Leading online dating websites Date.com, Matchmaker.com, and Amor.com have polled their members to see who they think are the sexiest singles of the Summer of 2009.  With no surprise, 95% of members thought Jennifer Aniston was the hottest female, while 98% thought Bradley Cooper was the hottest male!  So, how did everyone else stack up??

Who is Summer 2009’s sexiest single?

Women

1. Jennifer Anison: 95.0%
2. Bar Rafaeli: 72.5 %
3. Denise Richards: 69.8%
4. Britney Spears: 56.2%
5. Rihanna: 47.4%
6. Janet Jackson: 42.7%
7. Lindsay Lohan: 38.5%
8. Madonna: 33.1%
9. Vanessa Minnillo: 15.2%
10. Kate Gosselin: 2.4%

Men

1. Bradley Cooper: 98.0%
2. Robert Pattinson: 90.7%
3. Simon Cowell: 86.4%
4. Leonardo DiCaprio: 82.8%
5. Gerard Butler: 75.5%
6. John Mayer: 63.9%
7. Kayne West: 45.3%
8. Nick Lachey: 32.4%
9. Chace Crawford: 12.0%
10. Jon Gosselin: 0.0%

Madonna got 33%…really?! Really?!  I would have believed 3%!  And…Simon Cowell got 86.4%…REALLY?!  He got a better score than Nick Lachey and Leonardo DiCaprio?!  What is wrong with ladies these days.  I guess the problem is…they polled these dating sites!  If you have resulted to a dating site to find someone, perhaps your hot-o-meter is off!  That is all I can think of!

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Madonna has weighed in on Michael Jackson’s death today.

“I can’t stop crying over the sad news. I have always admired Michael Jackson. The world has lost one of the greats, but his music will live on forever!

My heart goes out to his three children and other members of his family. God bless.”

For once in my life, I agree with Madonna.  The world has lost one of the greats!  We are all very upset by this tragedy.  I feel there were a lot of tears shed today

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Lindsay Lohan is blogging again.  Apparently she thinks she is so “cool” she can get into the hottest clubs, yet the poor princess feels she is such an outsider.   

Lindsay wrote on her official blog:

“all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights..

all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights..
How does it feel to be an outsider?….behind the scenes type of feeling.
Picture this in your head, if you’re willing to focus for a second my friends
Washington, D.C.- you’re probably thinking that you are going to a monument of some sort… well, you’re highly wrong loves….
Washington, D.C.-you’re in a club, you are here for support for someone that you care for very much, VERY MUCH.. But, you’re here just to chill and support, not to be seen and heard… Not to be on display in the dj booth…or to feel as if you are in a cage at the Bronx Zoo…
Do you see what i am getting at???
Alright, so i am literally sitting in the dj booth at a club in Washington, D.C. where Samantha is djing and they have a computer at the back of the booth, which i am on right now..
aside from the fact that she is an amazing dj and i am having a nice time, the glass mirror placed to my left to hide me from photos (literally) is making it all a bit uncomfortable!!!

This blog isn’t really intended to mean much, it’s just something to let people into my life-kind of a blog to let people know that i am working hard and i go out when samantha is working because she’s pretty great to hear and i love to be around her and her energy as much as possible.

Sitting here makes me think about the fact that if Sarah Palin was in office, and living in Washington.. On a “slow” night, she would probably be dressing as one of the gossip girls or tina fey to try and “be cool” enough to get into this club.

I guess me thinking, and blogging about her gives her more attention and credit than she actually deserves.. but as Madonna says. “Express Yourself”

so…. i will
now and forever
be blessed
xx L

this song h”

