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Solange Knowles In A Feather Duster!

07 Sep

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Solange Knowles

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Solange is apparently on drugs, because nobody sober would ever choose to wear that outfit. Solange looks like a tranny. Her face is busted. She looks like a feather duster.

I can’t stand Solange. She acts like the world owes her something just because she is Beyonce’s sister. She is a talentless bitch.

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Solange Is A Dumb Bitch!

28 Aug

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Jay-Z, Solange, Solange Knowles

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Solange is the dumbest bitch alive.

That being said…..Solange was being interviewed by Fox News Las Vegas. Prior to the interview, the anchor asked Solange if she would care to talk about the closing of Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club in Vegas. Solange’s rep (also a huge dumb bitch) said, “Hell No.” So, the anchor agreed to keep the interview only about Solange.

After the interview went live, Solange became a royal dumb bitch. Solange immediately said, “I have to say that was not a very professional introduction before. Please don’t tie me into family and my brother-in-law’s establishment.” The anchor looked completely puzzled. Solange thought she was keepin it real, but she just ended up looking like a complete dumbass. The poor anchor tried her best to figure out what the hell Solange was talking about, and then a voice said, “That wasn’t live, Solange.”

That news anchor apologized to Solange, but she shouldn’t have. If I was that anchor, I would have said, “Solange, you are a stupid bitch. You are clearly the unprofessional one. You don’t even know when we are live! Dumb bitch. It must suck always being number two in the family! Keep chillin in the shade of Beyonce, bitch. You are gonna be there for the rest of your life.”

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Solange Knowles Doesn’t Want To Turn Into Britney Spears!

12 Aug

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Britney Spears, Solange Knowles

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Umm…people recognize Solange Knowles? Whatever!

Solange Knowles is claiming that people come up to her all the time and ask her about her sister, Beyonce. I doubt that is true. Who in the hell would even recognize her? Nobody cares about Solange.

Solange claims that she is so sick and tired of people asking her about Beyonce that she sometimes pretends that they aren’t related. In fact, she has to make up stories just so she won’t turn into Britney Spears.

“I get asked about Beyonce all the time but I try and make fun of it. Sometimes I say she’s not my sister. Other times I say I’ve stuffed her in my suitcase and sent it to Dubai. I have to have fun with it or I’ll turn in to Britney (Spears) - shave my head and go totally crazy.”

There’s about to be a whhaatt?!! A GIRL FIGHT!! Solange sounds like a complete idiot to me. Does she really honestly believe she will turn into Britney Spears and shave her head if people continue to ask her about her sister??? What a retard!!! She just wanted to take that opportunity to slam Britney! She knows nobody has a clue who she is, so she thought she would do a little name dropping and get her quote out there. Solange is a loser!
It must suck being the ugly sister.