1. Which supposedly clean-cut Wag has a white powder habit she can’t shake? She’s forever nipping into the ladies on nights out for a quick fix…
2. Lunch break for the crew on The Hills allows this drug dealer to make his way unnoticed into the house of one of the male stars of the show. Oh, and he comes over everyday. Sometimes more than once a day. OK, he also takes care of one of the female stars as well, but the male star passes it along to her.

My thoughts: Ok…I think #1 is Victoria Beckham.  She has lost weight over the years, and how the hell does she stay super thin?!?  By the way, for those of you who don’t know, a wag is an acronym used by the British tabloid press to describe Wives And Girlfriends of the England National Football team.  Victoria is overly clean cut.  The only other person I think it could be is Cheryl Cole.  She is a singer in the girls group, Girls Aloud.  Cheryl is also married to Ashley Cole, a football player in England.  She has more of a bad girl rep than Victoria though.

As for #2, I am not so sure it is Spencer and Heidi.  Everyone would assume it was Spencer, since he is like the main guy on the show.  They also shoot regularly at his house, but wouldn’t the blind item say something more about it being a co-owned house?  Heidi and Spencer live together.  So, I doubt if it was Heidi and Spencer.  Perhaps, Spencer obtains the drugs and gives some to his sister.  That could be reaching though.  Everyone knows Stephanie used to be into drugs heavily, so I doubt Spencer would provide drugs for her.  It is probably Brody.  He probably provides drugs for Lauren and her friends.  That makes more sense to me.  Brody does hang out with that new dude of Lauren’s, and I already pointed him out as a coke user.  Hell, I think everyone on The Hills does drugs (except maybe Whitney).

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Why did Heidi Montag think THIS was a good idea?!

I posted a couple of shots of Heidi Montag filming the music video for her next single “Overdosin.”  Umm…perhaps she is overdosin on some heavy drugs, because this look is so stupid!  Heidi is cute, so why the hell would she do this to herself?!  I’m sure it was her idea too!

BTW: Did anyone watch The Hills last night?  Why do people continue the Heidi and Spencer drama?  Get the hell over it.  Lauren (L.C.) is such a brat.  They all need to just kiss and make up.  Why can’t these people get along?  Lauren hates Heidi, Lo hates Audrina, and Spencer hates his sister, Stephanie.  Sooooo stupid!  These people need to mature and get over their issues.  Side note: Is Lauren’s new dude a coke head?  Why does he rub his nose all the time?

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Audrina Patridge, from The Hills, was hanging out at the DKNY beach house in Malibu earlier this week. Audrina seems to be stepping out from Lauren Conrad’s shadow and really doing her own thing.

I can’t really say I hate Audrina…I happened to like her a lot more than Lauren. And lord, Audrina is much better than Lo, Lauren Bosworth. In fact, I think The Hills should get rid of LC and Lo! The stars of that show, in my opinion, are Audrina, Heidi, Spencer, and Whitney! LC and Lo are so damn boring!

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At The Hills Season 3 Premiere, everyone was looking fabulous except Whitney!  Why doesn’t she ever wear something hot?!  Audrina looked great, Lauren looked awesome, and Whitney just looked blah!  She needs a style make-over!  She is so damn hot, and she never shows off her HOTNESS!!!!  Whitney always has that care-free model look to her.  That sucks!  I want to see her in an awesome dress that really shows off how cute she is!!  Ugh…she makes me crazy!  She needs to stop letting Audrina and Lauren show her up!  Come on Whitney!!!

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Audrina Patridge was probably the best looking one out of Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port for The Hills Season 3 Premiere last night.  I’m just glad Audrina had on clothes!!  I swear… I am so addicted to The Hills, but it is so fake!!  Almost as fake as Heidi’s lips, boobs, and nose!

And….did anyone see Mariah Carey perform?!?!  She was struggling!!  I didn’t know if the girl was gonna run out of air or be able to hit her notes.  She sounded pretty bad.

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Stephen Colletti, a Laguna Beach alum and co-host of MTV’s TRL, celebrated his 22nd birthday at JET Nightclub at the Mirage last Friday evening. Colletti was chillin in the VIP at JET and throwing back Red Bull and Vodka all night. Colletti arrived without a date, but he had several sexy ladies interested in dancing with him on the dance floor and ready to chat him up. Colletti’s ex-girlfriends, Hayden Panettiere and Lauren Conrad, were not in attendance. Colletti was also presented with a birthday cake created by Jean-Philippe Patisserie. After he blew out his candles, he went back to partying with his ladies until 3 a.m.

Thanks to Denise Truscello for the photo’s.

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Lauren Conrad, star from The Hills, looked pretty trashed on New Years Eve!!  She was trying to call someone, and it looks like she was concentrating pretty hard to dial!  Perhaps it was Stephen Colletti!!  Lauren has been seen making out with Stephen twice in the past week.   Whoever it was…they obviously didn’t answer their phone, because Lauren went home all alone.  Poor little Lauren…she isn’t loved.  Brody Jenner doesn’t really want her…he just wants to hit it!

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, stars from The Hills, have surprisingly called off their wedding! This is such a SHOCK!! NOT! I don’t think anyone really cares…nor do I think anyone really thought they were going to actually get married in the first place. So..whatever! I am sure this is just to spice things up for the next season of The Hills! That show is so fake…but I still LOVE IT! I think a great story line would be Lauren Conrad hooking up with Spencer! Or maybe Audrina and Brody getting it on!! Or Justin Bobby getting shot!! I could totally be a writer for that show!!!!

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Lauren Conrad, star from The Hills, posed for Shape Magazine. She actually looks really good! At least she can rock her flat chest! Her nemesis from The Hills, Heidi Montag, has better boobs (cause they’re fake), but Lauren is by far cuter!!! Lauren can really rock that bikini!! To see another hot shot of Lauren in a skimpy bikini, CLICK to READ MORE!

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This can’t be real!!  The National Enquirer is claiming that Spencer Pratt, dude from The Hills that is dating Heidi Montag, is out trying to sell a sex tape he made in Brazil.  He apparently made it before he was ever with Heidi.  Pratt is trying to sell the tape and make it look as if it were stolen and leaked without him having any knowledge of it.  Riiight!  Maybe Lauren Conrad is behind this nasty little rumor!!

Spencer denies the rumor and tells UsWeekly,

“I was never on camera, and there is no sex tape. However, I did go to Brazil three years ago to film a jujitsu tournament for a documentary.”

An unknown source also told UsWeekly that this sex tape would be worth a lot of money. This “source” said, “Initial licensing could be upward of a million dollars. He could turn it into a money-making machine.”

Hmmm….this all sounds a little too weird to me.  I don’t think anyone really wants to see  little ass Spencer get it on with anyone (even Heidi).  GROSS!

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