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Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise: Cover Girls!!

27 Mar

Posted by Ms Royale as Christina Aguilera, J. Lo, Jennifer Lopez, Jordan Bratman, Marc Anthony, Max Anthony, Max Bratman, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Suri Cruise

Suri Cruise Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

OK! Magazine has the cutest cover today!! It’s Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise! The world’s most two anticipated babies are finally growing up and damn they are cute!! Shiloh and Suri are both getting ready to celebrate their second birthday. These two babies have already seen more of the world than I have!!

They really are cute!!! I cannot wait to see them grow up! Although, I have to say Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is much cuter than Suri! These two will probably become best friends when they get older, get caught drinking and driving, and both get pregnant young! It’s going to be soooo exciting to watch! I’m sure Suri will get knocked up by Max Anthony (J.Lo and Marc Anthony’s child), and Shiloh will be dating Max Bratman (Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman’s son). Shiloh and Suri will think it’s soooo cool they are both dating dudes named Max!! I can just see it all now!!

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Jennifer Lopez: Baby Pictures (Exclusive)!

20 Mar

Posted by Ms Royale as Emme Anthony, J. Lo, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Max Anthony

Jennifer Lopez babies

People magazine got the first photo’s of Jennifer Lopez’s twins, Max & Emme. Rumor has it that People paid $6 million for the pictures!! WOW! The issue hits stands tomorrow and has 12 pages of Jennifer, Marc Anthony, Max, and Emme. It will even show the twins nursery.

I just want to know where Marc is for the cover? They probably wouldn’t allow him to grace their cover since he is soo damn ugly! However, the twins are pretty hideous themselves. But…since they are J.Lo’s, I guess we can make an exception. Damn…poor J.Lo…..she will always have ugly children since she just had to breed with the ugliest man on earth! Poor thing!

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony: Stole Baby Names Max And Emme From Children’s Show “Dragon Tales!”

01 Mar

Posted by Ms Royale as Emme Anthony, J. Lo, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Max Anthony, Simon Fields

Jennifer Lopez Marc Anthony Pregnant

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s manager, Simon Fields, has officially confirmed their newborn twins names. They named the little girl, Emme, and the little boy, Max. Emme and Max were born February 22nd,2008. Emme was born at 12:12 a.m., and Max was born at 12:23 a.m.

The crazy thing about their names is that Max and Emme are the same names from a kids television show called “Dragon Tales“. Their are two characters on the show called Max and Emmy. It has a very Dora the Explorer feel. It mixes up Spanish and English for children to learn. What are the odds that J.Lo and Marc just picked those names at random?! No way!! They totally ripped those names off from the show!! Their children will probably look like the children on the program too!