Kate Hudson is HOT, and her son, Ryder Robinson, is the cutest little gentleman ever!

Kate was posing for pictures in NY, while her son was holding her flowers.  I hope these photos put those pregnancy rumors to rest.  She is just stunning! 

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Apparently working out is not the only way this former A Lister has for losing weight.  During a Fashion Week event in the past two days, our actress, on her own for the first time in awhile decided to prove that she can snort more coke than even Elton John.  Whatever was placed in front of her, she hoovered right up.  She is not much for sharing though.  When someone tried to bend over for a little bit, she told them to find their own.

My thoughts: A lot of people are guessing Kate Hudson for this one, but I somewhat disagree.  If she is or was ever considered A Lister, she never really lost her title. She has been only increasing the amount of movies she is in. Plus, Kate has always been thin except when she gained her baby weight.  She lost that quickly though.  My guess is Jennifer Lopez.  Everyone has been talking about her dramatic weight loss since the birth of her twins.  Plus, she was seen without her husband, Marc Anthony, for the first time in like FOREVER!  Also, Jennifer has a hard time losing weight.  She has those thunder thighs that just won’t quit, so she probably feels she had to do something else a little extra to give her a boost.  J.Lo loves the spot light…her ass doesn’t want to be fat.  I guarantee she will do anything to lose that weight!

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Dane Cook apparently hates the new poster for his upcoming movie, “My Best Friend’s Girl.”  He was so bent out of shape about the poster, he had to blog about it.  You HAVE to read it.  I love Dane Cook.  He is hilarious.  Dane posted the following:

“Dear DiaryBefore the downpour let me just say that my new movie, “My Best Friends Girl,” is the best / funniest film I’ve done yet. It’s got a terrific cast. Kate Hudson, Alec Baldwin, Jason Biggs, and myself really kicked the funny around. This movie showcases our talents accordingly as it expands on them. It’s a fun R-rated flick. An edgy comedy with a dash of romance.

That being said, let me address the fact that although I’m not a marketing major, I have a bit of a trusted reputation after 18 years self promoting. I’d like to inform you I had no say in this marketing campaign, but if I did, things would be different since it is obvious that this poster is boring / odd and has zero to do with the movie I performed in.

Here are a few things that truly blow about my upcoming movie poster to promote the release of the film opening on September 19th:

1. Graphics:
Whoever photoshopped our poster must have done so at taser point with
3 minutes to fulfill their hostage takers deranged obligations. They should have called Donnie Hoyle and had him give a tutorial using “You Suck at Photoshop” templates. This is so glossy it makes Entertainment Weekly look wooden.

2. My head:
The left side of my face seems to be melting off of my skull. I guess I am looking directly into the Ark of the Covenant? Are they going for the bells palsy thing here? My left side looks like Brittany Spears’ vagina.

3. The Stare.
My character apparently has fallen in love with a strand of Kate Hudsons hair. Kate’s mannequin is desperately in love with the inside of my right ear while Jason is half stunned, half corsage.

4. Lips:
It looks like I’m wearing Maybelline Water Shine Diamonds Liquid Lipstick. My characters name is now Winter Solstice and I’m a hooker with a heart of gold. Jason is my floral carrying pimp, while Kate is my first trick!

5. Fashion:
My character is sporting a very high collar I mean damn they should be snow capped at that altitude. It’s going for the vampire lurking in the castle basement vibe. An Olympic pole vaulter would have a tough go clearing that collar. I’m also able to turn my head comfortably 180 degrees, because I was raised in an abandoned barn by a family of owls.

6. Flesh:
It’s no secret that I’m more rugged facially due to a drunken visit by the teen acne fairy, but according to this poster I’ve got perfect porcelain flesh. I look like the fuckin’ bathroom floor at Caesars Palace. One of Marie Osmond’s dolls would look at me and say “shit … that guys got flawless skin!”

7. Hair:
It’s actually a close up shot of Tom Sellecks Magnum P.I. mustache they photo-slapped on my noggin’.

8. The set:
Pick one. This entire film takes place:

A. on Gattaca
B. at the Fortress of Solitude
C. inside a crystal wind chime

9. The cast:
Alec Baldwin is so fucking funny in this movie! Is he on the poster? I think so. He plays the wise talking plant Jason is clutching.

10. Final thoughts:
I set out to make a movie like the contemporary men and women, that you and I respect, are making. My generation of comedians, actors, directors and producers that I wish to collaborate with as I build a solid body of work.

Granted, one poster stinking up the joint isn’t the end of the world. Yet it sends the wrong message about our movie and I just wanted you to know, that I feel the pain. I really love the film and I know from past missteps marketing wise that the wrong poster sends the wrong audience into the theater.

Thanks again for all of your support. If you have not seen the red band trailer (which is excellent and represents the flick accordingly) click on the link at the top of this page.

PS - “Its funny what love can make you do.” I just threw up all over this awful poster.
Wow, wait … it looks better.

Hey … I love my new movie. Jeez … it IS funny what love can make you do.”

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Kate Hudson has always been able to bring her son to work with her.  Let’s all face it…she is just super lucky!  Not only is she beautiful and talented, she gets serious perks!   However, the actress doesn’t understand how other working mothers do it!  She can’t imagine being able to go to work and not have care for her child there.  Kate, being the super caring person she is, wishes that big businesses would start providing in-house daycare so mothers will not have to leave their children behind when they go to work.

“I’m so lucky to have care for my child at work. It’s hard when you have kids and you’re working. I want to go to every big corporation and say, ‘You must have daycare!’.

“When I go to work I get to bring my son, but not all working mothers do, and I don’t know how they do it.”

Kate Hudson has a great idea there, but I don’t think it will happen.

BTW: Kate and Lance Armstrong have broken things off.  Apparently, the long distance relationship thing didn’t work for them.

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From Ms. Royale’s Royal Court-Celebrities and Their Issues! 

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Have Phone Sex?!?!  Click Here!

Owen Wilson Cheats On Kate Hudson?!? Click Here!

Lindsay Lohan Looks Into “Labor Pains!!” Click Here!

Katherine Heigl Wants Off Grey’s Anatomy! Click Here!

Nick Hogan is going to court tomorrow! Click Here!

How Seal proposed to Heidi Klum! Click Here!

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Kate Hudson was in Boston yesterday shooting the romantic-comedy “Bride Wars.”  Those are the only damn movies she is in nowadays … romantic comedies!  Ugh…do something else KATE!

Anyways….Kate has blue hair in this movie!  Surprisingly, it doesn’t look that bad on her!  She is so cute, it doesn’t matter what color her hair is.  I wonder if Owen Wilson will like it?!?!

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Kate and Dane are together in Boston …. just for movie purposes though!

Kate Hudson and Dane Cook are filming their new movie, Bachelor No. 2, in Boston. This is going to be another romantic comedy …blah blah blah. However, Hudson seems to do very well in those movies. And…Cook is very easy on the eyes (not to mention very funny and charming). This movie could actually do well! Now…just wait till the Hudson and Cook love rumors start up! I give it 3 weeks!

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