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Diddy Slips Chronic To Mark Ronson!

31 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Barack Obama, Diddy, Mark Ronson, Puff Daddy

Mark Ronson was the DJ for one of Diddy’s hot ass parties we hear so much about. However, the upscale party in the Hamptons wasn’t so upscale. Diddy apparently likes to serve chronic to his guests.

Mark Ronson told Page Six, “I hadn’t eaten all day, and I was starving. They were coming around with this bowl of brownies, and I grabbed three of them and just started scarfing them down. After that, every lyric sounded like it was the Cookie Monster yelling in my ear, and I started feeling really shitty, but I had to play through the set. I couldn’t just go up to Puffy and say, ‘Sorry, I ate a shit-load of hash brownies, I can’t do your White Party.‘ “

Diddy isn’t classy like he thinks he is. Every year he tells people to VOTE! This year he tells everyone to VOTE for Barack Obama. OMG…retard. Unfortunately, there is some dumbass out there who will totally vote for Obama just because Diddy went on MTV and said, “Vote for Obama” while holding his ugly ass babies.

And….the idiot serves hash brownies? Yeah….everyone get good and fucked up…then go vote for Obama! If I were Obama, I would be embarrassed to have Diddy backing me like that! Diddy is trash. He thinks money can buy him some nice clothes and some bling, and perhaps people won’t notice that he is still a piece of trash. I’m not fooled.

I hope someone slips the chronic to those babies!! I bet he would love that! Awesome….now go vote for whoever the hell you want!!!

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Jennifer Lopez: Back To Gangsta!

09 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Jennifer Lopez, Leah Remini, Puff Daddy

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Ummm…I’m just embarrassed for her!!

Jennifer Lopez hung out with Leah Remini at Elle Magazine’s 15th Annual Women In Hollywood Tribute in Beverly Hills over the weekend. Lopez decided to show up drunk, and she apparently thought she was still dating Puff Daddy. She thought she would be gangsta and throw up a peace sign, because that is always appropriate! Remini, on the other hand, tried her best to suck in her cheeks. She was sucking on a lemon drop and wasn’t quite finished with it when she entered the carpet area.

By the way, what the F is Jennifer Lopez wearing? I think my grandma had that outfit on when we buried her last month.

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