Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are back together!  The couple broke up back in June; however, they have rekindled their romance!

Yesterday, Nick and Vanessa had a lunch date in Manhattan.  The couple held hands as they ate and chatted. 

Rumors have been swirling for a week now about the revived relationship!  Nick and Vanessa were spotted last weekend making out at a L.A. club!

My guess is…the couple got back together because they realized they couldn’t find anyone better!  They broke up, thought they could find better, wound up single and decided to just settle for each other rather than being alone.  I don’t see this couple lasting forever!

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Leading online dating websites Date.com, Matchmaker.com, and Amor.com have polled their members to see who they think are the sexiest singles of the Summer of 2009.  With no surprise, 95% of members thought Jennifer Aniston was the hottest female, while 98% thought Bradley Cooper was the hottest male!  So, how did everyone else stack up??

Who is Summer 2009’s sexiest single?

Women

1. Jennifer Anison: 95.0%
2. Bar Rafaeli: 72.5 %
3. Denise Richards: 69.8%
4. Britney Spears: 56.2%
5. Rihanna: 47.4%
6. Janet Jackson: 42.7%
7. Lindsay Lohan: 38.5%
8. Madonna: 33.1%
9. Vanessa Minnillo: 15.2%
10. Kate Gosselin: 2.4%

Men

1. Bradley Cooper: 98.0%
2. Robert Pattinson: 90.7%
3. Simon Cowell: 86.4%
4. Leonardo DiCaprio: 82.8%
5. Gerard Butler: 75.5%
6. John Mayer: 63.9%
7. Kayne West: 45.3%
8. Nick Lachey: 32.4%
9. Chace Crawford: 12.0%
10. Jon Gosselin: 0.0%

Madonna got 33%…really?! Really?!  I would have believed 3%!  And…Simon Cowell got 86.4%…REALLY?!  He got a better score than Nick Lachey and Leonardo DiCaprio?!  What is wrong with ladies these days.  I guess the problem is…they polled these dating sites!  If you have resulted to a dating site to find someone, perhaps your hot-o-meter is off!  That is all I can think of!

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Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are OVER! 

Rumors have been swirling for months that the couple have been broken up, but they are now officially OVER!  Sources say, “It was an amicable break-up. They walk away from it still friends. They still care about each other very much. This is what’s best for both of them.”

So basically they might still hook up every once in awhile, but he doesn’t want to marry the whore.  Totally saw this one coming!

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Can we say… PHOTOSHOP!  Jessica Simpson is on the cover of Vanity Fair, and this has been totally photoshopped!  She is NOT that thin.  Don’t get me wrong…the picture looks GREAT, but it isn’t how she looks!  In VF, Jess also gave an interview where she discusses Nick Lachey and her weight! 

Here are some highlights of what Jessica said:

Jessica on whether Newlyweds caused the demise of her marriage to Nick Lachey: “In all honesty, I believe it did not affect our marriage, Because we enjoyed watching those episodes, and that will always be a time I cherish. It made me understand what marriage is, what love is, what commitment is.”

Jessica on her current relationship with Nick: “I have not spoken to him in years.”

Jessica on her weight being documented by tabloids: “It comes with what I do and I know that every day the media’s going to challenge me, is going to want to bring me down. But I feel like I’m at such a place that I own myself, and it’s authentic. I own that authentic part of myself, and none of those words are harsh enough to make me believe them. I can’t imagine saying some of the things people have said about me about anybody else.”

OMG…would Jessica and Nick get back together so we can see the old Jess!? 

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Jessica Simpson has decided to get deeeeep!  Well…not really, but I think it’s deep for her. 

Anyway, Simpson was recently dropped from her country record label, Sony/BMG Nashville.  Apparently, she wasn’t making that many sales, and her tour with Rascal Flatts was filled with flubbed lyrics.  The Simpson camp denies that she was dropped and say that she was simply never meant to be a permanent part of Sony’s Music City family.  However, if Jessica’s record sales were off the chart, and she had a ton of country fans…I GUARANTEE they wouldn’t have dropped her!  I’m SURE they would have made her a permanent part! 

Jessica Simpson has been getting a lot of crap for being dropped by her label, so she decided to post something special on her fansite.  She wrote this:

Why do we let the sun SET with its beauty, then find ourselves ugly.

Didn’t God, whoever he may be to you, create both? If a sunset is beautiful, then so are we.

Love yourself morning, noon, and night. Sunrise. Sunset.

Xo jess

Whatever!!  I’m just happy she isn’t taking the Brit Brit or Lindsay Lohan route!  She has been through a divorce, dealt with “overweight” issues, and now dropped from her label.  I just hope she doesn’t turn to drugs and alcohol to deal with all of this crap!  I liked the old Jessica…..the one who was with Nick Lachey.  Ya know…the one who sang stupid love songs and belted out catchy pop stuff! 

