Celebrities on Twitter!  Love it!  If you are on Twitter, add Celebrity Royale!  The following celebs decided to make their feelings known on Twitter:

Kirstie Alley wrote on Twitter: I’ll just be over here in my lolly pop garden picking moonbeams and rainbows..pretending like earth is a giant gum drop covered in caramel

Jim Carrey wrote: yep, i’ll be grandpa jim soon. my body may even get old someday. but the me that is we will outlive the sun! doomsday, my asteroid! •<:[]}

Paris Hilton wrote: Taking Princess Pigellette for a walk in my backyard. She is so smart, she’s litter boxed trained and leash trained too. I love my lil piggy

Pink wrote: I just went to pee pee and my bathroom’s so big I almost peed in the sauna.

Taylor Swift wrote: Just wrapped up a cereal party with my mom and dad at the kitchen table. What a night.

Spencer Pratt wrote: iPhone apps are the new pogs

Kim Kardashian wrote: I really don’t feel like it at all…but I am going to the gym for a workout. It’s so hard to work out when u are sick!

Demi Moore wrote: I’m feeling so blessed & filled with gratitude. Thank U 4 the incredible love sent my way today. Without sounding corny I truly feel WANTED!

Aaron Carter wrote: Taken off now here we come to the big apple!!

Kendra Wilkinson wrote: just bit my frikkin cheek!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!! lolol..

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Well, this will depress you! 

Kristin Cavallari makes more than YOU!  And worse than that…LO Bosworth makes more than YOU!  Pathetic!

The Hills is returning tonight!  However, Lauren Conrad won’t be returning and in her place will be the infamous Kristin Cavallari!  I think Kristin will actually make the show better.  Lauren was boring.  What is really sad about this scripted show is the income these actors get!  I mean it is pathetic!  Here we are in a depressing economy, people are getting laid-off left and right, and some MTV idiot decided to pay these kids a boat load to do some bad acting on a “reality” show!  That is just SAD!  Nobody should watch this … just on principle! 

I mean … these kids didn’t even go to college, and they are making more than CEO’s right now!  They don’t even have any skills! 

Lauren Conrad - $125,000 per episode (her contract also stated that nobody on The Hills could make more than her)
Kristin Cavallari - $90,000 per episode
Heidi Montag - $100,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge - $100,000 per episode
Lo Bosworth - $100,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt - $65,000 per episode
Brody Jenner - $45,000 per episode

I mean are they seriously worth all of this?!  I’m gonna say…NO!  Just think…they do approximately 20 epidsodes per year.  That’s gross!  I think I could do some scripted work for half of what they pay those kids!  Call me, MTV!

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How is Stephanie Pratt related to Spencer? 

Anyway, she looks awesome in a bikini!  Stephanie confessed in Us Weekly a couple of months ago that she suffered from bulimia.  Hopefully, she has her eating disorder issues figured out, and she is losing weight with regular diet and exercise.

Stephanie is hanging out in Malibu here filming scenes for The Hills. 

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Heidi Montag performed tonight at the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant.  She gave her first live performance “singing” a song from her debut album called “Body Language.”  She performed in black and tan, tight sequined pants and a matching bra.  Unfortunately, her idea of performing was shamelessly lipsynching and doing easy dance moves. 

The performance was very Britney Spears/Jessica Simpson/amateur hour!  Donald Trump could have done better.  Seriously, Trump could have gotten better talent! 

I think Heidi is super cute, but she is NO performer!  She can’t sing live, and she can’t dance.  Sorry Heidi!  She should stick to reality TV!  Spencer made her look like a fool!  You know he talked her into this crap…told her she was GREAT! 

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Holly Montag was apparently visiting her sister, Heidi Montag, in a Costa Rican hospital when producers of the show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! asked Holly to take her sisters place.  After Heidi was “tortured” and sent off to the hospital in an ambulance, Holly decided she WOULD go on the show!  Clearly, Heidi isn’t that bad or her sister wouldn’t have wanted to be on the show so badly. 

Holly has been staying at a luxury hotel, but she is finally ready to hang out in the jungle with the other cast mates!  I wonder what Holly will have to say about Heidi and Spencer?!?  What is up with all of this DRAMA!?! 

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Heidi Montag has been rushed to a Costa Rican hospital!!  

