27 Mar
Posted by Ms Royale as Christina Aguilera, J. Lo, Jennifer Lopez, Jordan Bratman, Marc Anthony, Max Anthony, Max Bratman, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Suri Cruise

OK! Magazine has the cutest cover today!! It’s Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise! The world’s most two anticipated babies are finally growing up and damn they are cute!! Shiloh and Suri are both getting ready to celebrate their second birthday. These two babies have already seen more of the world than I have!!
They really are cute!!! I cannot wait to see them grow up! Although, I have to say Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is much cuter than Suri! These two will probably become best friends when they get older, get caught drinking and driving, and both get pregnant young! It’s going to be soooo exciting to watch! I’m sure Suri will get knocked up by Max Anthony (J.Lo and Marc Anthony’s child), and Shiloh will be dating Max Bratman (Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman’s son). Shiloh and Suri will think it’s soooo cool they are both dating dudes named Max!! I can just see it all now!!
19 Mar
Posted by Ms Royale as Katie Holmes, Katie Holmes for Armani, Suri Cruise

Katie Holmes is coming out with her own FASHION LINE!!
OK! Magazine has confirmed that Holmes has closed a deal for her new fashion line called, Katie Holmes for Armani. A source tells OK! that “she is extremely excited about it.” Katie first started designing things for Suri, and I guess she just fell in love with it.
A source tells OK! that “the first clothes will all be things she could imagine Suri wearing.” The line will be coming out over the course of the next two years. The collection will start with toddler clothing, progress into a collection for older children, and then finish up with a line of women’s handbags.
Katie’s line will be sold in stores like Saks, Barneys New York, and Neiman Marcus. So, do not think this stuff will be cheap! Katie is going to need that extra money if her film career doesn’t go anywhere, which she fully intends to continue working at.
To read the entire article on Katie’s new fashion line, pick up the newest issue of OK! Magazine on stands Thursday!!!
05 Dec
Posted by Ms Royale as Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise

Okay….I normally wouldn’t say this, and I may never say it again….BUT… Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, and Suri Cruise are a really cute family!!! They are just that rich family with that semi-cute child that has everything. They travel, spend money, and just look adorable. It’s almost natural to hate on them at times. Overall though, they are pretty cute.
The jury is still out on if Suri is going to be a cutie or an ugly! Katie is looking soooooo much better though! Tom has really whipped her into shape! Here is a picture of Tom and Katie taking baby Suri for a walk in Hyde Park in London yesterday. Kind of precious…makes me wanna be a Cruise!
15 Oct
Posted by Ms Royale as Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes and little Suri were seen playing in the park! Okay..okay… Suri is just adorable! THERE! I said it! She looks like a little Katie! I bet Tom is just so proud!
Katie Holmes was seen at the Berlin airport with her entourage. What is she wearing? That is just a big NO! Katie… give Suri her dress back! Not a cute choice Katie!!! All WRONG…All WRONG!
26 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Katie Cruise, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were seen on the set of Tom’s new movie, Valkyrie. Apparently matching boots are all the rage with the couples these days!! LAME!! Where is little Suri with her boots?
23 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were seen in Berlin having a romantic dinner together at Salumeria Fior di Pane. They probably really enjoyed their time without Suri, who was at home with her grandparents.
I guess Cruise is still filming his new movie, ‘Valkyrie,’ where Cruise plays Col. Claus Graf Schenk von Stauffenberg. I am not the biggest Tom Cruise fan, but I actually think I will go see this movie. It may be good!

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are ready for a second child. The timing couldn’t be more perfect since Katie’s schedule is wide-open. Though I heard she almost got a part the other day, until Tom Cruise kicked the director in the shins. Which was basically his only option because, you know, he’s a midget. Ok! Magazine reports:
“It’s something they want to do sooner rather than later,” a source from Tom’s Berlin Rubicon set tells OK!. “Suri has been such a joy for Tom, so he’d be more than happy to have another girl. Katie feels the same.”
Remember, long ago, that one week when Katie Holmes was smoking hot? Now she’s starting to look like a man. Maybe Tom Cruise likes men. It all makes sense! Tom Cruise is a [Editor’s note: The Superficial, in an effort to avoid legal action, will not publish the rest of this post. In summary, the writer goes on to suggest that Tom Cruise enjoys the sexual company of men. There are no grounds for this statement and no evidence to support the writer’s theory. Except that time Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah’s couch. Wow, talk about super-gay.]