OK…I don’t know how TRUE this is…but… apparently Lindsay Lohan hooked up with Gerard Butler!

The two reportedly hooked up at the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco on Halloween.  The Mirror saw the couple making out, and Lindsay reportedly told the paps, “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all.”

Lohan and Butler got into a golf cart and headed off to a room where they undoubtedly hooked up!

What I don’t understand is what a promising, lead actor is doing with a washed-up, has-been drug addict?!  Perhaps Butler likes the coke and meth just as much as Lohan??  If I were Butler, I would come out and DENY this story as soon as possible!  This could ruin his career!  Lindsay is a NUT!

What goes up…must come down.  While Lindsay Lohan was in Morocco, she not only had sexy times with Gerard Butler, but she had a weird incident with a fake gunman!  According to (crackhead) Lohan, some random dude pointed a gun at her, and it scared her to tears!  Lohan wrote on her Twitter:

“Umm-OMFG! I was walking ahead of Patrick with the security guard&some guy was following me, then pulled up in his car&pointed a GUN at me! I Was on the phone w/my mum&i screamed and ducked&the guy started laughing&pushed the trigger&it was a fake gun..I was crying..he scared me “

OMG…why would Gerard Butler want to have sexy times with this idiot?!  Sounds like she was on drugs and just paranoid! 

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Lindsay Lohan has gone back to being straight! 

Well, I don’t know if she’s changed her actual sexual preference status, but she is giving the dick a good second try!  The Sun is reporting: 

“The Mean Girls actress was snapped leaving the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood with a male model called PETEY WRIGHT, after the pair spent the night together.
The couple had been seen kissing at a nearby nightclub the night before.
The sexually fickle star, who split with DJ SAM RONSON earlier this year, met Petey at a photoshoot at the hotel on Wednesday and, according to onlookers, it was instant attraction.”

So, I guess Petey Wright is into meth and coke as well?!  Otherwise, why else would you hang out with Lohan?  I mean EVERYONE knows Lohan does coke and meth in front of EVERYONE at these clubs she is seen at, so if PETEY is down with her…I ASSUME he is doing this crap too. 

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Wow…seriously?! 

Lindsay Lohan wearing this “Just Say NO To Drugs” shirt is like Jocelyn Wildenstein wearing a shirt that says “Just Say NO To Plastic Surgery!”

I guess Lindsay wants YOU to say “NO” to drugs so she can snort up all the drugs….she basically doesn’t want to share! 

Hmmm…why does she try this? 

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Lindsay Lohan was hanging out poolside at the Sunset Marquis earlier this week for a photo shoot. 

Hmm…why would anyone want to do a photo shoot with Lindsay?  I mean do you know how much time it takes to airbrush that?!?  I’m sure the photo shoot is easy with a super thin person, but the after part must take FOREVER!  I mean they have to fix the dark circles under her eyes and fix every single freckle (all one hundred billion of them)!  That has got to take FOREVER!  Plus, they have to give her some color so she doesn’t look like a vampire…ugh…I would hate that job! 

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Megan Fox is a retard!

Why is it that these female celebrities think they have something in common with Marilyn Monroe??  It is almost toooo precious!  Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox have both confessed to being OBSESSED with Marilyn.  They want to be like her, die like her…blah, blah, blah!  There was only ONE Marilyn ladies!  She will never be repeated!  She was an original! 

In the new issue of Wonderland Magazine, Megan Fox says:

 “I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe. I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality—or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.”

Apparently, Megan is confused!  If she wants to end up like “that,” then why doesn’t she give us all a break and kill herself by taking a bunch of pills?!  Don’t just talk about it…BE about it!  Besides…Marilyn wasn’t some trashy piece of crap that got high on pot all of the time and bragged about it (Megan you are doing it all wrong)!  Marilyn at least appeared to be classy, while maintaining her sex appeal!  Megan is sexy in that slut/desperate way!  It is so cute when celebrities pretend to have mental issues because they want to seem interesting! 

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Lindsay Lohan may be accepting an offer to pose nude in Playboy!

Playboy offered Lohan $900,000 to pose nude, and she has been thinking seriously about doing it!  Playboy offered Lohan half a million awhile back; however, she turned down the offer.  Since they increased the offer, Lohan has started to consider it! 

