Holly Madison isn’t exactly a fan of ‘The Girls Next Door!’

Madison says that Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends, Crystal Harris and The Shannon Twins, are copying what she did on the old show with Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson.  Madison says:

“I had a great time with Hef and the girls when they came to see ‘Peepshow’ and hang out in Vegas. I don’t watch the other episodes though, because it kind of makes me mad. The girls need to focus on what makes them unique and not doing the same things Bridget, Kendra and I have already done on the show.

“Even camping in the backyard was an idea I had for an episode that we never got around to shooting. And guess what they just showed? The girls camping in the backyard. I don’t want to look behind, I want to look forward.”

Regardless, the show is actually doing really well.  People seem to really like watching the new blondes!  And…since she brought up Peep Show, Madison seems to be doing very well herself!  Madison says:

“The ‘toplessness’ is worked into the show very tastefully and I was very controlling about when and how long I would be topless. Not because I am shy about nudity at all, but because I feel there is an effective way to do a burlesque show and then there is a sloppy way. I’m very inspired by Dita Von Teese and people who do it really well.

“Hef really liked the show, but I knew he would. He loves burlesque and the girls in the show are really beautiful. There are contemporary pop songs in the show, but a lot of old school style, too. The Red Riding Hood number reminds me so much of the sexy Red Riding hood Tex Avery cartoons from the 40’s that Hef loves.”

Awww…it sounds like Holly Madison kinda misses Hef and life at the mansion. 

I think the new show is ok.  It seems to be somewhat boring, but I think it’s because it appears Hef only has two girlfriends.  The Shannon twins NEVER do anything apart, so they are filmed doing everything together.  It’s like they are one person.  The old show had three different girls to watch - three different personalities.  The new show only has Crystal Harris and the twins (which might as well be one annoying girl).  Karissa and Kristina need to do things separately!

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Last night, Chelsea Handler appeared on The Jay Leno Show.  It was a rather boring appearance until the very end when Leno surprised Handler by unveiling her Playboy cover. 

It was soooo obvious the photo had been photoshopped!  Chelsea joked that she had quit drinking “for a day” to get in shape for her photo shoot.  However, after the photo was revealed, she said, “We need the guy that airbrushed me to come back.”

I think Chelsea was really caught off guard.  I think she realized that the photo looked nothing like her in a bikini!  Obviously, she HAD to make a comment about the airbrushing!

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Tara Reid is going to be taking it all off for Playboy!

Reid, after opening up about bad plastic surgery, once said she would NEVER pose nude.  However, I guess she has changed her mind.  OR perhaps she is in serious need of CASH!  In Touch reported:

The American Pie star, who underwent a botched liposuction procedure in 2004, posed entirely nude for the popular magazine at a private residence on October 7 in Santa Monica, Calif. Although Tara, 33, was a bit nervous shooting, she seemed to ease into it as the day went on. “She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started,” says an insider. “She looked great and finally got into the groove.” Tara had said in the past that she would never pose for Playboy, saying, “I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it’s uneven, but it’s not that bad. My stomach scars are my battle wounds.”

Ok…who the hell wants to see this?  Everyone has already seen her nasty boobs!  We have seen her bumpy stomach.  Does anyone really care to see her smelly snatch?!  GROSS!!  Hugh Hefner must be going CRAZY!

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‘The Girls Next Door’ are BACK!  But…with a whole new group of girls!  Last season, Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson said goodbye to Hef and moved out of the mansion.  This season, Crystal Harris and The Shannon Twins (Karissa and Kristina) will be living in the mansion with Hef and enjoying parties, traveling, and new adventures.  Don’t miss the premiere of the new show!!  It starts Sunday, October 11th at 10:00pm et/pt on E! 

I’m not super crazy about the twins, but I LOVE Crystal!  I was on the fence about actually watching the show, but I think Crystal Harris, 23, will be a great replacement for Holly!  Can’t wait to see the show!  Who can resist a show about blondes and bunnies?!?!     

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Who wants to see Kate Gosselin naked?

Playboy has offered Kate Gosselin $400,000 to show off her goodies!  Unfortunately, for all the Kate fans, she won’t be doing that naked photo shoot. 

