Celebrities on Twitter!  Love it!  If you are on Twitter, add Celebrity Royale!  The following celebs decided to make their feelings known on Twitter:

Dolly Parton wrote on Twitter: Aahhh chiropractor… Hurts so good you lug these around and see if your back don’t hurt!

Will.i.am wrote: 26weeks#1…when is someone ganna knocks us off the #1 spot???…this is crazy…thats like half of the year…”wow”…(we are so blessed)

Dita Von Teese wrote: Packing my suitcases to spend some time in my new Paris apartment!

Katie Price/Jordan wrote: your all asking why hate me!! you obviously think ive done alot wrong so give me what you think i deserve then leave me be pleasexx

Perez Hilton wrote: Rihanna needs to fire her manager! Why’s she doing GMA Thursday when her album comes out in 3 weeks? She should do Oprah the day of release!

Lisa Rinna wrote: ahhhhhhhhhhh exhale

Amanda Bynes wrote: One of my FAVORITE songs from my youth is “A Praise Chorus” by Jimmy Eat World…I just bought it again on itunes and I’m in LOVE with it

Audrina Patridge wrote: having fun in philly at the world series!!! i have some great pix ill put on my website for u guys:)

Khloe Kardashian wrote: Laker time!!! Wooohoooo

Lauren Conrad wrote: Watching my love Gary on Styl’D

Kendra Wilkinson wrote: hank n I are watchin our fave show ”family guy” n playin the old skool game “guess who” haha. We are random!

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Well, this will depress you! 

Kristin Cavallari makes more than YOU!  And worse than that…LO Bosworth makes more than YOU!  Pathetic!

The Hills is returning tonight!  However, Lauren Conrad won’t be returning and in her place will be the infamous Kristin Cavallari!  I think Kristin will actually make the show better.  Lauren was boring.  What is really sad about this scripted show is the income these actors get!  I mean it is pathetic!  Here we are in a depressing economy, people are getting laid-off left and right, and some MTV idiot decided to pay these kids a boat load to do some bad acting on a “reality” show!  That is just SAD!  Nobody should watch this … just on principle! 

I mean … these kids didn’t even go to college, and they are making more than CEO’s right now!  They don’t even have any skills! 

Lauren Conrad - $125,000 per episode (her contract also stated that nobody on The Hills could make more than her)
Kristin Cavallari - $90,000 per episode
Heidi Montag - $100,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge - $100,000 per episode
Lo Bosworth - $100,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt - $65,000 per episode
Brody Jenner - $45,000 per episode

I mean are they seriously worth all of this?!  I’m gonna say…NO!  Just think…they do approximately 20 epidsodes per year.  That’s gross!  I think I could do some scripted work for half of what they pay those kids!  Call me, MTV!

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Celebrities on Twitter!  Love it!  If you are on Twitter, add Celebrity Royale!  The following celebs decided to make their feelings known on Twitter:

Demi Moore wrote on Twitter: And in the words of Sam to Molly. “It’s amazing Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.”I love and will miss you Patrick.

John Mayer wrote: Taylor Swift is a self-proclaimed genius visionary that has changed the face of hip hop forever.

Jessica Simpson wrote: My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!

Lauren Conrad wrote: Watching “Up” in my hotel room. Why is the beginning so sad??

Cash Warren wrote: Thanks for all the classics. RIP P Swayze. most popular I’ve ever been was the night I gave Roadhouse dvds away as party favors…cheers

Kendra Wilkinson wrote: on way back to hubby n babies! ready to play some classical music for lil hank on the plane!!

Hugh Jackman wrote: Just met with Mexico’s President Felipe Calderon and First Lady Margarita. They were both incredibly interesting, warm and inviting.

Kourtney Kardashian wrote: Great productive day! Went for a jog, meetings, store buying, looked at baby furniture with mom and little sisters. Family dinner time!

Denise Richards wrote: please pray for Patrick Swayze’s wife and family, what a tragic loss..

Ryan Gosling wrote: When chewing gum, I try to stay away from spearmint. It sounds pointy.

Giuliana Rancic wrote: At JFK in security line. 4am wake up calls r never fun. Gotta get back to tape special 1 hour E! News. LA…here I come!!!

