29 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Audrina Patridge, Brody Jenner, Heidi Montag, Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, Lo Bosworth, MTV, Spencer Pratt, The Hills

Well, this will depress you!
Kristin Cavallari makes more than YOU! And worse than that…LO Bosworth makes more than YOU! Pathetic!
The Hills is returning tonight! However, Lauren Conrad won’t be returning and in her place will be the infamous Kristin Cavallari! I think Kristin will actually make the show better. Lauren was boring. What is really sad about this scripted show is the income these actors get! I mean it is pathetic! Here we are in a depressing economy, people are getting laid-off left and right, and some MTV idiot decided to pay these kids a boat load to do some bad acting on a “reality” show! That is just SAD! Nobody should watch this … just on principle!
I mean … these kids didn’t even go to college, and they are making more than CEO’s right now! They don’t even have any skills!
Lauren Conrad - $125,000 per episode (her contract also stated that nobody on The Hills could make more than her)
Kristin Cavallari - $90,000 per episode
Heidi Montag - $100,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge - $100,000 per episode
Lo Bosworth - $100,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt - $65,000 per episode
Brody Jenner - $45,000 per episode
I mean are they seriously worth all of this?! I’m gonna say…NO! Just think…they do approximately 20 epidsodes per year. That’s gross! I think I could do some scripted work for half of what they pay those kids! Call me, MTV!
14 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Kristin Cavallari, MTV

Kristin Cavallari showed up at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards yesterday looking pretty damn hot!
I LOVE her silver mini-dress! The black shoes are hot, and the sleek hair looks awesome!
What thinks you of the reality star?!
09 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Kristin Cavallari
This is BIG NEWS!
John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari are DATING! What is even more interesting…the couple have been together for almost two years! Apparently, these two have been hooking up on and off for two years! So, this means he was cheating on Jennifer Aniston and perhaps Jessica Simpson too!
SCANDAL!
Last week, Page Six printed this blind item:
Which womanizing crooner has been dating a reality TV starlet for more than two years, putting her up in hotels wherever he travels for shows.
Janet Charlton revealed two days ago that John and Kristin were the couple being talked about! Apparently, the couple hooks up at a mutual friends house. Kristin was hesitant about dating John because she didn’t want to be added to the long list of his conquests; however, they were both dating other people on and off. Recently, their “friends with benefits” relationship has evolved, and they are considering going public with their relationship.
Interesting…
01 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Anna Faris, Beyonce, Bridget Marquardt, Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, Denise Richards, Fergie, Hayden Panettiere, Heidi Montag, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kim Kardashian, Kristin Cavallari, Paris Hilton, Playboy, Rihanna, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, Tara Reid, Tori Spelling, Victoria Silvstedt

These 10 hot celebrities have awesome bikini bodies!
They were chosen not only for their smokin’ hot bodies, but because they are healthy celebrities!! These celebrities work out, eat right, and have to watch their weight! None of these celebrities are super, scary thin, and I think that makes them look much better! I think we have all had enough with pencil thin celebrities like Paris Hilton, Tori Spelling, and Tara Reid. Real women don’t look like that!
10. Bridget Marquardt: At age 35, Bridget looks GREAT! She works out, and she doesn’t deprive herself of the foods she loves!

9. Scarlett Johansson: At age 24, Scarlett looks hot! She hasn’t given into the pressures of Hollywood, and she has remained a perfect weight! I’m sure her hubby, Ryan Reynolds, thinks so too!

8. Hayden Panettiere: This 20-year-old has a GREAT body. Hayden has been acting since she was 5-years-old, and so far she hasn’t gone the anorexic/plastic surgery route (we have to applaud)!

7. Britney Spears: At age 27, Britney has had a weight battle and lived the unhealthy lifestyle celebrity can offer. However, Brit Brit is back to looking healthy! She is working out and staying in shape for her tours.

6. Kourtney Kardashian: Kourtney, 30, has an outstanding body! Even though all the Kardashians look great, Kourtney gets our vote since she is the oldest! Kourtney, now preggers, won’t be rockin her bikini body anytime soon, but I’m sure she will be back to her pre-pregnancy shape after she gives birth this December!

5. Victoria Silvstedt: Silvstedt, 34, looks awesome for her age! This Swedish model and once Playboy Playmate of the Year stays in shape by working out and eating a healthy diet! She also claims she keeps her legs looking great by simply wearing high heels for 12 hours a day!

4. Kristen Cavallari: What I love about this 22-year-old reality star is she keeps it real! Cavallari works out and eats healthy to maintain her figure. You don’t see her rushing to the plastic surgeon for breast implants and changing her look (umm like *cough*Heidi Montag*cough*)!

3. Rihanna: WOW! Rihanna has an AWESOME body! Rihanna, 21, has confessed to having a personal trainer and says she does a lot of cardio. She also sticks to a strick diet, but she doesn’t deprive herself of anything.

2. Carmen Electra: Electra is 37-years-old and looks fabulous! Electra confesses to eating a lot of protein, doing cardio strip tease, and yoga to stay in shape. Her weight goes up-and-down, but she always looks great!

1. Fergie: The BEST Bikini body, by far, has to be 34-year-old Fergie!! Fergie stays bikini bod ready by working out with her personal trainer even when she is on tour. She also sticks to a strick diet and burns a lot of calories while on stage!

Of course, not everyone could make the list! I’m sure we missed some of your favorites; however, we would like to give Honorable Mention to a few celebs!
Honorable Mention: Beyonce, Anna Faris, Denise Richards, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, and Jennifer Love Hewitt

Apparently, Kristin Cavallari is working on a movie! I believe this movie is called Green Flash. The movie is about beach volleyball? Sounds lame!! I guess Cavallari is going to play the dumb, hot girl in the bikini. Hmmm..
What I can’t get over…is Kristin Cavallari and I have the same damn bikini. MUST…GO…BURN…BIKINI!