14 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Celebrity Royale, Holly Madison, Jenna Jameson, John Mayer, Katie Cassidy, Kayne West, Kelly Osbourne, Kelly Pickler, Paris Hilton, Pink, Rainn Wilson, Ryan Seacrest, Taylor Swift, Travis Barker, Twitter

Celebrities on Twitter! Love it! If you are on Twitter, add Celebrity Royale! The following celebs decided to make their feelings known on Twitter:
Jenna Jameson wrote on Twitter: im starting to just pity kanye
Holly Madison wrote: I love Vegas cab drivers! they NEVER fail to make me smile!!!!
Kelly Pickler wrote: Tator Tot, you handled yourself with Grace. Kanye, go grow some f-ing balls bitch! don’t mess w/my lil sis!!********************************
Rainn Wilson wrote: Got a yeast infection from trying to shove an English Muffin into my Urethra. Serves me right.
Pink wrote: Beyonce is a classy lady.I feel for her, too.Its not her fault at all, and her and taylor did their thing. And douche bag got kicked out. HA
John Mayer wrote: Big love to my girl @taylorswift13. A class act.
Paris Hilton wrote: Boarding the plane back to La La Land.
Kelly Osbourne wrote: i just cant get over what KanyeWest did to TaylorSwift it was so mean but it made me love her even more she is a classy lady
Ryan Seacrest wrote: New Kanye- “I feel like Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents. That was Taylor’s moment. I had no right to take from her. Im truly sorry.” kw
Katie Cassidy wrote: After a long morning I’m gonna rest for a bit watching Lady and the Tramp! Disney lover here…
Travis Barker wrote: Playin’ Bakersfield tonight and then home to my little humans for a day off, can’t wait.
01 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Anna Faris, Beyonce, Bridget Marquardt, Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, Denise Richards, Fergie, Hayden Panettiere, Heidi Montag, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kim Kardashian, Kristin Cavallari, Paris Hilton, Playboy, Rihanna, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, Tara Reid, Tori Spelling, Victoria Silvstedt

These 10 hot celebrities have awesome bikini bodies!
They were chosen not only for their smokin’ hot bodies, but because they are healthy celebrities!! These celebrities work out, eat right, and have to watch their weight! None of these celebrities are super, scary thin, and I think that makes them look much better! I think we have all had enough with pencil thin celebrities like Paris Hilton, Tori Spelling, and Tara Reid. Real women don’t look like that!
10. Bridget Marquardt: At age 35, Bridget looks GREAT! She works out, and she doesn’t deprive herself of the foods she loves!

9. Scarlett Johansson: At age 24, Scarlett looks hot! She hasn’t given into the pressures of Hollywood, and she has remained a perfect weight! I’m sure her hubby, Ryan Reynolds, thinks so too!

8. Hayden Panettiere: This 20-year-old has a GREAT body. Hayden has been acting since she was 5-years-old, and so far she hasn’t gone the anorexic/plastic surgery route (we have to applaud)!

7. Britney Spears: At age 27, Britney has had a weight battle and lived the unhealthy lifestyle celebrity can offer. However, Brit Brit is back to looking healthy! She is working out and staying in shape for her tours.

6. Kourtney Kardashian: Kourtney, 30, has an outstanding body! Even though all the Kardashians look great, Kourtney gets our vote since she is the oldest! Kourtney, now preggers, won’t be rockin her bikini body anytime soon, but I’m sure she will be back to her pre-pregnancy shape after she gives birth this December!

5. Victoria Silvstedt: Silvstedt, 34, looks awesome for her age! This Swedish model and once Playboy Playmate of the Year stays in shape by working out and eating a healthy diet! She also claims she keeps her legs looking great by simply wearing high heels for 12 hours a day!

4. Kristen Cavallari: What I love about this 22-year-old reality star is she keeps it real! Cavallari works out and eats healthy to maintain her figure. You don’t see her rushing to the plastic surgeon for breast implants and changing her look (umm like *cough*Heidi Montag*cough*)!