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I have decided to add something new to Celebrity Royale!  I have decided to pick tweets from certain celebrity Twitter accounts and share them with you!  If you are on Twitter, add Celebrity Royale!   

Holly Madison wrote on Twitter: but i won’t sleep b4 telling @johnnykatz that i love Luv-It Custard. we must gp there 2gether

Miley Cyrus wrote: Spending time with Jesus.

Khloe Kardashian wrote: sooo for those of you thats up and cant sleep. What should we do?

Aubrey O’Day wrote: Don’t get caught up in the chaos of life, remember that you are as happy as you make your mind up to be!

Sarah Silverman wrote: If you ask me I think that date rape pill does more harm than good.

Brody Jenner wrote: Hard to see but those are all American flags… Crazy

Taylor Swift wrote: Caitlin just learned the valuable life lesson that motion censor sinks are awesome until you want to put your purse down in the sink. Kids..

John Mayer wrote: Jay-Z is better at soundcheck than most artists are during their show.

Sara Jean Underwood wrote: Goooozle chop!!!!!

Lauren Conrad wrote: …Is this when I start calling friends and asking if i can come over and take a shower? Awkward.

Adam Levine wrote: Continent hoppping is getting the best of me. I THINK I’m awake. I THINK the carpet is yelling at me.

NeNe Leakes wrote: Waking up n Cali! It’s finally time 2 pack my stuff 4 my trip home 2 the A! Yeah babe

Hugh Hefner wrote: It’s 9:15 & the girls and I are on the way to the airport for our flight to Toronto.

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Audrina Patridge poses for the October 2009 issue of Maxim.  Hot Damn…she looks awesome!  I know they had to do some airbrushing, but I’m guessing it wasn’t much!  She really does have an awesome body!

In the magazine, Audrina talks about the new movie she’s in, her last season on ‘The Hills’, her NEW show, and dishes about her friends.

On Her New Movie, Sorority Row:

“I play a sorority girl who gets cheated on. And if you cheat on one Theta Pi, you cheat on all Theta Pis, so me and the other sisters decide to pull a prank on my boyfriend - which does not go according to plan. It’s very gory, but it also has a lot  of comedy, so when you’re not getting scared and jumping, you’re laughing.”

Is This Really Going To Be Her Last Season On ‘The Hills“:

“You know, it’s just something that I felt inside. I’m an adult now, and I don’t need all the petty drama and drinking and fighting. I’ve done that, and I’m ready to move on.”

Tell Us About ‘The Audrina Show’:

“The producer is Mark Burnett, who executive-produced Survivor. It’s a behind-the-scenes look at my life in L.A.—the movies and shoots and parties. It’s not as glamorous as it appears, plus it’ll actually feature people I know. It’s, like, real.”

What Is The Wackiest Thing You’ve Heard About Yourself?:

“That I have chin implants, cheek implants, a nose job … God, everything,” she tells October’s Maxim. (For the record, she never denies getting plastic surgery).”

On The Rumors About Her Love Life:

“I took my brother out one night, and he was my boyfriend the next day,” says reality star, 24, who is back on with Australian BMX rider Corey Bohan. “I went out with a cousin another night, then he was my boyfriend. Someone also said I was pregnant with somebody’s love child. I was like, ‘Do I look pregnant?’”

What About Lauren Conrad And Heidi Montag?:

“I barely talk to Lauren,” she says of Conrad, who left the show last season. “We’ll text every now and then, but that’s about it.”

“Heidi, um, keeps asking me to go to Bible study with her,” she says

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These celebrities could be TWINS!  Ok…maybe not twins, but they could be related!  I have a top 15 list of celebrities that bear a very close resemblance to each other.

