Mariah Carey is on the cover of next month’s issues of Elle Magazine, and she is looking HOT!  Unfortunately, this is a serious photoshop job, but she’s looking pretty bangin!  In the new issue, Carey, 38, opens up about her relationship with her husband, Nick Cannon, and they way the media has focused on their wedding.

“It’s difficult, especially when legitimate press is saying, ‘They’re having a $4 million wedding,’ Why? What — did we set a budget?” She waxes sarcastic over the swirling rumors of a more formal and more costly future New York nuptial: “It’s gonna be $4 million! It’s going to be really cool! We’re going to give away gold as people leave! We’re going to sprinkle them with gold! It’s going to be very Coming to America! What do they think? Our whole point [in having the unannounced beach wedding] was to do the opposite!”

I seriously cannot believe Mariah married Nick Cannon.  It’s like a bad joke or something.  I’m still waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come out and say, “YOU GOT PUNKED!”

Mariah needs to just ditch the photoshop crap…I mean she actually looks pretty good now without it!

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OMG!!  Mariah Carey is on drugs!!  It is official!  Mariah got Nick Cannon’s name tattooed on her neck last month….What a LOSER!!

Mariah told People Magazine, “One thing (few people) knew was we got tattoos a few weeks earlier. So anyone who saw my (”Mrs. Cannon”) tattoo wasn’t surprised.”

Nick Cannon also got a tattoo!!  Nick got Mariah’s name tattooed across his back.  It is from shoulder to shoulder!!  RETARDS!

Mariah also told People that she wished for children soon with Nick.

“I’d just want our children to have the best childhood and upbringing they possibly could.“

Ok….How long is this crap gonna last?!?!

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Is Nick Cannon gonna cheat on Mariah Carey!??!  Christina Milian is kind of suggesting it may happen!!  I mean damn….Mariah did marry him quickly!!  Did she even get a chance to know him?!

Christina Milian, Nick Cannon’s ex, just had a recent interview where she talked about their relationship.  Milian and Cannon dated for three years.  Milian said:

“All the time we were together, I heard nothing. No rumors, no gossip, and then all of a sudden I’m in Romania and I start hearing stuff. I did something no woman should do, but sometimes you’re entitled to … and I think a lot of women do it.”

Cannon eventually told Milian he had cheated on her with several different women throughout their relationship.  Milian claims that she is no longer friends with Cannon.  Milian also said:

“The whole time with different girls, not just one, but different girls. He said to me that these girls helped his ego and made him look good.”

Nick Cannon is a loser…but I always thought that.  Mariah Carey is just desperate (and you know we all knew it!!!)  Mariah can’t get a guy to save her life!!  She is a weirdo!  Nick is a dog….so ya know…let them have something!  Christina Milian is lucky…she doesn’t have to deal with that loser anymore!!!

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married!!!  OMG!!!  She is retarded!!  Sources have confirmed that the two have definitely gotten married, although Mariah’s rep has yet to confirm it.

Sources also say that Mariah did not have time to get a pre-nup.  Apparently, this was not planned out.  Could we be looking at another shotgun wedding!?!?  The Carey & Cannon wedding was reportedly held at Mariah’s residence in the Bahamas yesterday.

Nick Cannon just won the lottery!!!  Congrats to the happy couple (even though you know it won’t last!!!)

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Apparently, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are engaged.  I’m gonna call bullshit on this one, but nevertheless, here is what’s goin on!

Carey, 38, met Cannon, 27, in March when he directed the video for her latest single, “Bye Bye.”  When Carey showed up for the premiere of her new film, Tennessee, in NYC on April 26th, she wore a huge rock on her engagement finger.  Cannon also showed up to the premiere.  At the after party for the premiere, Carey and Cannon stuck very close to each other.  Carey’s rep was unavailable for comment, and Cannon’s rep had no comment for the engagement rumors.

