Tara Reid is going to be taking it all off for Playboy!

Reid, after opening up about bad plastic surgery, once said she would NEVER pose nude.  However, I guess she has changed her mind.  OR perhaps she is in serious need of CASH!  In Touch reported:

The American Pie star, who underwent a botched liposuction procedure in 2004, posed entirely nude for the popular magazine at a private residence on October 7 in Santa Monica, Calif. Although Tara, 33, was a bit nervous shooting, she seemed to ease into it as the day went on. “She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started,” says an insider. “She looked great and finally got into the groove.” Tara had said in the past that she would never pose for Playboy, saying, “I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it’s uneven, but it’s not that bad. My stomach scars are my battle wounds.”

Ok…who the hell wants to see this?  Everyone has already seen her nasty boobs!  We have seen her bumpy stomach.  Does anyone really care to see her smelly snatch?!  GROSS!!  Hugh Hefner must be going CRAZY!

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These 10 hot celebrities have awesome bikini bodies! 

They were chosen not only for their smokin’ hot bodies, but because they are healthy celebrities!!  These celebrities work out, eat right, and have to watch their weight!  None of these celebrities are super, scary thin, and I think that makes them look much better!  I think we have all had enough with pencil thin celebrities like Paris Hilton, Tori Spelling, and Tara Reid.  Real women don’t look like that!   

10. Bridget Marquardt: At age 35, Bridget looks GREAT!  She works out, and she doesn’t deprive herself of the foods she loves!

9. Scarlett Johansson: At age 24, Scarlett looks hot!  She hasn’t given into the pressures of Hollywood, and she has remained a perfect weight!  I’m sure her hubby, Ryan Reynolds, thinks so too!

8. Hayden Panettiere: This 20-year-old has a GREAT body.  Hayden has been acting since she was 5-years-old, and so far she hasn’t gone the anorexic/plastic surgery route (we have to applaud)! 

7. Britney Spears: At age 27, Britney has had a weight battle and lived the unhealthy lifestyle celebrity can offer.  However, Brit Brit is back to looking healthy!  She is working out and staying in shape for her tours. 

6. Kourtney Kardashian: Kourtney, 30, has an outstanding body!  Even though all the Kardashians look great, Kourtney gets our vote since she is the oldest!  Kourtney, now preggers, won’t be rockin her bikini body anytime soon, but I’m sure she will be back to her pre-pregnancy shape after she gives birth this December! 

5. Victoria Silvstedt: Silvstedt, 34, looks awesome for her age!  This Swedish model and once Playboy Playmate of the Year stays in shape by working out and eating a healthy diet!  She also claims she keeps her legs looking great by simply wearing high heels for 12 hours a day! 

4. Kristen Cavallari: What I love about this 22-year-old reality star is she keeps it real!  Cavallari works out and eats healthy to maintain her figure.  You don’t see her rushing to the plastic surgeon for breast implants and changing her look (umm like *cough*Heidi Montag*cough*)!

3. Rihanna: WOW!  Rihanna has an AWESOME body!  Rihanna, 21, has confessed to having a personal trainer and says she does a lot of cardio.  She also sticks to a strick diet, but she doesn’t deprive herself of anything.

2. Carmen Electra: Electra is 37-years-old and looks fabulous!  Electra confesses to eating a lot of protein, doing cardio strip tease, and yoga to stay in shape.  Her weight goes up-and-down, but she always looks great! 

1. Fergie: The BEST Bikini body, by far, has to be 34-year-old Fergie!!  Fergie stays bikini bod ready by working out with her personal trainer even when she is on tour.  She also sticks to a strick diet and burns a lot of calories while on stage!   

Of course, not everyone could make the list!  I’m sure we missed some of your favorites; however, we would like to give Honorable Mention to a few celebs!

Honorable Mention: Beyonce, Anna Faris, Denise Richards, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, and Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Megan Hauserman may be a big joke, but she looks pretty hot in a bikini!  Hauserman was hanging out poolside in Los Angeles probably pouting because her show was canceled due to that douche, Ryan Jenkins!