15. Billy Idol & Pink  (could be brother and sister)

14. Dita Von Teese & Evan Rachel Wood (look alike and go after the same men)

13. Lauren Conrad & Christine Taylor (I wonder if Ben Stiller would agree?)

12. Mila Kunis & Vanessa Hudgens (wow…they could be sisters)

11. Jessica Alba & Marlene Favela (Cash Warren probably wouldn’t be able to tell these beauties apart)

10. Christina Aguilera & Julianne Hough (Julianne could be Christina’s lil sis!)

9. Mark McGrath & Ethan Hawke (these two love the scruffy look)

8. Erika Christensen & Julia Stiles (whatever happened to these two?)

7. Angelina Jolie & Megan Fox (Megan wants to be Angelina soooo bad)

6. Portia de Rossi & Drea de Matteo (wow….if they had the same hair color, it would be hard to tell them apart)

5. Zach Braff & Raffaello Follieri (Look alike and I heard they both treat women like crap)

4. Roselyn Sanchez & Nicole Scherzinger (They could be TWINS!)

3. Jeffrey Dean Morgan & Javier Bardem (umm…I am guessing they have the same mother)

2. America Ferrera & Jordin Sparks (I bet people confuse these two alllll the time)

1. Brooke Hogan & Jennifer McDaniel (Hulk Hogan’s daughter and girlfriend look exactly alike…ewww!)

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Today is Lauren Conrad’s 23rd Birthday!  Happy Birthday Lauren!

Lauren became a loved reality star in 2004 when she appeared on Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County.  She then became an even bigger hit when she started her own reality show called The Hills!  Lauren has used her reality show fame to get her a gig as a ”fashion designer.”  Her clothes don’t really appeal to me, but at least she is trying to do something real with her life! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN CONRAD! 

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Audrina Patridge may not want to be on The Hills forever as L.C.’s little buddy.  After Audrina and Lauren Conrad had a serious falling out, Audrina has been thinking about her own future. 

“It would be really fun to have my own TV show!”

Audrina, 23, has been receiving offers for her own show, but she hasn’t locked into anything yet.  She is currently working on a film called Sorority Row with Rumer Willis.  She would really like to branch out of the reality show world and into films.

“I want to focus on acting and reading scripts and playing characters.”

Well, from what I heard, Audrina sucked on Saturday Night Live.  So, I doubt she will be winning any awards for her “acting” skills anytime soon.

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1. Which supposedly clean-cut Wag has a white powder habit she can’t shake? She’s forever nipping into the ladies on nights out for a quick fix…
2. Lunch break for the crew on The Hills allows this drug dealer to make his way unnoticed into the house of one of the male stars of the show. Oh, and he comes over everyday. Sometimes more than once a day. OK, he also takes care of one of the female stars as well, but the male star passes it along to her.

My thoughts: Ok…I think #1 is Victoria Beckham.  She has lost weight over the years, and how the hell does she stay super thin?!?  By the way, for those of you who don’t know, a wag is an acronym used by the British tabloid press to describe Wives And Girlfriends of the England National Football team.  Victoria is overly clean cut.  The only other person I think it could be is Cheryl Cole.  She is a singer in the girls group, Girls Aloud.  Cheryl is also married to Ashley Cole, a football player in England.  She has more of a bad girl rep than Victoria though.

As for #2, I am not so sure it is Spencer and Heidi.  Everyone would assume it was Spencer, since he is like the main guy on the show.  They also shoot regularly at his house, but wouldn’t the blind item say something more about it being a co-owned house?  Heidi and Spencer live together.  So, I doubt if it was Heidi and Spencer.  Perhaps, Spencer obtains the drugs and gives some to his sister.  That could be reaching though.  Everyone knows Stephanie used to be into drugs heavily, so I doubt Spencer would provide drugs for her.  It is probably Brody.  He probably provides drugs for Lauren and her friends.  That makes more sense to me.  Brody does hang out with that new dude of Lauren’s, and I already pointed him out as a coke user.  Hell, I think everyone on The Hills does drugs (except maybe Whitney).

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Why did Heidi Montag think THIS was a good idea?!

I posted a couple of shots of Heidi Montag filming the music video for her next single “Overdosin.”  Umm…perhaps she is overdosin on some heavy drugs, because this look is so stupid!  Heidi is cute, so why the hell would she do this to herself?!  I’m sure it was her idea too!

BTW: Did anyone watch The Hills last night?  Why do people continue the Heidi and Spencer drama?  Get the hell over it.  Lauren (L.C.) is such a brat.  They all need to just kiss and make up.  Why can’t these people get along?  Lauren hates Heidi, Lo hates Audrina, and Spencer hates his sister, Stephanie.  Sooooo stupid!  These people need to mature and get over their issues.  Side note: Is Lauren’s new dude a coke head?  Why does he rub his nose all the time?

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