3. Rihanna: WOW! Rihanna has an AWESOME body! Rihanna, 21, has confessed to having a personal trainer and says she does a lot of cardio. She also sticks to a strick diet, but she doesn’t deprive herself of anything.

2. Carmen Electra: Electra is 37-years-old and looks fabulous! Electra confesses to eating a lot of protein, doing cardio strip tease, and yoga to stay in shape. Her weight goes up-and-down, but she always looks great!

1. Fergie: The BEST Bikini body, by far, has to be 34-year-old Fergie!! Fergie stays bikini bod ready by working out with her personal trainer even when she is on tour. She also sticks to a strick diet and burns a lot of calories while on stage!

Of course, not everyone could make the list! I’m sure we missed some of your favorites; however, we would like to give Honorable Mention to a few celebs!
Honorable Mention: Beyonce, Anna Faris, Denise Richards, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, and Jennifer Love Hewitt
10 Jun
Posted by Ms Royale as Doug Reinhardt, Hollywood Couples, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have called it QUITS!
The couple dated for close to 6 months, but Paris has had it with the reality douche. Paris apparently just dumped Doug, and he is “devastated.” The Hilton family never really liked Doug, because they thought he was just using Paris to further his fame. Nobody even knew this guy before Paris, so OBVIOUSLY he used her. It was clear these two were NOT going to get married or last very long. Paris just needed a new guy to bang for awhile.
I can’t wait to see who Paris hooks up with next!!
19 May
Posted by Ms Royale as David Beckham, Paris Hilton, Victoria Beckham

“I am going to ask Victoria and David (Beckham) to be godparents to my children. Doug and I had dinner with them in Los Angeles and really hit it off.
“I’m going to name my kids David and Victoria because she is so hot and I want kids as beautiful as her.”
– Paris Hilton
Damn….I thought kids were the only ones to say the darndest things! I love how adults can be soooo silly sometimes…so cute!
19 Nov
Posted by Ms Royale as Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce, Fergie, Halle Berry, Heidi Klum, Holly Madison, Jennifer Garner, Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson, plastic surgery

Almost everyone is starting to do it. A nip here and a tuck there…you look amazing! Plastic surgery is huge right now! Most celebrities have had some surgical or non-surgical procedure done. In 2007, almost 400,000 people got a breast augmentation. Last year, over 450,000 people got liposuction, over 240,000 people got eyelid surgery, and over 2 million people got botox. Among all the plastic surgery junkies in Hollywood, I thought I would give you my top 10 favorite! Most of these celebrities wouldn’t strike you as celebrities that would go under the knife, but their beauty wasn’t just God given.
10. Adriana Lima: She got a breast augmentation!

9. Jennifer Garner: That top lip isn’t hers!!! She has just been plumping it forever! She has also had her teeth fixed, and you can’t see her gums anymore!

8. Fergie: She got herself a nice little nose job! Plus, she is a serious Botox user!

7. Beyonce: She had a nose job, breast augmentation, and some say lip reduction!

6. Paris Hilton: She had a nose job!

5. Heidi Klum: She got herself some boobies!!

4. Scarlett Johansson: She got a nose job!

3. Halle Berry: She got a breast augmentation and a nose job. She also allowed someone to pluck those outrageous eyebrows!!

2. Holly Madison: What hasn’t Holly had done? She had a breast augmentation. She went from a 34-A to a 36-D. She also had a nose job. Holly also has plumped up her top lip, went platinum, and darkened her eyebrows. I think she also got her teeth whitened. She looks awesome!! A total makeover hottie!!

1. Angelina Jolie: She got a nose job. It looks soooo much better! Plus, it looks like she might have gotten a chin implant. It was somewhat weak before. Angelina is stunning!