After these pictures surfaced, I think I have realized Megan has had some serious surgery!  Duh, she had some breast implants, but I think this blonde bombshell has had some lipo!  Her stomach is starting to look very Tara Reid-ish!!  (It is MUCH flatter than it used to be!)

Below are photo’s of Megan prior to her stomach lipo!  (She had a stomach pooch before!)

I think she has lost weight, and she has perhaps had lipo in her face too!

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Last Tuesday, Tara Reid checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. 

The girl finally realized she is a drunk/druggie and needs some damn help!!  FINALLY!  I am so sick of seeing pictures of her looking like a complete lush, and then her telling the press she barely drinks or parties at all!!

Her rep said, “Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family’s privacy at this time.”

I am so sick of this idiot telling everyone she is a “social drinker” and done with her hard-core partying ways.  What an idiot!  Did she really think anyone bought that crap?!  At least she is finally being honest with herself.  I hope she gets the help she needs.  Then, maybe she can find a surgeon to fix that busted stomach of hers!

Good Luck, Tara Reid!

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Rumors started to swirl that Tara Reid was getting engaged to a French fashion exec named Julian Jarmoune; however, the Reid camp wanted to put an end to those rumors.  A rep for Tara Reid told UsWeekly that, “It’s just a rumor, not true.” 

Even if it were true, I doubt they would want it out there.  Tara gets so much shit anyways just for being a drunken mess.  I doubted the rumors were true, so that is why I originally didn’t post anything.  You can’t believe everything you hear…right!?!?

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What is the world coming to?

Tara Reid has her own clothing line!?!  I didn’t know she was fashionable??  Oh wait….she’s not!  These damn celebrities are so stupid.  They tell themselves, “OMG! I like clothes, so I must be able to design clothes!”

Noooo…that is NOT the way it works.  Just because you can buy clothes does not mean you can design them (or you should).

I mean what the hell is Tara wearing?  Is that a preview of her awesome beaded crap?  I think I am gonna have to pass on that sleazy wear.

Tara Reid is a joke…she should just stop trying.  She needs to just get a regular job and stay out of the public eye.

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Tara Reid’s stomach continues to eat itself.  The poor girl just ruined herself with all that surgery.  Tara is vacationing in Miami with her man (who is super ugly).

I guess we could call them the BUSTED STOMACH COUPLE??!?

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Megan Fox is frolicking around the set of the new Diablo Cody film, “Jennifer’s Body” in Vancouver almost nude!!  For a certain scene in the movie, Megan has to wear only nipple pasties.  I guess it will give the illusion that she is topless….does anyone really want to see that?!?  Well..yeah…probably thousands of teenager boys and married men.

I just keep thinking maybe it was a topless shot, but after Diablo Cody saw Megan’s new implants she thought the pasties would work much better.  Just because you get implants….doesn’t mean that shit always looks good.  I mean there can be some serious scars!!  (cough) Tara Reid (cough).

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So…what do you think about this cover?  In Touch Weekly has plastered Tara’s thin little body on the cover of their magazine, because she obviously has some issues.  Apparently, Tara weighs 95lbs.  Tara is blaming her weight loss on no room service in her hotel!  I haven’t heard that one before!!  Is she staying in a crappy motel?!

I don’t know if she really weighs 95lbs., but I would bet that she is close.  She could use a couple of cheeseburgers, but I doubt her doctor’s are worried.   Tara has weight issues and body image issues.  So, until she wants to get help….there isn’t a whole lot anyone can do.

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Tara Reid isn’t that bad looking. If she had 5 children, was married, and had just ran a marathon, she would be looking pretty good right about now. But the girl is childless, single, and you know all she does is party!! Tara doesn’t even work anymore! Why does her face look so bad?! She needs a face lift already, and she isn’t even in her 40’s!!! Her eyes look awful! And you MUST check out her knees!!! To see more photo’s of TARA REID…Click to READ more!!

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