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Lil’ Mama Pulls A Kanye!

14 Sep

Posted by Ms Royale as Alicia Keys, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Lil' Mama, MTV, Taylor Swift

Lil’ Mama VMA’s

What the hell was going on with security last night at the MTV VMA’s?! Apparently, anyone could just run up on stage!

Not only did Kanye West run up onstage and ruin Taylor Swift’s moment, Lil’ Mama ran up while Jay-Z and Alicia Keys were performing. It was at the very end of the performance but still it was annoying!

Lil’ Mama (ummm who is that anyway) ran up on stage and started dancing around Jay-Z. He tried to shoo her away, but she ignored the hint. She even struck a pose at the end with Jay-Z and Alicia. She basically looked retarded. Again, who is this person?

Next year, I’m going to the VMA’s! I’ll get on stage and become a big hit! I hope Kanye wins something next year…so I can steal his moment and throw shit on him while he’s up there giving out “thank you’s.” Ohh… I guess shit isn’t a very good idea…it would just blend in with him. I will think of something though…I have a whole year to figure it out! Hmmm… I doubt he will win anything anyway…

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Kanye West Wants You To Know He Is Not On Twitter!

13 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Kanye West

Kanye West

Ok…so… Kayne West apparently doesn’t have a Twitter account, and he is sick of people pretending to be him on Twitter! He posted the following:

I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!

Wow…about a 9 on the tension scale! He needs to chill out…I doubt his CAPS LOCK KEY is louder than anyone elses! Kanye must be on drugs, because he lets the dumbest things get to him.