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Kim Kardashian Kicked Off Dancing With The Stars!!

01 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Cloris Leachman, Dancing With The Stars, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Ray J, Rocco DiSpirito

Kim Kardashian and her fat ass were kicked off Dancing With The Stars last night. What I can’t believe is that some people were actually shocked! HA! Kim was one of the worst ones. She can’t dance, and she was so boring. It’s like she was so self conscious about what people thought of her that she could never let go and have any fun. She sucked. I’m glad she is gone!

Truthfully, I thought Kim would last at least another week, because I thought she had more fans than that. I guess they don’t really care about her, don’t watch Dancing With The Stars, or maybe she doesn’t really have any fans. I am just waiting for Rocco DiSpirito to go. He pretty much sucks. I guess people are keeping him around because he is hot though. Cloris Leachman also sucks, but she is hilarious. People love her.

Kim ended her torcher on us by saying, “This was a huge challenge for me. Every dance was a huge accomplishment for me and I did the best I could. And this was the best experience of my life.”

I thought the best experience of her life was her sex tape with Ray J?!?! No?! And if that was the best she could do….then that is soooo sad. Poor thing. It must suck to be Kim Kardashian.

Khloe Kardashian, probably drunk, was extremely proud of Kim. Khloe said, “I am so proud of how hard Kim has worked! She has completely gone out of her comfort zone by doing Dancing With The Stars and I am happy she did. She made the show in my opinion!”

Awww…yeah…clearly it was only Khloe’s opinion, because the rest of the world didn’t seem to think Kim made the show. Hence, Kim going home yesterday.

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Dancing With The Stars: Who Gets Voted Off?!?

24 Sep

Posted by Ms Royale as Brooke Burke, Cloris Leachman, Cody Linley, Dancing With The Stars, Jeffrey Ross, Kim Kardashian, Lance Bass, Maurice Greene, Misty May-Treanor, Rocco DiSpirito, Susan Lucci, Ted McGinley, Toni Braxton, Warren Sapp

Brooke Burke

Tonight Dancing With The Stars will vote off yet another celebrity. Jeffrey Ross was the first celebrity to go last night. I was hoping it would be that cook guy…what is his name again??? Rocco or something? I don’t know. I think Kim Kardashian SUCKS! I doubt she will win, but I’m sure she will stick around for awhile. Cloris Leachman is soooo funny. She can’t dance worth a shit, so she won’t win. But Hell…she will totally stick around for awhile. I think that Cody Linley kid is pretty good, so I think he will go pretty far. Brooke Burke may win it all, because umm….she is Brooke Burke!! Nobody really cares if she can dance…she is super hot! Ummm…Misty-May Treanor is like a dude. She needs to go. Maurice Greene is actually pretty good, and Warren Sapp won’t make it that far. Lance Bass will totally be in the finals, and he may win too. Susan Lucci is one of my favorites!! Toni Braxton is boring, but she might stick around for awhile. Ted McGinley is okay, but he won’t win.