22 Jul
Posted by Ms Royale as Autumn Hurlbert, Bailey Hanks, Elle Woods, Jerry Mitchell, Laura Bell Bundy, Legally Blonde, MTV

I totally called it!!! Bailey Hanks was the winner last night on MTV’s Legally Blonde The Musical: The Search for Elle Woods! Last night, Bailey and Autumn auditioned for the panel and the shows director, Jerry Mitchell. In the end though, Bailey won the part (and rightfully so)! Autumn was an outstanding singer, but she couldn’t dance worth a crap! Bailey just had more to offer, and she is just super cute!
Bailey will replace Laura Bell Bundy as Elle Woods on Broadway in New York, and she is starting this Wednesday!! She will hit the stage with her Broadway debut Wednesday, July 23rd at 8 PM. I hope all goes well for her!
Autumn Hurlbert, the runner up, will also be joining the Broadway show!! She is apparently playing a sorority girl, Leilani, and she will also be covering the role of Elle Woods. Autumn is a great singer, but I just think the role of Elle Woods was too demanding for her. I think Autumn has a serious Broadway career ahead of her, but it’s just not Elle Woods!
Congrats to Bailey!!! I totally knew she would win!!

11 Jun
Posted by Ms Royale as Elle Woods, Haylie Duff, Legally Blonde, MTV, Nikki Snelson

MTV has this new show called Legally Blonde The Musical: The Search For Elle Woods. Anyway…I am almost hooked on the damn thing. These girls are just too much…really they are! They started with I don’t know how many girls…and got down to a final top 10 that will compete to be Elle Woods on Broadway. The top ten: Rhiannon, Lauren, Bailey, Autumn, Celina, Emma, Lindsey, Cassie S., Natalie, and Cassie O.
So, I was in bed watching this damn show last night, and it has started to become an addiction. Haylie Duff is hosting the show, which sucks because she is super annoying. Anywho…last night one of the girls was sent packing after they had their real first audition. They had to basically read some lines with Nikki Snelson, an actress staring in Legally Blonde: The Musical. The judges decided that Cassie O., Cassie S., and Lindsey did the worst at the reading. They were all called in front of the judges and that is when they got rid of Cassie O. Well, let’s face it, Cassie O. was NOT going to be the next Elle Woods on Broadway. That was sooo clear from her acting abilities (or lack of rather).
I ultimately have picked my favorite…Bailey! She is too cute. Hopefully, she wins. Lauren is okay, but she just looks sad all the time. Rhiannon is absolutely hideous when she smiles (which is something Elle Woods has to do ALL OF THE TIME!). Autumn is super cute but only when she straightens her hair. Celina is a good actress. I actually think she may have a shot. If not at being Elle Woods, she definitely has a career. Emma had parents who starred on Broadway…who cares?! Emma looks more like a model. I don’t know if she is an Elle Woods….she just blends in to me. Lindsey was a horrible actress. It didn’t come natural to her. I don’t see her being Elle either. Natalie is ugly and sucks…she should be the next to go. And…OMG…Cassie S. Why does she always stand like she is in ballet class?? She is super annoying. She is NO Elle Woods!
Below is my favorite: Bailey!

02 Jun
Posted by Ms Royale as Heidi Montag, MTV, The Hills

Heidi Montag looked absolutely fabulous last night at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards. Heidi, star from The Hills, usually looks awful, and her dresses never seem to fit right. I think Heidi finally got it right!! Her shoes are ugly, but other than that…PERFECTION! Heidi needs to keep her new stylist! Lookin good Montag!!
02 Jun
Posted by Ms Royale as Benji Madden, MTV, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton looked awesome last night at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards!! Meanwhile, her boyfriend, Benji Madden, looked a hot mess! They are sooo not gonna last! Paris needs someone who is hot and stylish. Benji is just not gonna cut it! Paris is too cute for him. BTW: I LOVE her dress!
02 Jun
Posted by Ms Royale as Lindsay Lohan, MTV, Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan actually looked quite lovely at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards. Lohan is looking healthy and happy. Perhaps it has something to do with Samantha Ronson!! Whether or not they are dating, I could care less. But I think they would be a cool couple! Sam Ronson is cool as hell! If Ronson hangs with Lohan, it can only mean Lohan is pretty cool herself!
29 May
Posted by Ms Royale as Ashlee Simpson, Ashlee Wentz, Jessica Simpson, MTV, Pete Wentz

It’s confirmed!!! Well…we already knew it….but we heard it from from the horses mouth!
Pete Wentz,28, and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz,23, have posted a message on Pete’s blog confirming Ashlee’s pregnancy:
“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.
- Pete and Ashlee Wentz“
I just keep thinking about Ashlee’s old show on MTV and how retarded and immature she was. I can’t imagine her being mature enough to handle a marriage and a baby. Hopefully, she will have lots of help. Ugh….Ashlee Wentz (horrible name). Whatever….at least we didn’t hear any bullshit from her about staying a virgin until she was married like Jessica! See how far that got Jessica?!?!
Tila Tequila’s new show, “A Shot At Love,” could be completely fake!! Page Six is claiming that Tila is faking being bisexual. Apparently she has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she refuses to break up with him. A source says:
“Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi. She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all. This is a massive scam . . . That’s why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won’t dump him.”
Man…is anything on MTV real?!?! MTV is starting to just air crap! The Hills is fake, A Shot At Love is fake, and I already know those stupid Parental Control and dating shows are fake. Stupid! Nobody should watch that crap…MTV should just air videos!
At the MTV European Music Awards in Germany, Pete Doherty claimed to be drug free. However, several hours later, Pete went home and apparently shot up some heroin. The British Sun reported they have a video from a mobile phone showing Pete shooting up. Doherty could face jail time if he does not kick this awful drug habit!
Man…this guy is such a LOSER! He belongs in a dumpster!
13 Oct
Posted by Ms Royale as David Letterman, Kid Rock, MTV, Pam Anderson, Pamela Anderson, Rick Salomon, Tommy Lee

Kid Rock showed up On the Late Show with David Letterman and just HAD to talk about Pamela Anderson and her new husband, Rick Salomon. Kid Rock said, “Why buy the cow if you’re getting the milk for free?” Sounds like someone is bitter!! Kid also mentioned his rumble with Tommy Lee at the MTV VMA’s and claimed that he was sick of being bullied. Letterman asked him if he expected any legal issues with the whole Tommy Lee situation, but Kid didn’t know.
Ugh…why is Kid Rock on Letterman!?! He isn’t interesting! And the poor guy was bullied for soooo long! Poor little wimp! I just WISH he would cut his hair and put on a suit!! Just once! That would be awesome! Then I would pay a little more attention to him!
What a shame. Another male in hip hop perpetuating the belief that gays are bad and corrupting America.
Washed-up rapper JaRule is speaking out about what he thinks are the evil homos that are destroying the U.S.A.
He tells the new issue of Complex magazine, “We need to go step to MTV and Viacom, and lets talk about all these fucking shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can’t watch this shit. Dating shows that’s showing two guys or two girls in mid-afternoon. Let’s talk about shit like that! If that’s not fucking up America, I don’t know what is.”
We hope JaRule didn’t watch our Vh1 show.
That bigot will not be happy with what he sees!