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Pete Doherty: In The Hospital!

14 Oct

Posted by Ms Royale as Pete Doherty

Pete Doherty is in the hospital! Anyone surprised?

Doherty canceled all of his performances in Ireland after he had trouble breathing yesterday. He was set to perform this evening; however, due to his physical condition he had to cancel. A spokesperson for Doherty said, “Last night Peter Doherty was admitted to Swindon Hospital with exhaustion and breathing difficulties. He is currently under observation by doctors.”

See….what had really happened was…Pete took too many hits off his crack pipe and almost overdosed! This bullshit about exhaustion is just silly. Dude was admitted because he did too many drugs and about died.

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Pete Doherty Pisses In Trophy’s!

20 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Kate Moss, Pete Doherty

Over the weekend, Pete Doherty actually played in a celebrity soccer tournament. Umm…yeaahh. However, he was kicked out of the game for….(wait for it…) peeing in a trophy!

Pete gained access to the chairman’s office for privacy reason’s (he was probably going to shoot up) and decided to piss instead. Pete couldn’t find a cup, so he decided to pee in a trophy! Someone tipped off a security guard that Pete may try to steal a trophy, so when the security guard checked it out he found out Pete hadn’t stolen the trophy but had pissed in it.

Pete is so gross!! I think his lip herpes are so cool! I mean seriously?! Why would anyone want to date him? What was Kate Moss thinking?! He is just one big sore! Ewww!

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Pete Doherty Shoots Up!

06 Nov

Posted by Ms Royale as MTV, Pete Doherty

At the MTV European Music Awards in Germany, Pete Doherty claimed to be drug free. However, several hours later, Pete went home and apparently shot up some heroin. The British Sun reported they have a video from a mobile phone showing Pete shooting up. Doherty could face jail time if he does not kick this awful drug habit!

Man…this guy is such a LOSER! He belongs in a dumpster!

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Kate Moss engaged!

26 Sep

Posted by Ms Royale as Jamie Hince, Kate Moss, Pete Doherty

Kate Moss is engaged!!!! And No…it is not to Pete Doherty, the biggest loser on earth! According to The Daily Mail, Kate confirmed her engagement to Jamie Hince:

After a 12-hour love-in with new man Jamie Hince, loved-up supermodel Kate Moss declared: “I’m in love and I’m engaged.”

The supermodel announced her ‘engagement’ last weekend to her Primrose Hill pals to make it clear that he is officially her new man. Sources close to 33-year-old Kate, said that Sunday’s engagement isn’t formal but it’s Kate’s way of showing her love for Jamie - who she has been dating for a few weeks - and also her way of letting former love, rocker Pete Doherty, know that it is over between them - for ever.

Kate reportedly told friends: “I love Jamie so much - we’re engaged!”

Well…at least she isn’t engaged to Pete! Maybe this new guy will get her to eat something. Anyone wanna start the betting on how long this engagement will last? I give it a couple of weeks!

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Kate Moss is a horrible example!

21 Sep

Posted by Ms Royale as Kate Moss, Pete Doherty

What the hell is wrong with Kate Moss? She is a bag of bones! Friends say she isn’t eating like she should due to all the stress between her and her on-again off-again boyfriend, Pete Doherty (a.k.a. Ugliest Man on Earth). I understand she is supposed to be thin because she is a model. But, she is not supposed to be this thin, and she shouldn’t date such losers! I mean Kate has a child!! What a great example she is! She is basically teaching her daughter to date druggies, become a druggie, and do NOT eat! Wow…can I have a mother like Kate Moss?!?!