Jessica Simpson apparently has the BEST BOOBS EVER!

InTouch Weekly recognized Jessica Simpson’s breasts as being the best in Hollywood.  She doesn’t really have a whole lot else going for her…so I guess they found something for her to be recognized for.  I’m sure her father was the judge!

Anywho…Here is their Top 10 list!

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles

Umm…Beyoncé Knowles?  Nooo…I don’t think so.  Maybe somebody confused her ass with her boobs.  What an honor it would be to be on that list!!!  WOW…..totally jealous!  I bet Pam Anderson is somewhere crying.

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Here are Ms. Royale’s HOT celebrity stories of the day…..

Lindsay Lohan cheats on Samantha Ronson with a man?!? Click Here for The Story!

Is Heidi Klum pregnant again?!? Click Here for The Story!

Dr. Drew starts a fight with Tom Cruise!! Click Here for The Story!

Charlie Sheen hates his children and Denise Richards!! Click Here for The Story!

Tila Tequila is delusional!!  Click Here for The Story!

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie will finally fight it out!!  Click Here for The Story!

Ashley Tisdale and family finally speaking out about AIDS rumors!!  Click Here for The Story!

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Samantha Ronson added this new photo to her Myspace page yesterday!!  She didn’t write anything under it, but her fans commented on her relationship with Lohan!  Everyone seemed to be very positive.  Perhaps this is the confirmation everyone wanted??!?  Whatever the case…Samantha Ronson is cool as hell!  Whoever she is dating….is probably cool as hell too!  Rock on Sammy!

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Lindsay Lohan actually looked quite lovely at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards.  Lohan is looking healthy and happy.  Perhaps it has something to do with Samantha Ronson!!  Whether or not they are dating, I could care less.  But I think they would be a cool couple!  Sam Ronson is cool as hell!  If Ronson hangs with Lohan, it can only mean Lohan is pretty cool herself!

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were hanging out at Cannes, and now rumors have sparked the two are engaged!

Lohan and Ronson were seen kissing and hanging all over each other on P. Diddy’s yacht at one of his exclusive party.

Apparently, Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s father,  is confirming the relationship between Samantha and Lindsay.   Michael Lohan said the romance between Samantha and Lindsay “is evident to anyone with half a brain.”

Michael also added, “Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.”

Lindsay showed up wearing a ring on her engagement finger sparking rumors of an engagement to Samantha Ronson.  I doubt if the two are engaged, but hell if they are then more power to ‘em!  Lindsay actually looks pretty good in that champagne colored dress.

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Poor little Ali Lohan told People that she used to get made fun of at school.  I suddenly feel soooo bad for her!  ummm no!

Ali Lohan, 14, claims that some girls once made a video about her and put it on YouTube! hahah where is that?  because I would LOVE to see it!  Ali said:

“They used disgusting words. Like if my mom ever heard me say that stuff, I’d be grounded for life! … They’re disgusting kids. I got really aggravated.“

Apparently, those girls were suspended for their actions, and she no longer has issues because she is home-schooled.   She claims she really likes being home-schooled.  Ali confessed, “You learn so much more – it’s just hard to focus when girls are giving you problems. No one’s talking about you behind your back. It’s definitely easier.”

Ali also said, “I think it happens to all the other girls out there, because girls are just mean. It doesn’t happen with guys. When I asked [my little brother] Cody, he was like, ‘No, Guys don’t care!’ ”

Well….DUH!!  Girls are bitches!!  Remember when your sister, Lindsay Lohan,  hated on Hilary Duff!?!?  Remember that?!?!  Girls learn from a young age how to be bitchy and just plain ruthless!

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Maxim Magazine chose Marisa Miller as their hottest woman in 2008!! I am too excited! Marisa is a total babe!! Miller is a Victoria’s Secret Model who just graced the latest cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.

Maxim finally got it right!!! They finally chose a number one who is actually super hot!!! WOOHOO!!! And I LOVE Marisa Miller!! My nail guy thinks I look like her (umm…yeah I don’t think so), but I will totally let him think whatever he wants!

Following Miller on the list are:

#2: Scarlett Johansson (she probably belongs on the list…but #2??)
#3: Jessica Biel (hot…but not that hot..probably top 10 tho)

#4: Eva Longoria Parker (OMG…seriously? Why is she even in the top 10?)

#5: Sarah Michelle Gellar (Who the hell thought of her?!?!)

#6: Elisha Cuthbert (Super cute…very hot…love her!)

#7: Eva Mendes (She should have been higher on the list)

#8: Christina Aguilera (Understandable)

#9: Lindsay Lohan (What? Seriously? Ok…the voters must have freckles! Not top 10 material)

#10: Ashley Tisdale (umm…she is cute in that little girl way…not top 10 material)

I mean damn….Charlize Theron is #11, Megan Fox is #16, Heidi Klum is #33, and Jessica Alba is #34. You are telling me that Lindsay Lohan and hotter than Heidi Klum?!?! Umm…I think not!! And… Ashley Tisdale is hotter than Megan Fox or Charlize Theron!? Ummm…NO! come on Maxim…

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Alright…Page Six is claiming that Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan were at Crown Bar in West Hollywood when they got into a huge fight.  Apparently, a source told Page Six that Samantha and Lindsay had a “full-blown fight.”  They said there was some serious crying involved and blah, blah, blah!!!  When this happened, I have no idea!!!  But who the hell cares?!?!  I mean damn….this “source” didn’t exactly say what they were fighting over…so who the hell knows.

Whatever….the two obviously made up because Sammy and Lindsay were seen together yesterday in Paris.     Why do people care if these two are in a relationship!?  Samantha Ronson is badass!!!  I just think it gives Lindsay a boost in character that she is even hanging out with Samantha.  Hell…Samantha is probably a better companion than the losers Lindsay has dated!!

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From Ms. Royale’s Royal Court-Celebrities and Their Issues! 

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Have Phone Sex?!?!  Click Here!

Owen Wilson Cheats On Kate Hudson?!? Click Here!

Lindsay Lohan Looks Into “Labor Pains!!” Click Here!

Katherine Heigl Wants Off Grey’s Anatomy! Click Here!

Nick Hogan is going to court tomorrow! Click Here!

How Seal proposed to Heidi Klum! Click Here!

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Miley Cyrus has again taken some ridiculous photo’s, and they were found on her Myspace.  Does this girl ever learn?!  Miley continues to take stupid photo’s, and they continue to get leaked.  Miley Cyrus, star of Hannah Montana, should really be punched in the face.  I know sooo many young girls that look up to her.  I met a seven year old who has her whole room decked out in Miley Cyrus crap.  If seven year olds look up to Miley and they see these skanky photo’s, they might think it’s okay to act or be slutty.  Do we really need to see your green bra Miley?!?!  Umm…NO!  Miley Cyrus is TRASH!  I freakin hate this girl.  She needs to keep her clothes on and stop showing her stomach.  She is only fifteen!!

Miley….sweety…you are NOT desirable.  You are a baby.  You need to stop draping your desperate self all over fugly ass dudes.  You are NOT cute.  Stop acting like you are 25!  Mark My Words….Miley Cyrus will become a bigger whore than Lindsay, Britney, or Paris!  Miley will NOT be a virgin on her wedding night.  TRUST ME!  Shame on you, Miley!  You are supposed to be wholesome and a real role model for little kids.  However, you are just desperate for attention by guys; otherwise, your dumbass wouldn’t be trying to show your stomach, your bra’s, and be all over dudes.  Miley is just Podunk, skank TRASH!

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