michael jackson nose job

RHINOPLASTY (or NOSE JOB) is a surgical procedure people get in order to improve the function or appearance of a human nose! 

There are hundreds of celebrities that have had nose jobs in order to look their best; however, celebs who’ve had rhinoplasty don’t always look better. The most notorious obsessed fan of the rhinoplasty was the late Michael Jackson (R.I.P.). 

I have created a top 10 list of celebrities who have had a rhinoplasty.  These celebrities actually made a wise choice and look much better with their new nose!  

10. Kate Winslet:  She just made a little change, but it looks GREAT!  She now has an award winning nose!

kate winslet nose job

9. Lance Bass: He made a slight change.  It doesn’t look that much different, but it looks good!

lance bass nose job

8. Ashlee Simpson: She got rid of her bump, and she looks GREAT!  Eventhough she LIED about why she got her nose job, it still looks awesome.

ashlee simpson nose job

7. Heidi Montag: Girlfriend needed a nose job!  It looks much better smaller!

heidi montag nose job

6. Megan Fox: She looks completely different with her nose job from the front.  It looks much better!

megan fox nose job

5. Blake Lively: WOW!  Blake made a great choice by getting her nose done!  It looks awesome!

blake lively nose job

4. Salma Hayek: She thinned out her nose quite a bit.  It looks much better and gives her a softer look.

salma hayek nose job

3. Matt Dillon: He went from having a cute nose to having a nose made for a hunk! UPGRADE!

Matt Dillon nose job

2. Paula Abdul: She looks soooo much better!  She thinned her nose out, and it totally changed the shape of her face!

paula abdul nose job

1. Angelina Jolie: This nose job was NEEDED!  Her nose didn’t match her looks before.  Now, she has a long and sleek nose instead of her short, stubby nose.

angelina jolie nose job

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Megan Fox Looks Awful Naked!

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Megan Fox has opened her big mouth again!  Once more, she is saying something retarded!

Megan Fox claims she will NEVER be seen naked in front of the camera …for work or personal reaons! 

“Ugh, never!” said the actress. “That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”
Just as there will be no nudity on camera in the comfort of her own home, there will be no nudity for Fox on set either. “I can’t ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film,” she said. “It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can’t. I just can’t.”

Is she serious?  She is obsessed with herself!!  She thinks she is super hot, so why wouldn’t she want to see herself naked?  She always brags about how small her stomach is, so why would she refer to herself as a hippo?!  She claims she loves to have sex all the time…so…she hasn’t even watched it once?  I get it…she probably has messed up nipples or something from getting her boob job!  Seriously, I bet that is the issue!  She probably has beef curtins and saucer nips!  Clearly, nobody would think she was hot if they saw this, so she realizes she should keep it covered up. 

What should we take from this???  Megan Fox looks awful naked!  It’s actually really thoughtful of her to keep that shit covered up though…I do NOT want to see saucer nips and beef curtins!  Thanks Meg!

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Megan Fox is a retard!

Why is it that these female celebrities think they have something in common with Marilyn Monroe??  It is almost toooo precious!  Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox have both confessed to being OBSESSED with Marilyn.  They want to be like her, die like her…blah, blah, blah!  There was only ONE Marilyn ladies!  She will never be repeated!  She was an original! 

In the new issue of Wonderland Magazine, Megan Fox says:

 “I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe. I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality—or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.

Apparently, Megan is confused!  If she wants to end up like “that,” then why doesn’t she give us all a break and kill herself by taking a bunch of pills?!  Don’t just talk about it…BE about it!  Besides…Marilyn wasn’t some trashy piece of crap that got high on pot all of the time and bragged about it (Megan you are doing it all wrong)!  Marilyn at least appeared to be classy, while maintaining her sex appeal!  Megan is sexy in that slut/desperate way!  It is so cute when celebrities pretend to have mental issues because they want to seem interesting! 

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 Mary Kate Olsen look alike

These celebrities could be TWINS!  Ok…maybe not twins, but they could be related!  I have a top 15 list of celebrities that bear a very close resemblance to each other.

