara gets so much shit anyways just for being a drunken mess.  I doubted the rumors were true, so that is why I originally didn’t post anything.  You can’t believe everything you hear…right!?!?

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What is the world coming to?

Tara Reid has her own clothing line!?!  I didn’t know she was fashionable??  Oh wait….she’s not!  These damn celebrities are so stupid.  They tell themselves, “OMG! I like clothes, so I must be able to design clothes!”

Noooo…that is NOT the way it works.  Just because you can buy clothes does not mean you can design them (or you should).

I mean what the hell is Tara wearing?  Is that a preview of her awesome beaded crap?  I think I am gonna have to pass on that sleazy wear.

Tara Reid is a joke…she should just stop trying.  She needs to just get a regular job and stay out of the public eye.

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Tara Reid’s stomach continues to eat itself.  The poor girl just ruined herself with all that surgery.  Tara is vacationing in Miami with her man (who is super ugly).

I guess we could call them the BUSTED STOMACH COUPLE??!?

Tara Reid

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MEgan Fox

Megan Fox is frolicking around the set of the new Diablo Cody film, “Jennifer’s Body” in Vancouver almost nude!!  For a certain scene in the movie, Megan has to wear only nipple pasties.  I guess it will give the illusion that she is topless….does anyone really want to see that?!?  Well..yeah…probably thousands of teenager boys and married men.

I just keep thinking maybe it was a topless shot, but after Diablo Cody saw Megan’s new implants she thought the pasties would work much better.  Just because you get implants….doesn’t mean that shit always looks good.  I mean there can be some serious scars!!  (cough) Tara Reid (cough).

Megan Fox

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Tara Reid: Too Thin!!??

So…what do you think about this cover?  In Touch Weekly has plastered Tara’s thin little body on the cover of their magazine, because she obviously has some issues.  Apparently, Tara weighs 95lbs.  Tara is blaming her weight loss on no room service in her hotel!  I haven’t heard that one before!!  Is she staying in a crappy motel?!

I don’t know if she really weighs 95lbs., but I would bet that she is close.  She could use a couple of cheeseburgers, but I doubt her doctor’s are worried.   Tara has weight issues and body image issues.  So, until she wants to get help….there isn’t a whole lot anyone can do.

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Tara Reid Needs A Face Lift!!!

Tara Reid isn’t that bad looking. If she had 5 children, was married, and had just ran a marathon, she would be looking pretty good right about now. But the girl is childless, single, and you know all she does is party!! Tara doesn’t even work anymore! Why does her face look so bad?! She needs a face lift already, and she isn’t even in her 40’s!!! Her eyes look awful! And you MUST check out her knees!!! To see more photo’s of TARA REID…Click to READ more!!

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Tara Reid: Eating Disorder or Drugs?!?!

What is up with Tara Reid!?!  Girlfriend is getting too skinny?  She is either on too much coke…or she has an eating disorder!  Because you already know these celebrities can’t ever just lose weight the healthy way.  Tara is looking awful!  But she sure is looking happy!!!  Tara is in Australia this week for that Hooker’s Ball event she is hosting.  I cannot wait to see these skanky pictures!!

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Tara Reid Is A Hooker!

 

If the shoe fits….HOST IT!!  Tara Reid is hosting The Hooker’s Ball in Darwin, Austrailia this weekend.  As a requirement for the event, Tara will be dressed as a hooker or in some type of lingerie.  That should be really exciting for Tara, since she always dresses like a hooker.  At least she doesn’t have to go buy something new!!   

An organizer for the event has said:

“It’s a night like your ‘pimps and prostitutes’ or sleaze balls, and it’s just a night of less is best. We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice … it’s a very naughty night and an opportunity to put your inhibitions down.”

HAHAH oh they thought Tara would be great because she is a prostitute and sleazy!  When people think of sleaze, Tara Reid come to mind first!!  What an honor!!  

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Tara Reid Does FHM and Photoshop!

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Tara Reid was featured in FHM Magazine; however, the pictures were completely photoshopped! Everyone knows that Tara’s stomach looks like cottage cheese swimming in a sea of ripples! Her stomach is NOT flat and smooth! I bet some guys out there buy this crap thinking she is actually HOT and PERFECT! Ugh…yet another reason why we have girls out there anorexic and trying to obtain this perfect figure (when these celebrities are airbrushed and photoshopped to look this way!).

Tara Reid looks awesome in these photo’s but everyone knows that is NOT how she looks! To see what her stomach REALLY looks like (and more FHM photo’s)..CLICK TO READ MORE (and see my point!)..

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