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Megan Fox Wants To Have A Mental Problem!

02 Sep

Posted by Ms Royale as Lindsay Lohan, Marilyn Monroe, Megan Fox

Megan Fox is a retard!

Why is it that these female celebrities think they have something in common with Marilyn Monroe?? It is almost toooo precious! Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox have both confessed to being OBSESSED with Marilyn. They want to be like her, die like her…blah, blah, blah! There was only ONE Marilyn ladies! She will never be repeated! She was an original!

In the new issue of Wonderland Magazine, Megan Fox says:

“I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe. I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality—or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.”

Apparently, Megan is confused! If she wants to end up like “that,” then why doesn’t she give us all a break and kill herself by taking a bunch of pills?! Don’t just talk about it…BE about it! Besides…Marilyn wasn’t some trashy piece of crap that got high on pot all of the time and bragged about it (Megan you are doing it all wrong)! Marilyn at least appeared to be classy, while maintaining her sex appeal! Megan is sexy in that slut/desperate way! It is so cute when celebrities pretend to have mental issues because they want to seem interesting!

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Lindsay Lohan Bares All For Marilyn Monroe Shoot In New York Magazine!

18 Feb

Posted by Ms Royale as Bert Stern, Lindsay Lohan, Marilyn Monroe

Lindsay Lohan nude

Lindsay Lohan recently did a photo shoot just like the great Marilyn Monroe for New York Magazine. It was just like Marilyn’s last photo shoot before she passed away. Lohan even used the same photographer, Bert Stern, who had the great pleasure of shooting Marilyn Monroe before she passed.

Lohan said:

“I was comfortable with it…I didn’t have to put much thought into it. I mean, Bert Stern? Doing a Marilyn shoot? When is that ever going to come up? It’s really an honor.”

I don’t think she looks anything like Marilyn…there will NEVER be another beauty like Marilyn. Asking Lindsay “the freckled” Lohan to do this shoot was just stupid! Lindsay is just fugly….she belongs in rehab!! To see Lindsay’s freckled mess, click here!

To See the Photo’s of Lindsay’s photo shoot…CLICK HERE!

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Scarlett Johansson: To Play Marilyn Monroe!

05 Dec

Posted by Ms Royale as Christina Aguilera, Jeanne Carmen, Kate Bosworth, Marilyn Monroe, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson may be playing Marilyn Monroe!! Jeanne Carmen, Marilyn Monroe’s so-called best friend, has her own biopic movie coming out called The Wild, Wild Life of Jeanne Carmen. Jeanne says she wants Scarlett to play her old best friend, Marilyn. Jeanne also said that she had been talking to Christina Aguilera; however, that was all prior to Christina getting pregnant.

“Christina was interested in playing the part and is a born pinup girl at heart. She became pregnant, however, and the script is now in the hands of Scarlett Johansson’s agent and Kate Bosworth’s agent. Either one of these girls have the talent to pull it off.”

Okay….Kate Bosworth would be a HORRIBLE Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn was a full figured woman (and Kate is nowhere near that!). Kate is a stick…and you know she won’t gain any weight for the part. I think Scarlett would be a better Marilyn (not that anyone could really do Marilyn justice). But Scarlett would be a better candidate.