Brooke Hogan still HATES her mother.  In her upcoming album Redemption, Brooke tries to get at her mother, Linda Hogan, with a song called “Dear Mom.”  Here are some lyrics:

How could you give up
How could you do that
Why did you leave me
And when you come back
spending all time with him
You can’t even see me
Selfish
What is you
How you mistreated
Your own kids
How could you do that
I know we don’t talk now
How could you turn your back on me
It’s better to live than love you

hmmm…Why doesn’t she just kiss and make up!?  Brooke needs to stop being a brat and get over it.  That is her mother and life is too short.  Yes, Linda is a retard, but holding all of that anger isn’t healthy!

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Nick Hogan got out of jail this morning at 12:30a.m. in Clearwater, Florida. He served 166 days of an 8 month sentence for pleading no contest to reckless driving. Basically, he almost killing his best friend, John Graziano.

Anywho, he was apparently given time off for good behavior. Well, of course, he was going to be good. Did anyone really think he was gonna be a badass and start fights with dudes in jail? He is so wimpy. I bet he cried every single day. I just HOPE this fool doesn’t come out with his own reality show. I might have to throw forks in my eyes if that happens.

Brooke Hogan, Nick’s fugly sister, was waiting for her boyfriend brother as he was released. They hugged, made out, and made sure to speed the whole way back to momma Hogans house. They then partied the night away, while John Graziano is (yes) currently still lying in the hospital.

Linda Hogan released the following statement this morning begging for privacy. Unfortunately, she didn’t mean it, and they won’t be getting any privacy.

“This is our time as a family to come together to support Nick’s adjustment back into the public life keeping it as normal as possible. Neither Nick, nor we as a family, has any interest in making this anything but private. We respect the media’s role and only ask that they respect our privacy.Nick went into prison as a juvenile and has experienced something that will mold and affect him for the rest of his adult life. His focus is to make a positive difference in this world, media free. Since his future actions will speak louder than any words, there is no need to speak to the media at this time.”

This whole family is a mess. I am so happy I’m not apart of that mess.

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The Hogan’s are so caring, and Nick is sooo remorseful.  In fact, they care so much they want to make some money off of this deal.  Assholes.  I’m sure they are gonna give all to John Graziano’s family too!!  umm..no!

Last week, audio tapes were released from Nick Hogan’s jail phone calls.  Twenty-six hours of conversations and some of those conversations were with Nick and his parents.  The following is a piece of the transcripts from the tapes.  It kinda of makes you want to hate on the Hogan’s.  I don’t know…what do you think?!

Hulk: “Well, I don’t know what type of person John was. Or what he did to get himself in this situation. I know he was pretty aggressive and yelled at people and do stuff. And for some reason God laid some heavy shit on that kid. I don’t know what he was into.”

Nick: “He was a negative person.

Hulk: “He was what?”

Nick: “He was a negative person. Will you work on that Real-Ality deal?”

Hulk: “Yep”

Nick: “Get that lined up so the minute I walk out…wherever I walk out of it’s there…boom.”

Hulk: “Can you do it while you’re on probation?”

Nick: “Of course.”

Hulk: “Do you want to do it with Pink Sneakers or someone else?”

Nick: “I want to do it where I’ll make the most money.”

There are more transcripts out there.  Some with Linda Hogan calling John a vegetable.  Also, Linda says that John’s family is not the one suffering, but they are.  She says they are the ones with the loss; not the Graziano’s.   WHAT A BITCH!!  Nick is a piece of shit too.  Can we just get rid of the whole Hogan family…they make me sick!

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Okay…this isn’t right!!  Hulk Hogan rubbed suntan lotion on his daughter’s ass while hanging out at a L.A. pool yesterday.  Perhaps I am a little crazy, but I would NEVER let my dad do that!!!  And…I mean I think my dad is awesome and all; however, I wouldn’t let him touch my ass nor would he want to!!!  I freakin knew Hulk was a weirdo perv for his daughter, Brooke!  I mean come the freak on!!!  Can Brooke not put lotion on her own ass?!?  Can she not find a dude to do that?!  I mean I know she is chunky and hideous, but damn girl needs to find someone else to touch her ass.  THAT IS GROSS…and WEIRD!!  It’s just wrong on soooo many different levels!  Mama Hogan needs to put the smack down on that shit!!

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Finally, John Graziano’s family filed a lawsuit yesterday against the Hogans claiming they were responsible for the car crash that has put their son in the hospital.  The lawsuit cites three counts of negligence against Hulk Hogan (a.k.a Terry Bollea) and Nick Hogan,  one against Linda Hogan, and another count against the driver of the Dodge Viper that was racing with Nick Hogan.

John Graziano will require medical attention for the rest of his life, and I believe his family is doing the right thing.  Nick is a horrible driver, and his parents should take some responsibility!  Hell…I think Brooke is responsible too (just because she sucks).

Nick Hogan will also be facing charges of reckless driving with serious bodily injury.  I hope they punish Nick big time!!!!  John and his family will have to suffer for the rest of their lives, while Nick and his family can just go around having a great time.  Hulk Hogan is out having affairs, Linda is out spending money, Brooke is out hurting everyone’s ears with that horrible singing, and Nick is still walking around doing what he used to do!  He should be put behind bars!!

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Hulk Hogan is a cheater!  Reports have started to surface that Hulk Hogan had an affair with his daughter’s friend while he was still living with his wife, Linda Hogan!  Linda has filed for divorce and has since moved out of the Hulksters house.

Christiane Plante, 33, is apparently a friend of Hulks daughter, Brooke, and worked with her on her 2006 album.  Christiane just recently confessed to having an affair with Hulk Hogan to The National Enquirer.  Christiane said:

“My relationship with Terry [Hulk Hogan] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong.”

“Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions,” added Christiane. “I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”

This whole affair took place during the Hogan’s reality show, “Hogan Knows Best.”  Poor Linda….got dumped for a dumb ass who wanted some publicity!  Brooke’s friends are all whores…of course!

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Hulk Hogan (a.k.a Terry Bollea) and Linda Hogan (a.k.a. Linda Bollea) are getting a DIVORCE! The world MUST be coming to an END! After 23 years of marriage, Linda filed for divorce in Florida on Tuesday. Although there was no reason given for the divorce, the two had been seeing a marriage counselor for some time. Terry and Linda have two children, Brooke, 19, and Nick, 17.

The family of four have been stars in the VH1 reality show “Hogan Knows Best.” Nick Hogan was just arrested recently for reckless driving and injuring his passenger. Perhaps all that drama lead to the final breaking point for Hulk and Linda. Who knows!!! Or maybe Hulk and Linda kept fighting over what a loser their daughter, Brooke, was!! Either way…I bet their children were the total cause of this split!!! Their children are total losers! Brooke and Nick: LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!! Hulk was way way way too much into his daughter, Brooke, than into his wife, Linda, anyway…If ya know what I mean (mmhhmm). It was kind of weird!!

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