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Madonna: Getting Old And Injured!

11 Aug

Posted by Ms Royale as Britney Spears, Madonna

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Who do those ugly ass legs belong to you ask?!?!?!?

None other than the white-trash…Madonna! The poor thing twisted her white ankle. In fact, since she got injured, she had to postpone her 50th birthday celebration.

A source said that Madonna took this injury as a sign she should postpone her birthday celebration and just play it by ear. Perhaps the Material Girl isn’t in that great of shape….like she thought! I mean how in the hell did she get a twisted ankle?! She is constantly in the gym, and she wears sensible shoes (i.e. ugly golf shoes). I thought her ass was into yoga and shit? She needs a tan or something.

Madonna has just never impressed me. She doesn’t dance that well (if we compare her to great dancers like Britney Spears). She doesn’t sing well (her vocal range just isn’t impressive). I guess we gotta give her something for having longevity, but she probably has stuck around because she has sex with everyone. She isn’t attractive. She looks like white trash. She is an okay actress, but clearly there are better actresses out there. Sorry Madonna fans….I don’t see it….I don’t think I ever will.

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Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel: Getting Married and Having A Baby?!?

20 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, Madonna

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Rumor has it that Jessica Biel is pregnant with Justin Timberlake’s baby!!! The Sun is also reporting that Justin Timberlake is ready to hit the marriage train with his girlfriend since January of ‘07, Jessica Biel. Apparently, Jessica has refrained from drinking any alcohol which has sparked the baby rumors!!

A source close to Timberlake, 27, has said, “For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica. He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.”

I think this is a bunch of crap! I doubt her ass would get pregnant just to keep a man! (She isn’t going to pull an Ashlee (no talent) Simpson). I mean Jessica has a great body…why ruin it?!? Justin isn’t worth all that!! I doubt Justin is gonna pop the question anytime soon. He seems like a “feet dragger” to me!

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Britney Spears Teaches Children To Dance??

12 Feb

Posted by Ms Royale as Britney Spears, Madonna

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OK…What the hell?! Britney Spears apparently was the instructor to a bunch of young children last night at the Millenium Dance Studio. What the hell were the parents thinking letting their children hang out with Britney “crack whore” Spears?!?! These parents need to have their children taken away from them!! IDIOTS!

Britney wore some ripped up fishnets, a blue shirt, and red boy shorts! That’s not appropriate for little children! She was dressed like a slut! According to OK! Magazine she taught the children dance routines to old Madonna songs. Britney also taught them “the swim,” “the fish,” and “the choo choo train.”

Britney also had to take some time out for a little cigarette break! How professional! Britney is a train wreck! Those parents should be put behind bars for subjecting their children to such crap!