Kate received a letter from Hugh Hefner with the photo shoot offer; however, Kate thought it was inappropriate because of her children. 

So, no nude Kate photos!  Thank GOD! 

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Holly Madison, from The Girls Next Door and Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend, wasn’t always a busty babe!  Madison is opening up to Life & Style about how plastic surgery changed her life!  Here are some highlights:

On her issues with confidence: “Living with Hef brought down my self-esteem a lot. I was comparing myself to the other girls… You have to look a certain way at the mansion. If you look at Hef’s girlfriend now, she basically looks like a clone of me. It’s kind of weird.”

On going under the knife: “When I was younger, I was the first person in my class to start getting boobs, so I thought I was going to be huge. But I stopped growing before everybody else started. That was a big letdown… I compared myself to those [Playboy playmates]. I knew what I wanted to look like and was kind of disappointed. I had a butt and no boobs.”

“Plastic surgery made it easier for me to get things I wanted in my career. Without it, I wouldn’t be where I am today… My nose photographed really big in front of my face. If I wanted to do anything in the entertainment industry, I needed to get it fixed. I was definitely happy with the results. It made me more confident. And a lot of doors open when you look a certain way.”

On future enhancements: “I wouldn’t consider more surgery - unless my body implodes after I have kids! And I’m scared of getting stuff [like Botox] put into my face. It makes you look like you have a rubber mask on. Beauty is truly on the inside. Looks don’t define you - they’re just a tool to get what you want.”

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Lindsay Lohan may be accepting an offer to pose nude in Playboy!

Playboy offered Lohan $900,000 to pose nude, and she has been thinking seriously about doing it!  Playboy offered Lohan half a million awhile back; however, she turned down the offer.  Since they increased the offer, Lohan has started to consider it! 

Lohan probably needs this money considering her acting career isn’t really going anywhere!  Besides…everyone has seen Lohan’s goodies!  I don’t know why any man would want to see her naked, but whatever floats your boat!  (PLUS-Coke ain’t cheap, and you know this will help pay for that!!) 

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These 10 hot celebrities have awesome bikini bodies! 

They were chosen not only for their smokin’ hot bodies, but because they are healthy celebrities!!  These celebrities work out, eat right, and have to watch their weight!  None of these celebrities are super, scary thin, and I think that makes them look much better!  I think we have all had enough with pencil thin celebrities like Paris Hilton, Tori Spelling, and Tara Reid.  Real women don’t look like that!   

10. Bridget Marquardt: At age 35, Bridget looks GREAT!  She works out, and she doesn’t deprive herself of the foods she loves!

9. Scarlett Johansson: At age 24, Scarlett looks hot!  She hasn’t given into the pressures of Hollywood, and she has remained a perfect weight!  I’m sure her hubby, Ryan Reynolds, thinks so too!

8. Hayden Panettiere: This 20-year-old has a GREAT body.  Hayden has been acting since she was 5-years-old, and so far she hasn’t gone the anorexic/plastic surgery route (we have to applaud)! 

7. Britney Spears: At age 27, Britney has had a weight battle and lived the unhealthy lifestyle celebrity can offer.  However, Brit Brit is back to looking healthy!  She is working out and staying in shape for her tours. 

6. Kourtney Kardashian: Kourtney, 30, has an outstanding body!  Even though all the Kardashians look great, Kourtney gets our vote since she is the oldest!  Kourtney, now preggers, won’t be rockin her bikini body anytime soon, but I’m sure she will be back to her pre-pregnancy shape after she gives birth this December! 

5. Victoria Silvstedt: Silvstedt, 34, looks awesome for her age!  This Swedish model and once Playboy Playmate of the Year stays in shape by working out and eating a healthy diet!  She also claims she keeps her legs looking great by simply wearing high heels for 12 hours a day! 

4. Kristen Cavallari: What I love about this 22-year-old reality star is she keeps it real!  Cavallari works out and eats healthy to maintain her figure.  You don’t see her rushing to the plastic surgeon for breast implants and changing her look (umm like *cough*Heidi Montag*cough*)!

