Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are OVER!  After many reports of the two fighting, Lohan confirms the two have split!

Linsday made a brief statement today, and she said, “We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.”

Linsday NEEDS to get off the DRUGS and gain some weight!  Hope she gets really focused and doesn’t DIE! 

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Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali Lohan were out shopping recently, and it is so clear that Lindsay has a SERIOUS problem.  She probably weighs like 95lbs.  LiLo MUST be on cocaine again. 

My question is….where does she find clothes that fit her?!?!  I weighed 98lbs. last year when my father was in the hospital, and  I couldn’t find shit to wear.  Everything was huge.  No wonder she wears those ugly black legging things…you don’t have a lot of clothing options when you are skin and bones.  GROSS!!!  She needs to gain like 10-15lbs. back!  Poor thing..I hope she isn’t trying to be as thin as Samantha Ronson.  Sam is just naturally super thin. 

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Lindsay Lohan is blogging again.  Apparently she thinks she is so “cool” she can get into the hottest clubs, yet the poor princess feels she is such an outsider.   

Lindsay wrote on her official blog:

“all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights..

all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights..
How does it feel to be an outsider?….behind the scenes type of feeling.
Picture this in your head, if you’re willing to focus for a second my friends
Washington, D.C.- you’re probably thinking that you are going to a monument of some sort… well, you’re highly wrong loves….
Washington, D.C.-you’re in a club, you are here for support for someone that you care for very much, VERY MUCH.. But, you’re here just to chill and support, not to be seen and heard… Not to be on display in the dj booth…or to feel as if you are in a cage at the Bronx Zoo…
Do you see what i am getting at???
Alright, so i am literally sitting in the dj booth at a club in Washington, D.C. where Samantha is djing and they have a computer at the back of the booth, which i am on right now..
aside from the fact that she is an amazing dj and i am having a nice time, the glass mirror placed to my left to hide me from photos (literally) is making it all a bit uncomfortable!!!

This blog isn’t really intended to mean much, it’s just something to let people into my life-kind of a blog to let people know that i am working hard and i go out when samantha is working because she’s pretty great to hear and i love to be around her and her energy as much as possible.

Sitting here makes me think about the fact that if Sarah Palin was in office, and living in Washington.. On a “slow” night, she would probably be dressing as one of the gossip girls or tina fey to try and “be cool” enough to get into this club.

I guess me thinking, and blogging about her gives her more attention and credit than she actually deserves.. but as Madonna says. “Express Yourself”

so…. i will
now and forever
be blessed
xx L

this song h”

Lindsay is so stupid.  Washington D.C. - Sorry love, but we never thought your ignorant ass would be at a monument.  And how in the hell are we suppose to focus on this crap she is writing when it is sooooo damn stupid!!!  Is she taking drugs again?!?!  I sure hope not!  And booohoooo ….. she is in a DJ booth, and she is uncomfortable!!  Nobody really cares!  She is a freakin celebrity.  Did she think she wouldn’t be on display for the rest of her life?  Sorry sweety…but this is the life YOU chose!  What is up with the “fact” that if Sarah Palin is in office and in D.C. (on a “slow” night) her ass would be trying soooo hard to be “cool” enough to get in to that club.  The club where precious Lindsay is sooooo “cool” and soooo uncomfortable!  Is she serious?!  I highly doubt Palin gives a crap to go where Lindsay Lohan hangs out.  Lohan is sooo dumb.  She WOULD believe that someone like Palin would want to be her.  What a bimbo.  I hate when celebrities blog…it just makes them look soooo stupid!  It reminds me of the fact that these people don’t have an education.  It is sooo scary.  She is taking cheap shots at Sarah Palin, yet Lindsay doesn’t seem to understand what a run-on sentence is.  Sad!

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Lindsay Lohan will be in the upcoming October issue of Marie Claire.  She gave a very open and honest interview regarding her life.  She talked about how she used to live in hotels, her stint in rehab, and her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.

