21 Oct
Posted by Ms Royale as Brooke Hogan, John Graziano, Linda Bollea, Linda Hogan, Nick Bollea, Nick Hogan

Nick Hogan got out of jail this morning at 12:30a.m. in Clearwater, Florida. He served 166 days of an 8 month sentence for pleading no contest to reckless driving. Basically, he almost killing his best friend, John Graziano.
Anywho, he was apparently given time off for good behavior. Well, of course, he was going to be good. Did anyone really think he was gonna be a badass and start fights with dudes in jail? He is so wimpy. I bet he cried every single day. I just HOPE this fool doesn’t come out with his own reality show. I might have to throw forks in my eyes if that happens.
Brooke Hogan, Nick’s fugly sister, was waiting for her boyfriend brother as he was released. They hugged, made out, and made sure to speed the whole way back to momma Hogans house. They then partied the night away, while John Graziano is (yes) currently still lying in the hospital.
Linda Hogan released the following statement this morning begging for privacy. Unfortunately, she didn’t mean it, and they won’t be getting any privacy.
“This is our time as a family to come together to support Nick’s adjustment back into the public life keeping it as normal as possible. Neither Nick, nor we as a family, has any interest in making this anything but private. We respect the media’s role and only ask that they respect our privacy.Nick went into prison as a juvenile and has experienced something that will mold and affect him for the rest of his adult life. His focus is to make a positive difference in this world, media free. Since his future actions will speak louder than any words, there is no need to speak to the media at this time.”
This whole family is a mess. I am so happy I’m not apart of that mess.

Poor Brooke Hogan. People are just soooo mean to her! Brooke is now upset that people don’t know she went to visit her brother, Nick Hogan, in jail this past weekend for this 18th birthday celebration behind bars!! I can’t believe people would say that?!?! How awful! Of course she went!!! She went as her dad’s girlfriend!
Brooke HOEgan is sooo upset that she just HAD to blog about it (because she has NOTHING better to do…it’s not like she has any singing gigs to go to)!!
The 8′2, blonde bimbo said the following:
“Stupid people of the press
Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be…
According to the press I didn’t show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.
Lets see…
*hes in jail
*Its an important birthday…the big 18!!!
*I’m only a 4 hour drive to Tampa
*He’s the most important thing in my life.
They must have thought I didn’t show cause they didn’t SEE me.
uhh…there’s such thing as a back door you jerks.
In conclusion…That goes to show you that you can’t believe anything you watch on TV or read in magazines. Cause people will make up BS without even knowing the facts. Hey Media! Why don’t you gather facts, check them, and then give the public the truth? That might work. Oh no…I forgot. You make too much money telling LIES.
Needless to say, I WAS there for my brother on his birthday because he is my best friend and NOTHING comes before family.”
I am so glad she told us that!! I was starting to think she was a bad sister! My thoughts have totally changed about her now!! Good thing she has nothing to do and can inform us on what is going on with her trashy world. Brooke certainly knows a thing or two about back doors!
30 May
Posted by Ms Royale as Hulk Hogan, John Graziano, Linda Hogan, Nick Hogan, Terry Bollea

The Hogan’s are so caring, and Nick is sooo remorseful. In fact, they care so much they want to make some money off of this deal. Assholes. I’m sure they are gonna give all to John Graziano’s family too!! umm..no!
Last week, audio tapes were released from Nick Hogan’s jail phone calls. Twenty-six hours of conversations and some of those conversations were with Nick and his parents. The following is a piece of the transcripts from the tapes. It kinda of makes you want to hate on the Hogan’s. I don’t know…what do you think?!
Hulk: “Well, I don’t know what type of person John was. Or what he did to get himself in this situation. I know he was pretty aggressive and yelled at people and do stuff. And for some reason God laid some heavy shit on that kid. I don’t know what he was into.”
Nick: “He was a negative person.
Hulk: “He was what?”
Nick: “He was a negative person. Will you work on that Real-Ality deal?”
Hulk: “Yep”
Nick: “Get that lined up so the minute I walk out…wherever I walk out of it’s there…boom.”
Hulk: “Can you do it while you’re on probation?”
Nick: “Of course.”
Hulk: “Do you want to do it with Pink Sneakers or someone else?”
Nick: “I want to do it where I’ll make the most money.”
There are more transcripts out there. Some with Linda Hogan calling John a vegetable. Also, Linda says that John’s family is not the one suffering, but they are. She says they are the ones with the loss; not the Graziano’s. WHAT A BITCH!! Nick is a piece of shit too. Can we just get rid of the whole Hogan family…they make me sick!
14 May
Posted by Ms Royale as Brooke Hogan, John Graziano, Nick Hogan

