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Kim Kardashian Kicked Off Dancing With The Stars!!

01 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Cloris Leachman, Dancing With The Stars, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Ray J, Rocco DiSpirito

Kim Kardashian and her fat ass were kicked off Dancing With The Stars last night. What I can’t believe is that some people were actually shocked! HA! Kim was one of the worst ones. She can’t dance, and she was so boring. It’s like she was so self conscious about what people thought of her that she could never let go and have any fun. She sucked. I’m glad she is gone!

Truthfully, I thought Kim would last at least another week, because I thought she had more fans than that. I guess they don’t really care about her, don’t watch Dancing With The Stars, or maybe she doesn’t really have any fans. I am just waiting for Rocco DiSpirito to go. He pretty much sucks. I guess people are keeping him around because he is hot though. Cloris Leachman also sucks, but she is hilarious. People love her.

Kim ended her torcher on us by saying, “This was a huge challenge for me. Every dance was a huge accomplishment for me and I did the best I could. And this was the best experience of my life.”

I thought the best experience of her life was her sex tape with Ray J?!?! No?! And if that was the best she could do….then that is soooo sad. Poor thing. It must suck to be Kim Kardashian.

Khloe Kardashian, probably drunk, was extremely proud of Kim. Khloe said, “I am so proud of how hard Kim has worked! She has completely gone out of her comfort zone by doing Dancing With The Stars and I am happy she did. She made the show in my opinion!”

Awww…yeah…clearly it was only Khloe’s opinion, because the rest of the world didn’t seem to think Kim made the show. Hence, Kim going home yesterday.

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Kim Kardashian Wants To Lose Her Ass!

17 Aug

Posted by Ms Royale as Kim Kardashian, Ray J

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian finally realizes what the rest of the world already knew!! She needs to lose weight! She is apparently offended when the paparazzi ask her to turn around so they can get an ass shot! Her ass is more famous than her face!

“I love that I’m curvy, but I’m on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt,” she tells Radar magazine. “I’m just so over it! When you’re posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, ‘Turn around! Turn around!’ — it gets a little offensive.”

Kim isn’t famous for anything else though. If she doesn’t have a big, fat ass, then what will she have? She is basically known for a sex tape with Ray J, her stupid show, and her ass. She is too young to have such a fat ass though, so I totally support her losing weight.

Good Luck in losing the ass Kimmy!!! You totally have our support!

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Kim Kardashian: More Sex Tape Footage!!

16 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Playboy, Ray J

Kim Kardashian’s new reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s just hit the airwaves, and Vivid Entertainment has just released new information regarding her sex tape with Ray J! Apparently, there is some new footage!!

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Ray J is a man whore!

03 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Brandy, Kim Kardashian, Ray J, Whitney Houston

Ray J, Brandy’s little brother, is going to be writing an autobiography!! Most people wouldn’t care about that, but he will be writing all about how he lost his virginity at AGE 10 and his sexual encounters. Wow-I am sure Kim Kardashian will be in the book….but I wonder if he will mention Whitney Houston! You KNOW they have done the nasty!

BTW: Who the hell loses their V-card at 10 years old? He is such a slut! Serious Man Whore Alert!

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Kim Kardashian will grace the cover of Playboy!

21 Sep

Posted by Ms Royale as Kim Kardashian, Playboy, Ray J

Kim Kardashian will be on the cover of Playboy’s December issue. However, even with her 12 page spread, she isn’t showing as much skin as she showed to Brandy’s brother, Ray J! Word on the street is she is only gonna show one breast and her big ass. Why not just show it all?? We have all already seen it!

What I want to know is….how are they gonna fit her ass and her face in the same shot? Her ass is massive! It will take up the whole page!