When asked, Carey told Us that it was “very nice” working with Cannon on her video.  When asked what he loved about Carey, Cannon said, “Everything!”

Why do I get the strange feeling Ashton Kutcher is behind this?!?!  He is just waiting to jump out and say…”YOU GOT PUNKED!!”  Why in the hell would Mariah Carey ever date Nick Cannon?!  They are just on two different levels!!  I hope this isn’t true!  Otherwise, Mariah is seriously selling herself short, and Nick just got really lucky!

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Audrina Patridge was probably the best looking one out of Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port for The Hills Season 3 Premiere last night.  I’m just glad Audrina had on clothes!!  I swear… I am so addicted to The Hills, but it is so fake!!  Almost as fake as Heidi’s lips, boobs, and nose!

And….did anyone see Mariah Carey perform?!?!  She was struggling!!  I didn’t know if the girl was gonna run out of air or be able to hit her notes.  She sounded pretty bad.

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Gisele Bundchen bikini photos from South Beach - activities included picking her wedgie and eating full bites of food. [CelebSlam]

David Hasselhoff’s License to Drive is Suspended - [Socialite Life]

Be Proactive To Help, a movement to boycott Britney Spears’ new album until she gets her life together. [IDLYITW]

Britney Spears gets an Oscar [ICYDK]

Heidi Klum fell in love with Seal’s Penis [MollyGood]

Random Ridiculousness: Louis Vuitton Trash Bags [Bossip]

Mariah Carey gets waxed [SeriouslyOMG]

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Mariah Carey gets on my last nerve! She is old and needs to get over the midriff shirts. She isn’t attractive like that! Mariah should keep it classy….but always seems to throw in some trashy. Her stomach is obviously looking much better than it once looked, but for f*ck sakes….COVER IT UP! I cannot stand people who try to show their shit like that!! She is totally one of those women who talk about how thin they are and how great they look to everyone, leave a room, and then everyone talks about how chunky and full of herself she actually is! I know plenty of people like that!

Ugghh…COVER IT UP! Nobody needs to see your stomach! She has on two damn shirts and a fur coat and yet we still have to see her stomach….she starved herself to get her stomach in that shape (so I understand she wants to show it off). But…when she starts eating again…it will just go back to FAT ROLLS. Can’t starve forever!!! Mariah…sweety…cover it up (I am sick already!)

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I want to take a moment to post about something fun, I like to call it Celebrity news that doesn’t stink! CelebrityRoyale.com presents to you the TOP 10 Celebrity Fragrances of 2007.

In a recent trip to the mall I decided to shop for a new fragrance for my mother’s birthday. I quickly noticed that the fragrance counter was full of top celebrity names. I felt like I was at a red carpet event with names like Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Sean Combs, Jessica Simpson, David Beckham, Kate Moss, and Sarah Jessica Parker, just to name a few. So after smelling every nearly celebrity fragrance known to man, I ended up buying my dear mother a gift certificate.

Did you know that the worldwide sales of the top seven celebrity fragrance lines totaled $353.6 million last year. This is a billion dollar a year industry. What celebrity fragrance do you wear? I would love to know you favorite fragrance. Find out the results of our Top 10 Celebrity Fragrances. READ MORE after the jump.

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Mariah Carey is claiming to have lost almost 30 pounds in the past few months. While she does look GREAT, she doesn’t look like she has lost that much weight. Carey did an interview with K Magazine admitting she went on a strict soup-and-fish diet. Plus, she also claims to have been working out. Mariah said:

“I don’t feel like you have to be a size zero.” She also says,“It does feel good when you get into a nice size three and you’re like ‘It feels big in here’”.

hahahah Girlfriend is NO size 3!!! She still has a big butt and massive thighs….and that is not going to fit into a size 3. She is crazy!!! She must have people around her that change the sizes in her clothes to make her feel better about herself. Awww…that is so cute how she tries to get others to think she is small!! I LOVE people like that! They make me laugh! Mariah Carey is crazy!!

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