Stupid Brooke Hogan is all upset her brother, Nick Hogan, was sentenced to 8 months in jail. Brooke has been blogging on Myspace again!!! Check out this load of crap (from Brooke herself):
I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I’m really pissed that the truth didn’t come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn’t from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn’t start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I’m starting to figure it out. And I’m gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don’t understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He’s not “NICK HOGAN.” AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…
Brooke, shut up! Nobody cares! Everyone hates you! How about if we let your brother out and you promise to disappear and never hurt our ears with your crappy singing again?? Is that fair?! Awesome! Until the judge goes for that….SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Hope Nick hasn’t dropped the soap yet!!
What is Brooke trying to say anyway?? That John Graziano didn’t like his family!?! John was always hanging out with the Hogan’s because he was friends with Nick and probably TRUSTED him….ya know…not to try to kill him!! What a bitch?! He can’t even speak for himself anymore…her brother almost killed him (well Nick turned him into a vegetable!) How dare her!! BITCH! Brooke SHOULD NOT say shit about John!! She is so stupid!
09 May
Posted by Ms Royale as Britney Spears, Grey's Anatomy, Heidi Klum, Kate Hudson, Katherine Heigl, Kevin Federline, Lindsay Lohan, Ms. Royale, Nick Hogan, Owen Wilson, Seal

From Ms. Royale’s Royal Court-Celebrities and Their Issues!
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Have Phone Sex?!?! Click Here!
Owen Wilson Cheats On Kate Hudson?!? Click Here!
Lindsay Lohan Looks Into “Labor Pains!!” Click Here!
Katherine Heigl Wants Off Grey’s Anatomy! Click Here!
Nick Hogan is going to court tomorrow! Click Here!
How Seal proposed to Heidi Klum! Click Here!
25 Mar
Posted by Ms Royale as Brooke Hogan, Hulk Hogan, John Graziano, Linda Hogan, Nick Hogan, Terry Bollea

Finally, John Graziano’s family filed a lawsuit yesterday against the Hogans claiming they were responsible for the car crash that has put their son in the hospital. The lawsuit cites three counts of negligence against Hulk Hogan (a.k.a Terry Bollea) and Nick Hogan, one against Linda Hogan, and another count against the driver of the Dodge Viper that was racing with Nick Hogan.
John Graziano will require medical attention for the rest of his life, and I believe his family is doing the right thing. Nick is a horrible driver, and his parents should take some responsibility! Hell…I think Brooke is responsible too (just because she sucks).
Nick Hogan will also be facing charges of reckless driving with serious bodily injury. I hope they punish Nick big time!!!! John and his family will have to suffer for the rest of their lives, while Nick and his family can just go around having a great time. Hulk Hogan is out having affairs, Linda is out spending money, Brooke is out hurting everyone’s ears with that horrible singing, and Nick is still walking around doing what he used to do! He should be put behind bars!!
20 Dec
Posted by Steve as Hulk Hogan, John Graziano, Nick Bollea, Nick Hogan

John Graziano is said to be showing posative health improvements.
Former U.S marine John Graziano was left needing nursing care for the rest of his life after Nick Bollea / Nick Hogan crashed his Supra, in which Graziano was a passenger, earlier this August.
Now John Graziano’s mother Debra has revealed her son is semi-conscious, can open his eyes, and he recently leaned away from her when she tried to touch his face.
He still can’t breathe without a machine and can’t speak, but recently, he has shown some signs of improvement.
Graziano leaned away from his mother as she tried to touch his face recently, she said.
Awesome. Now Hulk Hogan’s lawyers can get to work investigating why John Graziano’s lack of a seatbelt is a more heinous crime than drag-racing drunk. I even hear the Hulk is trying to pin his divorce on it as well. I think this whole situation is a mess, The blame still is in Nick Hogan’s court, racing and drink do not excuse a seat belt and reckless driving. Good Luck John!
25 Nov
Posted by Ms Royale as Brooke Hogan, Hulk Hogan, Linda Bollea, Linda Hogan, Nick Bollea, Nick Hogan, Terry Bollea

Hulk Hogan (a.k.a Terry Bollea) and Linda Hogan (a.k.a. Linda Bollea) are getting a DIVORCE! The world MUST be coming to an END! After 23 years of marriage, Linda filed for divorce in Florida on Tuesday. Although there was no reason given for the divorce, the two had been seeing a marriage counselor for some time. Terry and Linda have two children, Brooke, 19, and Nick, 17.
The family of four have been stars in the VH1 reality show “Hogan Knows Best.” Nick Hogan was just arrested recently for reckless driving and injuring his passenger. Perhaps all that drama lead to the final breaking point for Hulk and Linda. Who knows!!! Or maybe Hulk and Linda kept fighting over what a loser their daughter, Brooke, was!! Either way…I bet their children were the total cause of this split!!! Their children are total losers! Brooke and Nick: LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!! Hulk was way way way too much into his daughter, Brooke, than into his wife, Linda, anyway…If ya know what I mean (mmhhmm). It was kind of weird!!
07 Nov
Posted by Ms Royale as Hulk Hogan, Nick Bollea, Nick Hogan

Check out Nick Hogan’s (Nick Bollea’s) Official Mug shot. Nick Hogan is just a sad individual. The Clearwater Police Department released some details of their investigation today, and dude was drinking before the crash!!
I doubt Nick will be in jail long. His bond is set for $10,000, which I am sure his daddy, Hulk Hogan will pay immediately! If I were his father, I would let him rot in jail. He is giving the Hogan’s a bad name.

UPDATE: Nick Hogan turned himself into Clearwater Police this morning. TMZ is reporting that he is currently being booking into the Pinellas County Jail.
YAY!!! Nick Hogan is ARRESTED!!! About time! I hope to bring you this mugshot as soon as possible!