3. Rihanna: WOW!  Rihanna has an AWESOME body!  Rihanna, 21, has confessed to having a personal trainer and says she does a lot of cardio.  She also sticks to a strick diet, but she doesn’t deprive herself of anything.

2. Carmen Electra: Electra is 37-years-old and looks fabulous!  Electra confesses to eating a lot of protein, doing cardio strip tease, and yoga to stay in shape.  Her weight goes up-and-down, but she always looks great! 

1. Fergie: The BEST Bikini body, by far, has to be 34-year-old Fergie!!  Fergie stays bikini bod ready by working out with her personal trainer even when she is on tour.  She also sticks to a strick diet and burns a lot of calories while on stage!   

Of course, not everyone could make the list!  I’m sure we missed some of your favorites; however, we would like to give Honorable Mention to a few celebs!

Honorable Mention: Beyonce, Anna Faris, Denise Richards, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, and Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Joe Francis beat up Brody Jenner’s girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, last night! 

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole were at Guys and Dolls nightclub early this morning in Los Angeles when all the trouble started!  Jayde witnessed Joe Francis hitting on his ex-girlfriend.  Apparently, Jayde got all up in his business and got pissy about this.  Therefore, she thought it would be appropriate to throw her drink on him!  Well, Joe freaked out!  He pulled Jayde’s hair, punched her in the face, threw her to the ground and started kicking her.

Security stepped in, and they took Joe out of the club.  Brody followed and yelled at Joe.  Brody was then kicked out of the club as well.  After trying to get back in the club and failing, Brody saw Joe and punched him in the face.  Brody was immediately tasered by someone, and Joe managed to get away from all the drama. 

The police are currently looking for Joe Francis.  Jayde Nicole is saying she wants to press charges against Joe.  Jayde has a black and blue cheek, her face is swollen, she has a bruised left rib and her lower abdomen is sore.  Also, some of her hair got pulled out.

Brody Jenner posted a message on Twitter today saying, “Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason!  Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her…what does that say about him.  How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl??  Joe Francis is a piece of sh*t.  Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!”

A couple of things: First, why the hell did Jayde feel the need to step into Joe’s situation and throw her drink?  I feel that was uncalled for!  She is just a stupid biotch!  She thinks she can do whatever she wants because she was in Playboy…big deal!  Second, clearly Joe Francis has issues.  Who beats up a girl?!  Third, charges should be brought against Joe for beating up Jayde, AND Brody for punching Joe!  Two wrongs do NOT make a right!  It doesn’t matter how cute it is to stand up for your girlfriend and punch out some dude for her….you cannot hit someone else! 

These fools probably need to grow up and stay out of the club.  Jayde already got into a fight with Audrina Patridge over Brody…can’t she get along with anyone?!

Below is a photo of Brody Jenner & Jayde Nicole.

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Rebecca Gayheart, Eric Dane, and Kari Ann Peniche have a sex tape that has just surfaced!

Eric Dane (dude from Grey’s Anatomy) and Rebecca Gayheart (known for her Noxzema commercials and her role in Urban Legend) have been married since 2004.  Peniche is best known for being Miss Teen USA 2002; however, she was stripped of her title when she posed for Playboy in November of 2004.  Peniche was also engaged to Aaron Carter after only knowing him for 5 days.  Clearly, they never married and broke up shortly after the engagement. 

Gawker got ahold of a 12-minute tape starring Dane, Gayheart, and Peniche.  In the tape, it is obvious the three of them are on drugs.  Gayheart was actually photographed with a crack pipe at one point.  The three got in bed completely naked and just had a stupid conversation.  Then, Gayheart and Peniche took a bath together, while Dane filmed. 

There was not actual sex going on in the short video, but you can imagine what happened when the video went off.  I mean who in the hell hangs around a naked couple and doesn’t have a threesome?!  First of all, Peniche was completely naked and touching a completely naked Dane while Gayheart filmed.  If I were Gayheart, I would’ve been pissed!!  However, these people are clearly having a threesome, and I’m guessing this isn’t the first time.  Who knew this couple was so kinky?! 

Anyways…CLICK HERE to see the video!

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