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Blind Item!

31 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Brendan Fraser, Colin Farrell, Drake Bell, Michael Bay, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron

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Happy Halloween!!!  Today…I thought I would share some TRICK or TREATS with you!  Can you guess the blind items?! 

(1) I guess this actor is B list, because he was the lead in a popcorn flick. It did not do as well as expected. He really is more of a name than a great actor. When asked about his most recent girlfriend and how they met, our actor came up with about five different stories leading most to speculate he purchased her for the evening. Not so. The reason he is shy about where she came from is she spent six months stalking him. One day he was lonely and invited her in, and now they are inseparable. This won’t end well.

(2) Okay, babes, we’re back to you skanky hets this week! I swear, straight folks are getting as kinky as us gays, are we teaching you that well? Apparently so.

Shafterella Shoshstein sure seems to be taking lessons successfully, and has been for some time, who the hell knew? When she busted up with her man not that long ago, everybody was sympathizing with poor S2. How could such a sweet, darling little babe have deserved such treatment from her male-slut partner for all those years? She’s too talented, too charming, too damn dazzling to have to have endured such wretchedness, America cried!

Turns out we were all weeping for the wrong partner, perhaps. S.S.’s ex is just now starting to put the truth out there, via a few tanked encounters with his fave bartender. Damn, sure hope this good-lookin’ lad doesn’t have to become full-blown alcoholic before we find out the full truth of the matter, but jeez, keep on drinkin’ there, buddy-boy!

Oh, and Shafty, shame on you, girlfriend. Cannot believe you penis-partied galore all that time, while letting your less-designing other half take the tabloid fall. Actually, I can. They don’t pay ya the big bucks for nothin’.

(3) This female tweener star may want to head on over to her doctor. Why do you ask? Well her tweener boyfriend picked up the gift that Paris made popular. And here we thought they were monogamous.

(4) WHICH blockbuster director has only himself to blame for his recent burglary? After a hard day of filming, he decided to unwind with a couple of prostitutes who stole his valuables.

My thoughts:  Number 1 could really be any actor with a stupid new girlfriend.  Umm…Colin Farrell or Brendan Fraser.  Hell, I don’t know.  Number 2…I’m thinking this is Reese Witherspoon.  I HATE to say that, but she is the highest paid actress.  She split with Ryan Phillippe last year.  Even in their marriage, they were receiving marriage counseling.  They clearly had some serious issues.  Could it be that Reese was cheating on Ryan first?!  I hate to say it, but it sounds like this has Reese written all over it! 

Number 3, I will guess Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron.  They are both top tween tv stars, and they are dating.  Plus, I doubt they are faithful to each other.  Some say Hudgens has a thing for Drake Bell!!  And….Efron probably swings both ways.  So, I would assume it is them.  Number 4, is totally Michael Bay.  Hands down! 

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Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe: Finally Divorced!

10 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe

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Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe are finally divorced! After being married for seven years and having two children, Ava and Deacon, Ryan and Reese decided it wasn’t going to work. They filed for divorce last year on November 6, 2006 and cited irreconcilable differences.

I think Reese is better off! She was always more successful, and Ryan is just too full of himself! I bet he looks at himself in the mirror more than Paris Hilton does! He thinks he is so great…and he has totally been misinformed!

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Ryan Phillippe is still a family man!

01 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe

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Ryan Phillippe,33, was seen at the Vincente Foods supermarket in Brentwood on Saturday with his children, Ava (8) and Deacon (3). Phillippe is still separated from his wife, Reese Witherspoon. Their divorce has yet to be finalized.

Ryan and Reese really do have the cutest children!! Ava is going to look just like Reese, and Deacon is going to look just like Ryan! So cute!

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