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Jessica Simpson Recognized For Best Boobs!

03 Jul

Posted by Ms Royale as Audrina Patridge, Beyonce Knowles, Carmen Electra, Jessica Simpson, Katherine Heigl, Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox, Pam Anderson, Pamela Anderson, Scarlett Johansson, Tyra Banks

Jessica simpson

Jessica Simpson apparently has the BEST BOOBS EVER!

InTouch Weekly recognized Jessica Simpson’s breasts as being the best in Hollywood.  She doesn’t really have a whole lot else going for her…so I guess they found something for her to be recognized for.  I’m sure her father was the judge!

Anywho…Here is their Top 10 list!

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles

Umm…Beyoncé Knowles?  Nooo…I don’t think so.  Maybe somebody confused her ass with her boobs.  What an honor it would be to be on that list!!!  WOW…..totally jealous!  I bet Pam Anderson is somewhere crying.

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Marisa Miller: Number 1 On Maxim’s Hot 100 List!

15 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Ashley Tisdale, Charlize Theron, Christina Aguilera, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Longoria Parker, Eva Mendes, Heidi Klum, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Lindsay Lohan, Marisa Miller, Maxim Magazine, Megan Fox, Sarah Michelle Geller, Scarlett Johansson, Victoria's Secret

Marisa Miller

Maxim Magazine chose Marisa Miller as their hottest woman in 2008!! I am too excited! Marisa is a total babe!! Miller is a Victoria’s Secret Model who just graced the latest cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.

Maxim finally got it right!!! They finally chose a number one who is actually super hot!!! WOOHOO!!! And I LOVE Marisa Miller!! My nail guy thinks I look like her (umm…yeah I don’t think so), but I will totally let him think whatever he wants!

Following Miller on the list are:

#2: Scarlett Johansson (she probably belongs on the list…but #2??)
#3: Jessica Biel (hot…but not that hot..probably top 10 tho)

#4: Eva Longoria Parker (OMG…seriously? Why is she even in the top 10?)

#5: Sarah Michelle Gellar (Who the hell thought of her?!?!)

#6: Elisha Cuthbert (Super cute…very hot…love her!)

#7: Eva Mendes (She should have been higher on the list)

#8: Christina Aguilera (Understandable)

#9: Lindsay Lohan (What? Seriously? Ok…the voters must have freckles! Not top 10 material)

#10: Ashley Tisdale (umm…she is cute in that little girl way…not top 10 material)

 

I mean damn….Charlize Theron is #11, Megan Fox is #16, Heidi Klum is #33, and Jessica Alba is #34. You are telling me that Lindsay Lohan and hotter than Heidi Klum?!?! Umm…I think not!! And… Ashley Tisdale is hotter than Megan Fox or Charlize Theron!? Ummm…NO! come on Maxim…

Marisa Miller

Marisa Miller

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Megan Fox Goes Topless For “Jennifer’s Body!”

13 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Diablo Cody, Jennifer's Body, Megan Fox, Tara Reid

MEgan Fox

Megan Fox is frolicking around the set of the new Diablo Cody film, “Jennifer’s Body” in Vancouver almost nude!!  For a certain scene in the movie, Megan has to wear only nipple pasties.  I guess it will give the illusion that she is topless….does anyone really want to see that?!?  Well..yeah…probably thousands of teenager boys and married men.

I just keep thinking maybe it was a topless shot, but after Diablo Cody saw Megan’s new implants she thought the pasties would work much better.  Just because you get implants….doesn’t mean that shit always looks good.  I mean there can be some serious scars!!  (cough) Tara Reid (cough).

Megan Fox

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Megan Fox Looking Foxy!

11 Dec

Posted by Ms Royale as Megan Fox

Megan Fox, star from Transformers, attended the 7th Annual Breakthrough of the Year Awards in L.A., and she was looking just as gorgeous as ever! Megan seems so tomboy…like she doesn’t really care about girl friendships! Ya know?!?! Like she would spit, burp, fart, etc! Megan probably doesn’t even appreciate how Foxy she really is!!

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