15. Billy Idol & Pink  (could be brother and sister)

Billy Idol Pink

14. Dita Von Teese & Evan Rachel Wood (look alike and go after the same men)

Dita Von Teese Evan Rachel Wood

13. Lauren Conrad & Christine Taylor (I wonder if Ben Stiller would agree?)

Lauren Conrad Christine Taylor

12. Mila Kunis & Vanessa Hudgens (wow…they could be sisters)

Mila Kunis Vanessa Hudgens

11. Jessica Alba & Marlene Favela (Cash Warren probably wouldn’t be able to tell these beauties apart)

Jessica Alba Marlene Favela

10. Christina Aguilera & Julianne Hough (Julianne could be Christina’s lil sis!)

Christina Aguilera Julianne Hough

9. Mark McGrath & Ethan Hawke (these two love the scruffy look)

Mark McGrath Ethan Hawke

8. Erika Christensen & Julia Stiles (whatever happened to these two?)

Erika Christensen Julia Stiles

7. Angelina Jolie & Megan Fox (Megan wants to be Angelina soooo bad)

Angelina Jolie Megan Fox

6. Portia de Rossi & Drea de Matteo (wow….if they had the same hair color, it would be hard to tell them apart)

Drea de Matteo Portia De Rossi

5. Zach Braff & Raffaello Follieri (Look alike and I heard they both treat women like crap)

Zach Braff Raffaello Follieri

4. Roselyn Sanchez & Nicole Scherzinger (They could be TWINS!)

Nicole Scherzinger Roselyn Sanchez

3. Jeffrey Dean Morgan & Javier Bardem (umm…I am guessing they have the same mother)

Jeffrey Dean Morgan Javier Bardem

2. America Ferrera & Jordin Sparks (I bet people confuse these two alllll the time)

America Ferrera Jordan Sparks

1. Brooke Hogan & Jennifer McDaniel (Hulk Hogan’s daughter and girlfriend look exactly alike…ewww!)

Brooke Hogan Jennifer McDaniel

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Megan Fox: Thumbs Up Or Thumbs Down!?

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Megan Fox….is….Gorgeous!  We have all noticed that!! However, recently people have started to notice her THUMBS!

Apparently, Fox has a clubbed thumb.  It basically means she has a short finger (or thumb in her case)!  About 1 in 1,000 people have this condition.  So, do you think she is still hot or ewww now?!

I could care less about her thumb!  In fact, one of my good friends has the SAME thumb!  Imperfections are beauty marks…right?!

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 Megan Fox Zac Efron

Let me share a little something from Megan Fox

“Let me tell you what it’s really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned and watch it.

Megan tells Esquire that HSM is about boys being molested?!  What?!  And…then she basically tells her fans that getting stoned would be a GREAT idea!  What a loser!  I love me some Megan Fox, but that was just stupid what she said.  She tries soooo hard to be “cool” and “just one of the guys.”  Zero class….

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Jessica simpson

Jessica Simpson apparently has the BEST BOOBS EVER!

InTouch Weekly recognized Jessica Simpson’s breasts as being the best in Hollywood.  She doesn’t really have a whole lot else going for her…so I guess they found something for her to be recognized for.  I’m sure her father was the judge!

Anywho…Here is their Top 10 list!

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles

Umm…Beyoncé Knowles?  Nooo…I don’t think so.  Maybe somebody confused her ass with her boobs.  What an honor it would be to be on that list!!!  WOW…..totally jealous!  I bet Pam Anderson is somewhere crying.

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Marisa Miller

Maxim Magazine chose Marisa Miller as their hottest woman in 2008!! I am too excited! Marisa is a total babe!! Miller is a Victoria’s Secret Model who just graced the latest cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.

Maxim finally got it right!!! They finally chose a number one who is actually super hot!!! WOOHOO!!! And I LOVE Marisa Miller!! My nail guy thinks I look like her (umm…yeah I don’t think so), but I will totally let him think whatever he wants!

Following Miller on the list are:

#2: Scarlett Johansson (she probably belongs on the list…but #2??)
#3: Jessica Biel (hot…but not that hot..probably top 10 tho)

#4: Eva Longoria Parker (OMG…seriously? Why is she even in the top 10?)

#5: Sarah Michelle Gellar (Who the hell thought of her?!?!)

#6: Elisha Cuthbert (Super cute…very hot…love her!)

#7: Eva Mendes (She should have been higher on the list)

#8: Christina Aguilera (Understandable)

#9: Lindsay Lohan (What? Seriously? Ok…the voters must have freckles! Not top 10 material)

#10: Ashley Tisdale (umm…she is cute in that little girl way…not top 10 material)

 

I mean damn….Charlize Theron is #11, Megan Fox is #16, Heidi Klum is #33, and Jessica Alba is #34. You are telling me that Lindsay Lohan and hotter than Heidi Klum?!?! Umm…I think not!! And… Ashley Tisdale is hotter than Megan Fox or Charlize Theron!? Ummm…NO! come on Maxim

Marisa Miller

Marisa Miller

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MEgan Fox

Megan Fox is frolicking around the set of the new Diablo Cody film, “Jennifer’s Body” in Vancouver almost nude!!  For a certain scene in the movie, Megan has to wear only nipple pasties.  I guess it will give the illusion that she is topless….does anyone really want to see that?!?  Well..yeah…probably thousands of teenager boys and married men.

I just keep thinking maybe it was a topless shot, but after Diablo Cody saw Megan’s new implants she thought the pasties would work much better.  Just because you get implants….doesn’t mean that shit always looks good.  I mean there can be some serious scars!!  (cough) Tara Reid (cough).

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Megan Fox Looking Foxy!

Megan Fox, star from Transformers, attended the 7th Annual Breakthrough of the Year Awards in L.A., and she was looking just as gorgeous as ever! Megan seems so tomboy…like she doesn’t really care about girl friendships! Ya know?!?! Like she would spit, burp, fart, etc! Megan probably doesn’t even appreciate how Foxy she really is!!

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