Levi Johnston has officially CONFIRMED he will be posing NUDE for Playgirl.

His manager has said:  ”Everything’s gonna hang out. We’re talking full johnson.”

(umm…Doesn’t he mean “full Johnston?!”)

Levi Johnston has been pretty much touring the country bashing his child’s grandmother, Sarah Palin.  He has sold his “story” to just about everyone in the media at this point! 

Johnston will be shooting the nude pics on November 16th, which is the same day Sarah Palin will be appearing on Oprah.  I’m sure she will have something to say about this!

As far as the shoot, a rep for Playgirl has revealed they are working on some athletic scene stuff for Johnston.  He will probably appear nude in a gym or ice rink (side note: dude played ice hockey). 

If anyone has actually dated someone that has played ice hockey, then YOU already know they STINK!  Not because they are just sweaty, stinky men, but because their pads are filthy, stinky GROSS!  Those men STINK to high heaven!  Levi doesn’t exactly strike me as someone who takes a shower, so I’m completely grossed out by him.  Why would anyone want to see him naked?!  Ewww!  Just another attempt for someone pathetic to try and hold on to their 5 seconds of fame.

Man, I feel so sorry for Bristol Palin.  Her dumbass had a baby with this jerk, and now she is stuck dealing with his bullsh*t forever!  I hope this gives girls a reason to use condoms…or better yet… abstain from sex!  JUST SAY NO!   

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Akon is a complete idiot.  He is ”threatening” to move to Africa if Obama doesn’t win!  Can you believe this guy?!

Seriously…somebody buy him a hut over in Africa and get his ass set up!  People who “threaten” shit like that are so dumb.  I know this fat dude named Grant, and he has been saying he will move for years if the election doesn’t go the way he wants it.  Well…his fat ass is still here!!!   They act like people are going to freak out and vote for who they want just at the single thought of them not living in this country anymore!  PLEASE! 

In a recent interview with the UK’s The Guardian, Akon says he will give up his citizenship and return to Africa if McCain wins the presidency.  

He went on to say, “If he [Obama] doesn’t get into office, I’m gonna change my citizenship. I’m moving back to Africa. You can hold me to that. I’m afraid to live there if he [McCain] is President. The decisions he makes scare me: he’s making selfish decisions, he’s doing whatever it takes to get into office.”

He also added, “I don’t think he’s going to last eight years so she’s definitely going to be president. Oh my goodness - that’s scarier. And who would be her running mate? Joe the Plumber?”

Akon also confessed, “I’m very afraid. If the people don’t see [that life in America will deteriorate under McCain], then that’s a dangerous place to be for the next four years. I can’t even envision how bad it’s gonna be. I see it now - like, I’m driving down the highway, and I see cars parked with their emergency lights on because [people] can’t afford to buy gas. You’ve got families walking, carrying infants to the next exit to take a taxi, because the taxi will get them home cheaper than the gas.”

Akon also said that he thought the last election was fixed.  He also wanted to tell everyone that, “I really, really hope that Obama gets in, but I don’t want to jinx him.”

What Akon really meant to say was….. “I want the black man in office.  White people scare me.  (not just McCain but all white people in general).  Black people know how to run a country betta than the white man, and I think the white man be holdin us down.  So, I will get the hell out of here, because I’m scurrred if they don’t pick my bruh!”

At this point, I just hope McCain wins, so all these retarded people will move.  They won’t, but at least they will be pissy for another four years. 

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Michelle Obama and Cindy McCain are potential first ladies.  But who will be our first lady?!  We will know tomorrow!! 

I have a feeling history will be made tomorrow.  We will probably be electing our first ever black President.  That will be pretty damn exciting.  Regardless, even if Obama doesn’t win, Sarah Palin will be the first woman as Vice President.  I think that is very exciting!!!  We live in a country where racism still exists, and women are still seen as second to the man.  I think this election year we have come so far as a country.  It is very exciting to be an American right now.  No matter who you are voting for!

Another note:  Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama need to work a little better on looking the first lady type.  Whoever wins tomorrow, the first lady will need a serious makeover.  Michelle looks like she has been doing dip for years!!  I mean damn…her lower lip looks like Bubba Gump!  I seriously think she has tobacco stuffed down in there and a spit cup on hand everywhere she goes.  And sometimes….her hair is a hot mess!  I understand she is going for the natural look, but damn girl….go ahead and get some weave.  It just looks better!  Plus, that ass is starting to get outrageous! 

Cindy McCain, go ahead and have yourself a meal!!  Get yourself a pizza girl!  Plus, girlfriend needs some botox!  I mean I am all for the aging process, but if Joe Biden can have work done than so can Cindy.  She looks so frail.  And….could someone do her make-up please?! 

Overall, they both look a hot mess.  I don’t think either of them are ready to be first lady.  Laura Bush was actually on point when George took office.  She looked very nice.  One of these women need to really be thinking about turning their looks around if they intend on being a good looking first lady instead of the rag-a-muffin they look like today!!!

