Jessica Simpson apparently has the BEST BOOBS EVER!

InTouch Weekly recognized Jessica Simpson’s breasts as being the best in Hollywood.  She doesn’t really have a whole lot else going for her…so I guess they found something for her to be recognized for.  I’m sure her father was the judge!

Anywho…Here is their Top 10 list!

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles

Umm…Beyoncé Knowles?  Nooo…I don’t think so.  Maybe somebody confused her ass with her boobs.  What an honor it would be to be on that list!!!  WOW…..totally jealous!  I bet Pam Anderson is somewhere crying.

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Maxim Magazine chose Marisa Miller as their hottest woman in 2008!! I am too excited! Marisa is a total babe!! Miller is a Victoria’s Secret Model who just graced the latest cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.

Maxim finally got it right!!! They finally chose a number one who is actually super hot!!! WOOHOO!!! And I LOVE Marisa Miller!! My nail guy thinks I look like her (umm…yeah I don’t think so), but I will totally let him think whatever he wants!

Following Miller on the list are:

#2: Scarlett Johansson (she probably belongs on the list…but #2??)
#3: Jessica Biel (hot…but not that hot..probably top 10 tho)

#4: Eva Longoria Parker (OMG…seriously? Why is she even in the top 10?)

#5: Sarah Michelle Gellar (Who the hell thought of her?!?!)

#6: Elisha Cuthbert (Super cute…very hot…love her!)

#7: Eva Mendes (She should have been higher on the list)

#8: Christina Aguilera (Understandable)

#9: Lindsay Lohan (What? Seriously? Ok…the voters must have freckles! Not top 10 material)

#10: Ashley Tisdale (umm…she is cute in that little girl way…not top 10 material)

I mean damn….Charlize Theron is #11, Megan Fox is #16, Heidi Klum is #33, and Jessica Alba is #34. You are telling me that Lindsay Lohan and hotter than Heidi Klum?!?! Umm…I think not!! And… Ashley Tisdale is hotter than Megan Fox or Charlize Theron!? Ummm…NO! come on Maxim…

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Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged!!  Aww..they are actually a really cute couple!!

Scarlett’s rep has already confirmed it with People Magazine and said, “They’re both thrilled.”  (umm…were they going to be upset?!?! - Stupid!!)

Expect to see Scarlett’s engagement ring tonight at the Costume Institute Gala at the MET in New York City!!

Precious! Precious! Precious!

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So..there is a crazy little rumor going around that Scarlett Johansson could be announcing her engagement to Ryan Reynolds any day now!  Ryan,31, and Scarlett,23, have been dating over a year now and perhaps the two have decided to take the next step in their relationship! Or maybe not!  Scarlett Johansson’s rep is denying the rumors.  But…even if the rumors were true…her rep would still deny it..Right?!!?  So…who the hell knows!  It’s Hollywood!  These celebrities aren’t supposed to make sense to us!  Well…if Scarlett and Ryan are engaged, I’m sure it won’t last but a Hollywood second!

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Scarlett Johansson may be playing Marilyn Monroe!!  Jeanne Carmen, Marilyn Monroe’s so-called best friend, has her own biopic movie coming out called The Wild, Wild Life of Jeanne Carmen.  Jeanne says she wants Scarlett to play her old best friend, Marilyn.  Jeanne also said that she had been talking to Christina Aguilera; however, that was all prior to Christina getting pregnant.

 “Christina was interested in playing the part and is a born pinup girl at heart. She became pregnant, however, and the script is now in the hands of Scarlett Johansson’s agent and Kate Bosworth’s agent. Either one of these girls have the talent to pull it off.”

Okay….Kate Bosworth would be a HORRIBLE Marilyn Monroe.  Marilyn was a full figured woman (and Kate is nowhere near that!).  Kate is a stick…and you know she won’t gain any weight for the part.  I think Scarlett would be a better Marilyn (not that anyone could really do Marilyn justice).  But Scarlett would be a better candidate.

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Scarlett Johansson is really sweet and caring….and would NEVER forget to give her boyfriend a birthday present!!  Even if she is having her wisdom teeth taken out!  Scarlett didn’t give her boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds, just any regular birthday gift…no no no….she gave him something so much more important!  HER TOOTH!!

Scarlett just had her wisdom teeth removed.  She took one tooth, had it dipped in gold, strung it on a necklace, and gave it to Ryan for a birthday present.  What the hell is up with celebrities?!?!  Did she really think that was a good present?  Did he really appreciate that present?!  Man…what do you do with a gold wisdom tooth around your neck?

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Charlize Theron took first place in Esquire magazine’s list of the most beautiful women! Theron, of course, deserves the title of most beautiful because she is stunning! Not to mention - a GREAT actress! Angelina Jolie, Jessica Biel, and Scarlett Johansson were some of the runner ups!

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Here is a picture of Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new movie, He’s Just Not That Into You. This is probably going to be an outstanding movie! It has an all-star cast and the book was a New York Times best seller! Some other famous actors we can expect to see in this movie are: Ginnifer Goodwin, Ben Affleck, Kris Kristofferson, Justin Long, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Kevin Connolly, and Scarlett Johansson.

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