Paris Hilton loves looking like…well herself! She refuses to have any work done. Although, let’s face it, most people don’t look as hot as Paris all-natural. Hilton said:
“I love being all-natural. A lot of girls who are 21, they have a lot of work done and they look 40. It ages you. And you’re going to have to maintain it. By the time you’re 30, you’re going to look like you’re 50. By the time you’re 50, your face is going to fall off.”
I agree that some people get too much work done, and they end up looking awful. All-natural is probably the way to go unless you look like a hobbit.

Is this serious? Paris Hilton is a hottie and all, but this is just pathetic. Paris attended the launch of her hair extension headband called “The Bandit” at a private residence in Malibu on August 23. You can purchase one of these hair extension deals at Sally Beauty Supply.
Ummm….nice outfit Paris! or…not!
02 Jun
Posted by Ms Royale as Benji Madden, MTV, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton looked awesome last night at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards!! Meanwhile, her boyfriend, Benji Madden, looked a hot mess! They are sooo not gonna last! Paris needs someone who is hot and stylish. Benji is just not gonna cut it! Paris is too cute for him. BTW: I LOVE her dress!

Kim Kardashian does NOT want cellulite on her big, fat ass!!! Kimmy is confessing to getting rid of her cellulite! Well…damn…at least she is honest!!! See…what had happened was…
Kim addressed the issue of her cellulite removal in her site!!! Ya gotta read the following!!
“With all of this cellulite talk you guys must think I’ve got it bad! For the record, it’s really not that bad at all! Just a little junk in the trunk!
Here is how it all got started…
[…]
In order to make this the hottest shoot ever, I had to get in shape! I worked out like crazy. It felt good… but then, my sisters and I went to the American Laser Center for our usual laser hair removal (I recommend this to everyone as well!) and the nurse informed us of a cellulite treatment called VelaShape.
[…]
Three months ago my sisters and I visited the American Laser Center and did a VelaShape treatment, and we filmed the entire process!
Of course, now that the episode is about to air, the American Laser Center released a press statement saying we went there for the treatment, and now everyone is assuming I am secretly hurt by Paris’ comments about me having cellulite and I am now rushing to try to do anything I can to get rid of it!
Well of course that is not the case! This treatment was done months before her joking around and I wouldn’t have filmed the process if this was something I was insecure or embarrassed about!
I work out extremely hard and am happy with my shape… cellulite, not so much!
LOL… What girl doesn’t have a little bit of cellulite. And who wants it, anyway!”
Well…Good for Kim Kardashian! She is still gonna get cellulite with that massive ass tho….so I guess she is expected to continue her treatments!
21 Apr
Posted by Ms Royale as Britney Spears, Hannah Montana, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton

Miley Cyrus has again taken some ridiculous photo’s, and they were found on her Myspace. Does this girl ever learn?! Miley continues to take stupid photo’s, and they continue to get leaked. Miley Cyrus, star of Hannah Montana, should really be punched in the face. I know sooo many young girls that look up to her. I met a seven year old who has her whole room decked out in Miley Cyrus crap. If seven year olds look up to Miley and they see these skanky photo’s, they might think it’s okay to act or be slutty. Do we really need to see your green bra Miley?!?! Umm…NO! Miley Cyrus is TRASH! I freakin hate this girl. She needs to keep her clothes on and stop showing her stomach. She is only fifteen!!
Miley….sweety…you are NOT desirable. You are a baby. You need to stop draping your desperate self all over fugly ass dudes. You are NOT cute. Stop acting like you are 25! Mark My Words….Miley Cyrus will become a bigger whore than Lindsay, Britney, or Paris! Miley will NOT be a virgin on her wedding night. TRUST ME! Shame on you, Miley! You are supposed to be wholesome and a real role model for little kids. However, you are just desperate for attention by guys; otherwise, your dumbass wouldn’t be trying to show your stomach, your bra’s, and be all over dudes. Miley is just Podunk, skank TRASH!