Lohan probably needs this money considering her acting career isn’t really going anywhere!  Besides…everyone has seen Lohan’s goodies!  I don’t know why any man would want to see her naked, but whatever floats your boat!  (PLUS-Coke ain’t cheap, and you know this will help pay for that!!) 

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Leading online dating websites Date.com, Matchmaker.com, and Amor.com have polled their members to see who they think are the sexiest singles of the Summer of 2009.  With no surprise, 95% of members thought Jennifer Aniston was the hottest female, while 98% thought Bradley Cooper was the hottest male!  So, how did everyone else stack up??

Who is Summer 2009’s sexiest single?

Women

1. Jennifer Anison: 95.0%
2. Bar Rafaeli: 72.5 %
3. Denise Richards: 69.8%
4. Britney Spears: 56.2%
5. Rihanna: 47.4%
6. Janet Jackson: 42.7%
7. Lindsay Lohan: 38.5%
8. Madonna: 33.1%
9. Vanessa Minnillo: 15.2%
10. Kate Gosselin: 2.4%

Men

1. Bradley Cooper: 98.0%
2. Robert Pattinson: 90.7%
3. Simon Cowell: 86.4%
4. Leonardo DiCaprio: 82.8%
5. Gerard Butler: 75.5%
6. John Mayer: 63.9%
7. Kayne West: 45.3%
8. Nick Lachey: 32.4%
9. Chace Crawford: 12.0%
10. Jon Gosselin: 0.0%

Madonna got 33%…really?! Really?!  I would have believed 3%!  And…Simon Cowell got 86.4%…REALLY?!  He got a better score than Nick Lachey and Leonardo DiCaprio?!  What is wrong with ladies these days.  I guess the problem is…they polled these dating sites!  If you have resulted to a dating site to find someone, perhaps your hot-o-meter is off!  That is all I can think of!

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Lindsay Lohan looks a hot mess!  Why do people think she looks good?! 

Lohan has been chillin in Maui for awhile with her sister, Ali.  They have been surfing, shopping, and just taking a “vacation” from their problems.  Lohan has that crackhead body now…and…she thinks she looks good! WHAT?!  She just doesn’t look healthy.  My whole thing with Lohan is…I thought once upon a time she was a promising actress.  Before she starting hanging with the rough crowd, doing drugs, and partying, she could have been GREAT!  I think people are tough on celebs who could have been something…like Lohan.  It seems like she is just wasting it all.  She needs to get healthy, and get her life together. 

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Jessica Simpson has decided to get deeeeep!  Well…not really, but I think it’s deep for her. 

Anyway, Simpson was recently dropped from her country record label, Sony/BMG Nashville.  Apparently, she wasn’t making that many sales, and her tour with Rascal Flatts was filled with flubbed lyrics.  The Simpson camp denies that she was dropped and say that she was simply never meant to be a permanent part of Sony’s Music City family.  However, if Jessica’s record sales were off the chart, and she had a ton of country fans…I GUARANTEE they wouldn’t have dropped her!  I’m SURE they would have made her a permanent part! 

Jessica Simpson has been getting a lot of crap for being dropped by her label, so she decided to post something special on her fansite.  She wrote this:

Why do we let the sun SET with its beauty, then find ourselves ugly.

Didn’t God, whoever he may be to you, create both? If a sunset is beautiful, then so are we.

Love yourself morning, noon, and night. Sunrise. Sunset.

Xo jess

Whatever!!  I’m just happy she isn’t taking the Brit Brit or Lindsay Lohan route!  She has been through a divorce, dealt with “overweight” issues, and now dropped from her label.  I just hope she doesn’t turn to drugs and alcohol to deal with all of this crap!  I liked the old Jessica…..the one who was with Nick Lachey.  Ya know…the one who sang stupid love songs and belted out catchy pop stuff! 

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Avril Lavigne was out DRUNK again…and without her husband, Deryck Whibley, AGAIN!

Avril needed help from her friends to get out My House nightclub in Hollywood.  She was wasted….AGAIN!  Is that all that Avril does anymore???  Get wasted, hang out with anyone but her husband, and party?!

I have heard from SEVERAL inside sources that Deryck and Avril have an open marriage, because Deryck likes the menfolk and Avril loves the ladies!  So, if these two are both bi, then why did they even get married?!  What was the point?! 

Avril, Lindsay Lohan is single…so why don’t you go for that nasty snatch?!

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