Paris Hilton looked awesome last night at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards!!  Meanwhile, her boyfriend, Benji Madden, looked a hot mess!  They are sooo not gonna last!  Paris needs someone who is hot and stylish.  Benji is just not gonna cut it!  Paris is too cute for him.  BTW: I LOVE her dress!

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Kim Kardashian does NOT want cellulite on her big, fat ass!!!  Kimmy is confessing to getting rid of her cellulite!  Well…damn…at least she is honest!!! See…what had happened was…

Kim addressed the issue of her cellulite removal in her site!!!  Ya gotta read the following!!

“With all of this cellulite talk you guys must think I’ve got it bad! For the record, it’s really not that bad at all! Just a little junk in the trunk! Here is how it all got started…

[…]

In order to make this the hottest shoot ever, I had to get in shape! I worked out like crazy. It felt good… but then, my sisters and I went to the American Laser Center for our usual laser hair removal (I recommend this to everyone as well!) and the nurse informed us of a cellulite treatment called VelaShape.

[…]

Three months ago my sisters and I visited the American Laser Center and did a VelaShape treatment, and we filmed the entire process!

Of course, now that the episode is about to air, the American Laser Center released a press statement saying we went there for the treatment, and now everyone is assuming I am secretly hurt by Paris’ comments about me having cellulite and I am now rushing to try to do anything I can to get rid of it!

Well of course that is not the case! This treatment was done months before her joking around and I wouldn’t have filmed the process if this was something I was insecure or embarrassed about!

I work out extremely hard and am happy with my shape… cellulite, not so much!

LOL… What girl doesn’t have a little bit of cellulite. And who wants it, anyway!”

Well…Good for Kim Kardashian!  She is still gonna get cellulite with that massive ass tho….so I guess she is expected to continue her treatments!

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Miley Cyrus has again taken some ridiculous photo’s, and they were found on her Myspace.  Does this girl ever learn?!  Miley continues to take stupid photo’s, and they continue to get leaked.  Miley Cyrus, star of Hannah Montana, should really be punched in the face.  I know sooo many young girls that look up to her.  I met a seven year old who has her whole room decked out in Miley Cyrus crap.  If seven year olds look up to Miley and they see these skanky photo’s, they might think it’s okay to act or be slutty.  Do we really need to see your green bra Miley?!?!  Umm…NO!  Miley Cyrus is TRASH!  I freakin hate this girl.  She needs to keep her clothes on and stop showing her stomach.  She is only fifteen!!

Miley….sweety…you are NOT desirable.  You are a baby.  You need to stop draping your desperate self all over fugly ass dudes.  You are NOT cute.  Stop acting like you are 25!  Mark My Words….Miley Cyrus will become a bigger whore than Lindsay, Britney, or Paris!  Miley will NOT be a virgin on her wedding night.  TRUST ME!  Shame on you, Miley!  You are supposed to be wholesome and a real role model for little kids.  However, you are just desperate for attention by guys; otherwise, your dumbass wouldn’t be trying to show your stomach, your bra’s, and be all over dudes.  Miley is just Podunk, skank TRASH!

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These Top 10 Celebrities are all suffering from the Herp!! Not that anyone is SHOCKED about some of them….but just so YOU know!!!

Top 10 Celebrities with STD’s!

10. Michael Vick

9. Fred Durst

8. Billy Idol

7. David Hasselhof

6. Liza Minnelli

5. Anne Heche

4. Robin Williams

3. Janet Jackson

2. Alyssa Milano

1. Paris Hilton

Click to read more….to find out who we think are the TOP 5 Celebrities who definitely HAVE an STD of some sort or have more than one STD!!

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Paris Hilton thinks Kim Kardashian’s ass is disgusting!!  I do too, but I was never Kim’s friend like Paris was!  Paris has some serious issues.  She is best friends with someone one minute and the next minute….she hates them!!!  What the hell is up with her?!  She talks shit about everyone!  I think Paris should be a celebrity blogger!  She is a total bitch.  She reminds me of my old friend, Sarah.  The girl couldn’t get along with anyone for a long period of time.  She had serious mental issues.  Anywho!!!  Paris called in to 98.5 this morning to comment on Kim’s awesomely huge ass!!  This is what was said…

98.5:  Which would you rather have? Jessica Simpson’s rack, or Kim Kardashian’s ass?

Paris: I would not want that. That’s gross.

98.5:  You wouldn’t want an ass like that?

Paris: No not at all. It’s disgusting.

98.5:  Wait a minute, you just said Kim Kardashian’s ass is gross.

Paris:  Yeah it is. Ir reminds me of cottage cheese inside of a big trash bag.

One point for Paris…Zero points for Kim!!  

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Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are officially getting a divorce…Now!  Anderson is now seeking an annulment as opposed to the divorce she was thinking about in December.  Anderson cited “fraud” as the reason for the annulment, and she filed the court papers last Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court.

Pamela and Rick Salomon got married back in October in Las Vegas!  I knew this wouldn’t last!  Anderson first filed for divorce on December 14th; however, she eventually decided to try to work thinks out with Salomon.

Obviously…things didn’t work out!  Salomon probably didn’t tell her about his herpes (which he gave to Paris Hilton). Therefore, you get fraud!!  He is probably just going around infecting everyone with the herps!  I guess Salomon is husband number 3 down for Anderson!!!  Maybe Pammy will just go back to Tommy Lee now!

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Paris Hilton performed with the Pussycat Dolls for her Birthday Party at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas last night! Everyone seemed to really enjoy the show, except for a couple of people who have reported a herpes outbreak today. It is unknown whether the people previously had the herpes virus or if Paris gave it to them…but reports are still coming in. Other people at the show last night are going to be getting checked for the STD later today. The herpes virus count could go out depending upon how many people Paris sat on or got near. We will be following this story closely!

To see more photo’s of Paris Hilton performing with the Pussycat Dolls, CLICK to READ MORE!

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Paris Hilton and Christine Lakin attended the “Hottie & the Nottie” premiere.   I think Paris has way too much going on, but Christine Lakin looks fabulous!!  I can’t believe Lakin actually played the “Nottie” (being the none hot one in the movie), and Paris played the “Hottie.”  Christine is way cuter than Paris!

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Apparently, there was a story swirling around that Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert were making out at TenJune Tuesday night!  I totally think it’s true, because Paris is a slutty biotch!  But, a rep for Hilton has released a statement claiming the rumors are totally false!

“It’s false,” a rep for Hilton tells OK!. “Elisha and Paris are good friends and Elisha has a boyfriend. Paris doesn’t kiss girls.”

“They were talking close due to a loud restaurant,” the rep says.

That is a bunch of crap!  Everyone knows Paris kisses girls, and she does only God knows what with them!  The picture above proves she kisses girls!  Paris kissed Carmen Electra!

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Why is Paris Hilton making out with Jared Leto?!? I’m a little ill! Or actually…Why is Jared Leto making out with Paris?!?! I mean Jared is hot, but he now has herpes! GROSS!! I’m just sick at this point! Seriously! Why the hell would you ever make out with that skank? Another one bites the dust…

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