Brody Jenner Jayde Nicole

Brody Jenner is sooo in love with Playboy Model Jayde Nicole.  He goes through women like Michael Jackson goes through noses.  According to a recent interview, Jenner said Jayde Nicole was “the one!”  He has also said, “she’s everything he wants in a girl - loyal, honest, and beautiful inside and out.”

When Jenner was asked what he thought about his girlfriend having nude pics all over the place, he said, “I would have no problem with knowing people can see her nude pics because anybody can look, but to actually be with that person is what counts.”

He is so 15 years old.  I bet he looks at nude pictures of her with his friends when she isn’t around.  He is just that big of a loser.  I can totally tell he goes around bragging to his friends he got laid by Jayde Nicole. 

He probably is like the worst kisser, but girls continue to date him because of his name.  I think Brody is so lame.  He looks like he would need a good scrub in a shower and a toothpick after dinner.  He really makes me ill.

Here is a photo of Brody and Jayde leaving Apple Bar in Los Angeles, California.  She is trying to cover her face because she is so embarrassed. 

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