Chelsea Handler Playboy

Last night, Chelsea Handler appeared on The Jay Leno Show.  It was a rather boring appearance until the very end when Leno surprised Handler by unveiling her Playboy cover. 

It was soooo obvious the photo had been photoshopped!  Chelsea joked that she had quit drinking “for a day” to get in shape for her photo shoot.  However, after the photo was revealed, she said, “We need the guy that airbrushed me to come back.”

I think Chelsea was really caught off guard.  I think she realized that the photo looked nothing like her in a bikini!  Obviously, she HAD to make a comment about the airbrushing!

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Tara Reid Poses For Playboy!

 Tara Reid Playboy

Tara Reid is going to be taking it all off for Playboy!

Reid, after opening up about bad plastic surgery, once said she would NEVER pose nude.  However, I guess she has changed her mind.  OR perhaps she is in serious need of CASH!  In Touch reported:

The American Pie star, who underwent a botched liposuction procedure in 2004, posed entirely nude for the popular magazine at a private residence on October 7 in Santa Monica, Calif. Although Tara, 33, was a bit nervous shooting, she seemed to ease into it as the day went on. “She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started,” says an insider. “She looked great and finally got into the groove.” Tara had said in the past that she would never pose for Playboy, saying, “I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it’s uneven, but it’s not that bad. My stomach scars are my battle wounds.”

Ok…who the hell wants to see this?  Everyone has already seen her nasty boobs!  We have seen her bumpy stomach.  Does anyone really care to see her smelly snatch?!  GROSS!!  Hugh Hefner must be going CRAZY!

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 Crystal Harris Shannon Twins

‘The Girls Next Door’ are BACK!  But…with a whole new group of girls!  Last season, Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson said goodbye to Hef and moved out of the mansion.  This season, Crystal Harris and The Shannon Twins (Karissa and Kristina) will be living in the mansion with Hef and enjoying parties, traveling, and new adventures.  Don’t miss the premiere of the new show!!  It starts Sunday, October 11th at 10:00pm et/pt on E! 

I’m not super crazy about the twins, but I LOVE Crystal!  I was on the fence about actually watching the show, but I think Crystal Harris, 23, will be a great replacement for Holly!  Can’t wait to see the show!  Who can resist a show about blondes and bunnies?!?!     

Crystal Harris Shannon Twins

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 Kate Gosselin bikini

Who wants to see Kate Gosselin naked?

Playboy has offered Kate Gosselin $400,000 to show off her goodies!  Unfortunately, for all the Kate fans, she won’t be doing that naked photo shoot. 

Kate received a letter from Hugh Hefner with the photo shoot offer; however, Kate thought it was inappropriate because of her children. 

So, no nude Kate photos!  Thank GOD! 

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 Holly Madison plastic surgery

Holly Madison, from The Girls Next Door and Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend, wasn’t always a busty babe!  Madison is opening up to Life & Style about how plastic surgery changed her life!  Here are some highlights:

On her issues with confidence: “Living with Hef brought down my self-esteem a lot. I was comparing myself to the other girls… You have to look a certain way at the mansion. If you look at Hef’s girlfriend now, she basically looks like a clone of me. It’s kind of weird.”

On going under the knife: “When I was younger, I was the first person in my class to start getting boobs, so I thought I was going to be huge. But I stopped growing before everybody else started. That was a big letdown… I compared myself to those [Playboy playmates]. I knew what I wanted to look like and was kind of disappointed. I had a butt and no boobs.”

“Plastic surgery made it easier for me to get things I wanted in my career. Without it, I wouldn’t be where I am today… My nose photographed really big in front of my face. If I wanted to do anything in the entertainment industry, I needed to get it fixed. I was definitely happy with the results. It made me more confident. And a lot of doors open when you look a certain way.”

On future enhancements: “I wouldn’t consider more surgery - unless my body implodes after I have kids! And I’m scared of getting stuff [like Botox] put into my face. It makes you look like you have a rubber mask on. Beauty is truly on the inside. Looks don’t define you - they’re just a tool to get what you want.”

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 Lindsay Lohan naked

Lindsay Lohan may be accepting an offer to pose nude in Playboy!

Playboy offered Lohan $900,000 to pose nude, and she has been thinking seriously about doing it!  Playboy offered Lohan half a million awhile back; however, she turned down the offer.  Since they increased the offer, Lohan has started to consider it! 

Lohan probably needs this money considering her acting career isn’t really going anywhere!  Besides…everyone has seen Lohan’s goodies!  I don’t know why any man would want to see her naked, but whatever floats your boat!  (PLUS-Coke ain’t cheap, and you know this will help pay for that!!) 

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 Celebrity bikini

These 10 hot celebrities have awesome bikini bodies! 

They were chosen not only for their smokin’ hot bodies, but because they are healthy celebrities!!  These celebrities work out, eat right, and have to watch their weight!  None of these celebrities are super, scary thin, and I think that makes them look much better!  I think we have all had enough with pencil thin celebrities like Paris Hilton, Tori Spelling, and Tara Reid.  Real women don’t look like that!   

10. Bridget Marquardt: At age 35, Bridget looks GREAT!  She works out, and she doesn’t deprive herself of the foods she loves!

Bridget marquardt bikini

9. Scarlett Johansson: At age 24, Scarlett looks hot!  She hasn’t given into the pressures of Hollywood, and she has remained a perfect weight!  I’m sure her hubby, Ryan Reynolds, thinks so too!

scarlett johansson

8. Hayden Panettiere: This 20-year-old has a GREAT body.  Hayden has been acting since she was 5-years-old, and so far she hasn’t gone the anorexic/plastic surgery route (we have to applaud)! 