Lindsay is so stupid.  Washington D.C. - Sorry love, but we never thought your ignorant ass would be at a monument.  And how in the hell are we suppose to focus on this crap she is writing when it is sooooo damn stupid!!!  Is she taking drugs again?!?!  I sure hope not!  And booohoooo ….. she is in a DJ booth, and she is uncomfortable!!  Nobody really cares!  She is a freakin celebrity.  Did she think she wouldn’t be on display for the rest of her life?  Sorry sweety…but this is the life YOU chose!  What is up with the “fact” that if Sarah Palin is in office and in D.C. (on a “slow” night) her ass would be trying soooo hard to be “cool” enough to get in to that club.  The club where precious Lindsay is sooooo “cool” and soooo uncomfortable!  Is she serious?!  I highly doubt Palin gives a crap to go where Lindsay Lohan hangs out.  Lohan is sooo dumb.  She WOULD believe that someone like Palin would want to be her.  What a bimbo.  I hate when celebrities blog…it just makes them look soooo stupid!  It reminds me of the fact that these people don’t have an education.  It is sooo scary.  She is taking cheap shots at Sarah Palin, yet Lindsay doesn’t seem to understand what a run-on sentence is.  Sad!

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By now, most of you already know that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce.  I’m surprised their marriage lasted as long as it did, but I don’t think anyone ever expected it to last forever.

Madonna had her first concert performance last night since the news of the divorce.  Apparently, Madonna took some time at her concert in Boston to mention something about Ritchie.  The NY Daily News is reporting:

Her Madgesty dedicated the song “Miles Away,” about a couple that grows apart, to the “emotionally retarded” in a not-so-subtle jab at her soon to be ex-husband Guy Ritchie on Wednesday night in Boston.
“This song is for the emotionally retarded,” Madonna announced to the 20,000-plus crowd at the latest stop on her “Sticky and Sweet” tour. “Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. God knows I do.”

Is she serious?!  This man put up with her crap, and she is going to take a cheap shot at him?  She is showing the zero class, trailer park Madonna right there!!  Why does she even bother!?  If she was so awesome like she thinks she is, she would just keep her mouth shut and not say a word about him.  She can go play with A-Rod now. 

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Who do those ugly ass legs belong to you ask?!?!?!?

None other than the white-trash…Madonna!  The poor thing twisted her white ankle.  In fact, since she got injured, she had to postpone her 50th birthday celebration.

A source said that Madonna took this injury as a sign she should postpone her birthday celebration and just play it by ear.  Perhaps the Material Girl isn’t in that great of shape….like she thought!  I mean how in the hell did she get a twisted ankle?!  She is constantly in the gym, and  she wears sensible shoes (i.e. ugly golf shoes).  I thought her ass was into yoga and shit?  She needs a tan or something.

Madonna has just never impressed me.  She doesn’t dance that well (if we compare her to great dancers like Britney Spears).  She doesn’t sing well (her vocal range just isn’t impressive).  I guess we gotta give her something for having longevity, but she probably has stuck around because she has sex with everyone.  She isn’t attractive.  She looks like white trash.  She is an okay actress, but clearly there are better actresses out there.  Sorry Madonna fans….I don’t see it….I don’t think I ever will.

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Rumor has it that Jessica Biel is pregnant with Justin Timberlake’s baby!!!  The Sun is also reporting that Justin Timberlake is ready to hit the marriage train with his girlfriend since January of ‘07, Jessica Biel.  Apparently, Jessica has refrained from drinking any alcohol which has sparked the baby rumors!!

A source close to Timberlake, 27, has said, “For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica. He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.”

I think this is a bunch of crap!  I doubt her ass would get pregnant just to keep a man!  (She isn’t going to pull an Ashlee (no talent) Simpson).  I mean Jessica has a great body…why ruin it?!?   Justin isn’t worth all that!!  I doubt Justin is gonna pop the question anytime soon.  He seems like a “feet dragger” to me!

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OK…What the hell?!  Britney Spears apparently was the instructor to a bunch of young children last night at the Millenium Dance Studio.  What the hell were the parents thinking letting their children hang out with Britney “crack whore” Spears?!?!  These parents need to have their children taken away from them!!  IDIOTS!

Britney wore some ripped up fishnets, a blue shirt, and red boy shorts!  That’s not appropriate for little children!  She was dressed like a slut!  According to OK! Magazine she taught the children dance routines to old Madonna songs.  Britney also taught them “the swim,” “the fish,” and “the choo choo train.”

Britney also had to take some time out for a little cigarette break!  How professional!  Britney is a train wreck!   Those parents should be put behind bars for subjecting their children to such crap!

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