Regarding Robert Downey Jr.’s life experience being somewhat similar to Lindsays:

“He’s an amazing actor,” Lohan said of Downey. “Look at people like that who have gone through **** and had to work that much harder to get to where they are now.”

Regarding rehab:

“I’ve learned. I’ll never go back. And it’s not a never-say-never type thing - it’s just, I know. I know.”

Regarding hotel living:

“I didn’t want to be alone, so whatever I needed I could just go downstairs and there were people there” - she now recognizes the unhealthiness of that. “It wasn’t a way of life,” she says. “Not very consistent.”

Regarding her father:

“I don’t know what’s going on with it,” Lohan says. “I haven’t asked him any questions. Apparently we’ve been in the dark for so many years. We’ve gone through enough with him. Enough is enough.”  Lindsay will be shutting off communication with her father for awhile - “until he decides to be a grown-up.”

Regarding her girlfriend, Samantha, being the reason for her turnaround:

“She’s a great person. And she’s a great influence on people around her. But I think that anything that’s changed in my life is because of me. I’ve gone through it and I’ve had to deal with it and I’ve made the decision to move forward. So yeah, she’s a great person.”

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Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan went to Sam’s sister’s fashion show yesterday at Bryant Park.  I think they are looking pretty cute.  Although, damn Samantha has some stick legs!  She looks like she weighs 90lbs.  I think she is naturally thin though. 

In other Ronson/Lohan news, the UK’s News of the World is reporting that Lindsay and Samantha are thinking seriously about becoming parents.  Apparently, a source that is very “close” to the couple confessed:       

“Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She’s been having deep discussions about a baby. She wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They don’t want to adopt.”

Well, if Lindsay has to sleep with an ex, won’t that be cheating on Sam?!  Whatever!  I doubt this story is true. 

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Okay, so by now most of you know that Michael Lohan has declared war on Samantha Ronson.  He claims that Samantha is just using Lindsay to further her career and blah, blah, blah.  Michael Lohan is also claiming Samantha is writing a tell-all book, and nobody knew who Samantha was until Lindsay.

Well, Samantha is pretty pissed about his accusations.  Sam wrote a response to Mr. Lohan’s attacks on her MySpace page.

SHUT THE F*** UP
Current mood: bulliedi really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?

Michael Lohan is just plain annoying.  Is he not dealing with his daughter’s choice of love interest?  Perhaps that is why his panties are in a twist.

My Thoughts:  People totally knew Samantha Ronson before Lindsay.  Michael Lohan may not have known her, but he doesn’t really count in this world.  So, he was totally wrong there.  And…since Lindsay and Sam have been together, Lindsay hasn’t been in any trouble.  There is no reason to believe Sam is a bad influence.  Hell, I think she is great for Lindsay.  And…Samantha doesn’t seem the type to write a tell-all.  She even said that was a complete no-go.  So, what the hell is his problem??  As usual, we support Sam 100 percent!

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Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan were hanging out in L.A. yesterday.  I get that Sam is probably the “dude” in their relationship, but she should try gaining a little more weight.  I would die if my boyfriend weighed less than me!  Also, what is up with Samantha’s roots?!  So, I guess she isn’t a natural blonde?!?

Lindsay and Samantha need a makeover or something.  Perhaps Sammy is too busy working to keep that hair dyed.  Whatever the case….I know she can look better.

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Samantha Ronson added this new photo to her Myspace page yesterday!!  She didn’t write anything under it, but her fans commented on her relationship with Lohan!  Everyone seemed to be very positive.  Perhaps this is the confirmation everyone wanted??!?  Whatever the case…Samantha Ronson is cool as hell!  Whoever she is dating….is probably cool as hell too!  Rock on Sammy!

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Lindsay Lohan actually looked quite lovely at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards.  Lohan is looking healthy and happy.  Perhaps it has something to do with Samantha Ronson!!  Whether or not they are dating, I could care less.  But I think they would be a cool couple!  Sam Ronson is cool as hell!  If Ronson hangs with Lohan, it can only mean Lohan is pretty cool herself!

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