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Mischa Barton: Hideous At The Beach!

29 Jul

Posted by Ms Royale as Mischa Barton, The O.C.

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Mischa Barton apparently likes to look as horrible as possible.  Barton has come a long way since her O.C. days.  And by long way I totally mean gone down hill FAST!  What the hell is she wearing?  That is a hideous bathing suit.  I can’t believe THIS creature thinks she is attractive!  HAHA What a joke!

“It kind of irritates me that I’m seen as this pretty face.  People also say I’m too thin.  The truth is, pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people.  It comes with all these stigmas.”  -Mischa Barton

Is she for real?  Mischa is one step up from a bag lady.  She doesn’t have a pretty face, and she is certainly not that damn thin.  Mischa must be smokin’ crack!

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Mischa Barton Arrested & Mugshot To Prove It!

27 Dec

Posted by Ms Royale as Mischa Barton

Looking extra hot and super clean…Mischa Barton was arrested for DUI, possession of illegal narcotics, and driving without a valid driver’s license.  Mischa’s mugshot makes you wonder why she wasn’t named Maxim’s hottest female this year…right?!?!  Mischa’s bail was set at $10,000.  Apparently, Mischa was pulled over because she didn’t turn on her turn signal and was straddling two lanes of traffic.  Well…I never use my turn signal.  And….aren’t you supposed to drive in both lanes?!?!?  Geez…give the girl a break!  Driving can be so difficult!

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Mischa Barton: With A New Color!

08 Dec

Posted by Ms Royale as Mischa Barton

Wow…what is this?!?  Mischa Barton was seen in New York City two days ago with a new hair color!  I actually think it looks good!!!  Or maybe it’s because she is dressed up and doesn’t look all grungy like she usually does.  She kind of resembles Mary Jane (ya know Spider man’s girlfriend)!!!  I guess Mischa is looking to land a Peter Parker type!

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