Apparently, after Heidi and Spencer Pratt left the show I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!, they decided they wanted to return to the show.  Since they left, they were punished before they were allowed back on the show.  They had to spend the night in a dark room with bugs, bats, and only water, rice and beans.  Clearly Heidi and Spencer didn’t do well.  Spencer was bit by a spider, and Heidi had to seek medical attention.  TMZ is reporting:   

“We’ve learned Heidi was rushed to the hospital and diagnosed with a gastric ulcer, after being held with hubby Spencer Pratt in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans. It was designed as punishment because they left the show. One cast member described their treatment this way — “It’s the same as Guantanamo Bay.”And get this … a cast member tells us NBC execs tried to convince Heidi to stay on the set rather than take an ambulance to a hospital for treatment. She has now left the hospital and is on meds.

We’re told some of the cast members want to quit, but their passports have been taken and they are under guard.”

Apparently, Spencer wants to sue NBC over the show!  Heidi and Spencer now want out for good, but unfortunately they are under contract.

I think they can get out of a contract if they were tortured!!  This should be interesting … I would like to hear what Heidi and Spencer have to say about this.  Plus, I would like to hear from the rest of the cast!  Interesting…

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1. Which supposedly clean-cut Wag has a white powder habit she can’t shake? She’s forever nipping into the ladies on nights out for a quick fix…
2. Lunch break for the crew on The Hills allows this drug dealer to make his way unnoticed into the house of one of the male stars of the show. Oh, and he comes over everyday. Sometimes more than once a day. OK, he also takes care of one of the female stars as well, but the male star passes it along to her.

My thoughts: Ok…I think #1 is Victoria Beckham.  She has lost weight over the years, and how the hell does she stay super thin?!?  By the way, for those of you who don’t know, a wag is an acronym used by the British tabloid press to describe Wives And Girlfriends of the England National Football team.  Victoria is overly clean cut.  The only other person I think it could be is Cheryl Cole.  She is a singer in the girls group, Girls Aloud.  Cheryl is also married to Ashley Cole, a football player in England.  She has more of a bad girl rep than Victoria though.

As for #2, I am not so sure it is Spencer and Heidi.  Everyone would assume it was Spencer, since he is like the main guy on the show.  They also shoot regularly at his house, but wouldn’t the blind item say something more about it being a co-owned house?  Heidi and Spencer live together.  So, I doubt if it was Heidi and Spencer.  Perhaps, Spencer obtains the drugs and gives some to his sister.  That could be reaching though.  Everyone knows Stephanie used to be into drugs heavily, so I doubt Spencer would provide drugs for her.  It is probably Brody.  He probably provides drugs for Lauren and her friends.  That makes more sense to me.  Brody does hang out with that new dude of Lauren’s, and I already pointed him out as a coke user.  Hell, I think everyone on The Hills does drugs (except maybe Whitney).

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Why did Heidi Montag think THIS was a good idea?!

I posted a couple of shots of Heidi Montag filming the music video for her next single “Overdosin.”  Umm…perhaps she is overdosin on some heavy drugs, because this look is so stupid!  Heidi is cute, so why the hell would she do this to herself?!  I’m sure it was her idea too!

BTW: Did anyone watch The Hills last night?  Why do people continue the Heidi and Spencer drama?  Get the hell over it.  Lauren (L.C.) is such a brat.  They all need to just kiss and make up.  Why can’t these people get along?  Lauren hates Heidi, Lo hates Audrina, and Spencer hates his sister, Stephanie.  Sooooo stupid!  These people need to mature and get over their issues.  Side note: Is Lauren’s new dude a coke head?  Why does he rub his nose all the time?

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Audrina Patridge, from The Hills, was hanging out at the DKNY beach house in Malibu earlier this week. Audrina seems to be stepping out from Lauren Conrad’s shadow and really doing her own thing.

I can’t really say I hate Audrina…I happened to like her a lot more than Lauren. And lord, Audrina is much better than Lo, Lauren Bosworth. In fact, I think The Hills should get rid of LC and Lo! The stars of that show, in my opinion, are Audrina, Heidi, Spencer, and Whitney! LC and Lo are so damn boring!

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Ok…we get it!!  Heidi, you are little and cute!  You have big boobs and some shit put in your lips!  Awesome!!  You are also dating Spencer (not the worst looking guy in the world).  But do we have to see you prance around the damn beach again in posed pictures?!  Lets not pretend the paparazzi was actually following you….we all know you set this shit up.  It’s pathetic.

I mean come on!!  Just go to Cabo and be normal.  Have a cute little vacation and that’s it!  Don’t have people come take pictures of you.  I’ve never seen two people more desperate to be famous in all my life!

Heidi and Spencer are actually pretty cute, but they just ruin it with their pathetic charade to become famous.  It is so sad.  I don’t know why anyone would want to be hated!  It’s like the little kid who would rather have bad attention than good attention and continues to throw fits in the supermarket.

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