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Lindsay Lohan is blogging again.  Apparently she thinks she is so “cool” she can get into the hottest clubs, yet the poor princess feels she is such an outsider.   

Lindsay wrote on her official blog:

“all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights..

all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights..
How does it feel to be an outsider?….behind the scenes type of feeling.
Picture this in your head, if you’re willing to focus for a second my friends
Washington, D.C.- you’re probably thinking that you are going to a monument of some sort… well, you’re highly wrong loves….
Washington, D.C.-you’re in a club, you are here for support for someone that you care for very much, VERY MUCH.. But, you’re here just to chill and support, not to be seen and heard… Not to be on display in the dj booth…or to feel as if you are in a cage at the Bronx Zoo…
Do you see what i am getting at???
Alright, so i am literally sitting in the dj booth at a club in Washington, D.C. where Samantha is djing and they have a computer at the back of the booth, which i am on right now..
aside from the fact that she is an amazing dj and i am having a nice time, the glass mirror placed to my left to hide me from photos (literally) is making it all a bit uncomfortable!!!

This blog isn’t really intended to mean much, it’s just something to let people into my life-kind of a blog to let people know that i am working hard and i go out when samantha is working because she’s pretty great to hear and i love to be around her and her energy as much as possible.

Sitting here makes me think about the fact that if Sarah Palin was in office, and living in Washington.. On a “slow” night, she would probably be dressing as one of the gossip girls or tina fey to try and “be cool” enough to get into this club.

I guess me thinking, and blogging about her gives her more attention and credit than she actually deserves.. but as Madonna says. “Express Yourself”

so…. i will
now and forever
be blessed
xx L

this song h”

Lindsay is so stupid.  Washington D.C. - Sorry love, but we never thought your ignorant ass would be at a monument.  And how in the hell are we suppose to focus on this crap she is writing when it is sooooo damn stupid!!!  Is she taking drugs again?!?!  I sure hope not!  And booohoooo ….. she is in a DJ booth, and she is uncomfortable!!  Nobody really cares!  She is a freakin celebrity.  Did she think she wouldn’t be on display for the rest of her life?  Sorry sweety…but this is the life YOU chose!  What is up with the “fact” that if Sarah Palin is in office and in D.C. (on a “slow” night) her ass would be trying soooo hard to be “cool” enough to get in to that club.  The club where precious Lindsay is sooooo “cool” and soooo uncomfortable!  Is she serious?!  I highly doubt Palin gives a crap to go where Lindsay Lohan hangs out.  Lohan is sooo dumb.  She WOULD believe that someone like Palin would want to be her.  What a bimbo.  I hate when celebrities blog…it just makes them look soooo stupid!  It reminds me of the fact that these people don’t have an education.  It is sooo scary.  She is taking cheap shots at Sarah Palin, yet Lindsay doesn’t seem to understand what a run-on sentence is.  Sad!

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Russell Brand hosted the MTV 25th annual VMA awards.  Ummm…I was not impressed.  He was probably the worst host ever.  He started the show by telling Americans who to vote for.  He said we should all be voting for Obama.  He slammed Bush (understandable…but did he need to do that at the VMA’s)??  He talked about sex the whole time.  It was so stupid.  Who the hell thought this guy should host? 

Russell Brand used to be a heroin addict, sex addict, and an alcoholic.  Brand’s first hosting role was as a VJ on MTV.  He presented Dance Floor Chart and MTV Select; however, he was fired after he came into work dressed as Osama bin Laden the day after 9/11.  Again, who the hell wanted this dude??  He talked shit about Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol Palin, for being pregnant.  Yet, he promotes sex.  So, does this make sense??  Even Perez Hilton thought his sex crap went a little too far. 

Hands down…worst host ever! 

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Sarah Palin was announced the candidate running for Vice President along with President hopeful, John McCain several days ago.  Already her life has been turned upside down.  In the search to find out who Sarah Palin is, we have found out who Sarah’s daughter is.  Everyone Democrats have had a shit fit about Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol, being pregnant at the age of 17.

Bristol Palin is already 5 months into her pregnancy.  Rumors were swirling that Bristol might already have a child, since she was seen with Sarah’s 4-month-year-old son, Trig.  Therefore, confirmation of Bristol’s pregnancy needed to come out now, rather than later.  Palin announced on Monday her daughter’s pregnancy.

“Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned.  We’re proud of Bristol’s decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents.  As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support.”

My thoughts: I feel so bad for this girl.  She basically became a celebrity over night.  Now, her issues are all over the T.V., internet, newspaper, etc.  That would totally suck!  The girl messed up and got pregnant young.  Okay…so it happens.  She clearly didn’t take the Pro-Choice way out and stuck to the Republican beliefs of Pro-Life.  Children are going to do stupid things.  It shouldn’t really have any refection on the parents.  Unfortunately, it does in some cases though.  Good thing Obama’s girls are young.  Hell….they could grow up to be pole dancers or have unprotected sex and get AIDS!!!  I’m just saying….you never know what your children are going to do when you aren’t around.  Palin shouldn’t get a bad rap for this just because her daughter is pregnant.

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