Hayden Panettiere

7. Britney Spears: At age 27, Britney has had a weight battle and lived the unhealthy lifestyle celebrity can offer.  However, Brit Brit is back to looking healthy!  She is working out and staying in shape for her tours. 

Britney Spears bikini

6. Kourtney Kardashian: Kourtney, 30, has an outstanding body!  Even though all the Kardashians look great, Kourtney gets our vote since she is the oldest!  Kourtney, now preggers, won’t be rockin her bikini body anytime soon, but I’m sure she will be back to her pre-pregnancy shape after she gives birth this December! 

Kourtney Kardashian

5. Victoria Silvstedt: Silvstedt, 34, looks awesome for her age!  This Swedish model and once Playboy Playmate of the Year stays in shape by working out and eating a healthy diet!  She also claims she keeps her legs looking great by simply wearing high heels for 12 hours a day! 

Victoria Silvstedt

4. Kristen Cavallari: What I love about this 22-year-old reality star is she keeps it real!  Cavallari works out and eats healthy to maintain her figure.  You don’t see her rushing to the plastic surgeon for breast implants and changing her look (umm like *cough*Heidi Montag*cough*)!

Kristin Cavallari

3. Rihanna: WOW!  Rihanna has an AWESOME body!  Rihanna, 21, has confessed to having a personal trainer and says she does a lot of cardio.  She also sticks to a strick diet, but she doesn’t deprive herself of anything.

Rihanna bikini

2. Carmen Electra: Electra is 37-years-old and looks fabulous!  Electra confesses to eating a lot of protein, doing cardio strip tease, and yoga to stay in shape.  Her weight goes up-and-down, but she always looks great! 

Carmen Electra

1. Fergie: The BEST Bikini body, by far, has to be 34-year-old Fergie!!  Fergie stays bikini bod ready by working out with her personal trainer even when she is on tour.  She also sticks to a strick diet and burns a lot of calories while on stage!   

Fergie bikini

Of course, not everyone could make the list!  I’m sure we missed some of your favorites; however, we would like to give Honorable Mention to a few celebs!

Honorable Mention: Beyonce, Anna Faris, Denise Richards, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, and Jennifer Love Hewitt

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 Joe Francis Brody Jenner

Joe Francis beat up Brody Jenner’s girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, last night! 

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole were at Guys and Dolls nightclub early this morning in Los Angeles when all the trouble started!  Jayde witnessed Joe Francis hitting on his ex-girlfriend.  Apparently, Jayde got all up in his business and got pissy about this.  Therefore, she thought it would be appropriate to throw her drink on him!  Well, Joe freaked out!  He pulled Jayde’s hair, punched her in the face, threw her to the ground and started kicking her.

Security stepped in, and they took Joe out of the club.  Brody followed and yelled at Joe.  Brody was then kicked out of the club as well.  After trying to get back in the club and failing, Brody saw Joe and punched him in the face.  Brody was immediately tasered by someone, and Joe managed to get away from all the drama. 

The police are currently looking for Joe Francis.  Jayde Nicole is saying she wants to press charges against Joe.  Jayde has a black and blue cheek, her face is swollen, she has a bruised left rib and her lower abdomen is sore.  Also, some of her hair got pulled out.

Brody Jenner posted a message on Twitter today saying, “Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason!  Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her…what does that say about him.  How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl??  Joe Francis is a piece of sh*t.  Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!”

A couple of things: First, why the hell did Jayde feel the need to step into Joe’s situation and throw her drink?  I feel that was uncalled for!  She is just a stupid biotch!  She thinks she can do whatever she wants because she was in Playboy…big deal!  Second, clearly Joe Francis has issues.  Who beats up a girl?!  Third, charges should be brought against Joe for beating up Jayde, AND Brody for punching Joe!  Two wrongs do NOT make a right!  It doesn’t matter how cute it is to stand up for your girlfriend and punch out some dude for her….you cannot hit someone else! 

These fools probably need to grow up and stay out of the club.  Jayde already got into a fight with Audrina Patridge over Brody…can’t she get along with anyone?!

Below is a photo of Brody Jenner & Jayde Nicole.

Brody Jenner Jayde Nicole

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 Eric Dane Rebecca Gayheart

Rebecca Gayheart, Eric Dane, and Kari Ann Peniche have a sex tape that has just surfaced!

Eric Dane (dude from Grey’s Anatomy) and Rebecca Gayheart (known for her Noxzema commercials and her role in Urban Legend) have been married since 2004.  Peniche is best known for being Miss Teen USA 2002; however, she was stripped of her title when she posed for Playboy in November of 2004.  Peniche was also engaged to Aaron Carter after only knowing him for 5 days.  Clearly, they never married and broke up shortly after the engagement. 

Gawker got ahold of a 12-minute tape starring Dane, Gayheart, and Peniche.  In the tape, it is obvious the three of them are on drugs.  Gayheart was actually photographed with a crack pipe at one point.  The three got in bed completely naked and just had a stupid conversation.  Then, Gayheart and Peniche took a bath together, while Dane filmed. 

There was not actual sex going on in the short video, but you can imagine what happened when the video went off.  I mean who in the hell hangs around a naked couple and doesn’t have a threesome?!  First of all, Peniche was completely naked and touching a completely naked Dane while Gayheart filmed.  If I were Gayheart, I would’ve been pissed!!  However, these people are clearly having a threesome, and I’m guessing this isn’t the first time.  Who knew this couple was so kinky?! 

Anyways…CLICK HERE to see the video!

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 Kendra Wilkinson

Kendra Wilkinson is having a baby…..BOY!

Wilkinson was out shopping for newborn clothes Friday, and she accidentally let it slip to E! News that she is having a boy!  I bet Kendra and Hank will name the baby Hef.  Or….maybe not!  Hopefully her son doesn’t grow up looking at Playboy magazines….that would be weird. 

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