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Kevin Federline and his girlfriend, Victoria Prince, were seen in Vegas leaving the Venetian. 

Umm….what the hell happened to this individual??  And…who did he eat?  What buffet did Jessica Simpson take his ass to?  I bet Nick Lachey and Britney Spears are somewhere right now thanking GOD they pulled a kermit-the-frog away from Miss Piggy!!

Kevin has never been attractive, but he was crackhead thin.  So, what happened?  Did he turn in the cocaine for pot?  Whatever he and Jessica Simpson have done….perhaps they should share their secret with Lindsay Lohan.  She is in serious need of gaining a couple of pounds.

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Jessica Simpson is having a bad life right now!

Not only has Jessica gained a ton of weight, she gave a “bizarre performance” in Michigan last night.  While opening for Rascal Flatts, she apparently screwed up several songs and left the stage crying.  According to The Grand Rapids Press: 

Almost from the opening song of “These Boots are Made for Walking,” Simpson fought with her ear monitors, constantly trying to keep them in place, meaning she was having difficulty hearing her own voice. That’s frustrating.
At one point she had her backing seven-piece band stop and start over on the uptempoed song “Pray Out Loud.”
After that, she forgot the lyrics to her single “Come on Over,” which left her extremely frustrated, asking for forgiveness from the audience by mouthing the word “sorry” on two large video screens.
Things got so bad that while introducing her closing song, “Do You Know,” the title track of her country album, and a song she recorded with her idol Dolly Parton, the singer said there are times she feels like walking off the stage — “like tonight.” At the end of the song, she thanked her band for “having her back.” And it looked as if she was wiping away tears as she walked off the stage.

To make matters worse, her boyfriend, Tony Romo, was supposed to be at the show.  However, he didn’t attend!  Could there be trouble in paradise?!  Cindi Berger, a representative for Simpson, said, “Jessica had an off night.  She’s a perfectionist, and wanted to start some of the songs over.  She always wants to give her best performance to her fans.”

I used to be a huge fan of Jessica Simpson.  Ya know, back in the Nick Lachey/Jessica Simpson love fest days.  However, she is turning into a trainwreck!  It is actually pretty sad.  As for her starting songs over, fans don’t want to hear that crap!  You are paid to be a professional!  So….she should get it right the first time!  I understand having a bad night here and there…but she shouldn’t let all this weight bullshit pressure get to her like that.  Jessica: Get on a diet, get your life together, get rid of Tony, and get your career back on track! 

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Jessica Simpson performed at the 24th Annual Chili Cook Off yesterday in Florida.  Umm…what the FRICK happened to this individual?!?!  Her career has gone down the tubes and her weight has ballooned!  After her relationship with Nick Lachey went under, Jessica has just never been right.  I cannot believe she let herself go!  She needs to get back in the gym!!  Tony Romo isn’t going to be around forever!  Romo could have any girl he wanted.  He isn’t going to want some fat has-been who makes her money by singing at the local fair.  That would be embarrassing for him! 

Clearly, her country career isn’t going to work.  None of the country stars want her around.  She should have just stayed with Nick.  She was famous with him.  People really liked Nick and Jessica.  Unfortunately, Jessica thought she was so great after The Dukes of Hazzard came out, and she thought she could make it on her own.  She was WRONG!

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Jessica Simpson gave an interview to Elle Magazine that seemed a little shocking.  Jessica admitted that she has been a victim of abuse in the past.  She did not get specific; however, she stated that she had to get out of the relationship as soon as humanly possible.

Abused Simpson said, ” I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”

In one of her upcoming tracks entitled Remember That on her album, Do You Know, Jessica sings the following lyrics:

“It doesn’t matter how he hurts you/With his hands or with his words/You don’t deserve it/It ain’t worth it/Take your heart and run.”

Jessica’s first country album is reportedly dropping on September 9th.

I don’t know if I really buy this crap about her being abused.  I highly doubt she was physically abused.  She was probably just mentally abused, since she is a bit retarded.  Even so, I doubt it happened.  Jessica is probably talking about Nick Lachey.  Nick probably cussed her out after she asked him how to spell her name for the 100th time.  She is probably claiming THAT is mental abuse.  While she was off having sex with all of the Jackass dudes, I bet that made her feel better!!

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Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon have only been married for like two months, and they are already thinking about doing the dumbest thing ever…Starring in their own reality show!

Us Weekly is saying that Pam and Rick are developing a new reality series for the E! network.  It will be like a Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson type of reality show but with more sex and obviously show more of a crazy family life.  Clearly you will get an STD (maybe even HIV) from watching the show…so I don’t recommend it!  This is the dumbest idea ever!!

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