11 Dec
Posted by Ms Royale as Audrina Patridge, Brody Jenner, Heidi Montag, Justin Bobby, Lauren Conrad, Spencer Pratt, The Hills

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, stars from The Hills, have surprisingly called off their wedding! This is such a SHOCK!! NOT! I don’t think anyone really cares…nor do I think anyone really thought they were going to actually get married in the first place. So..whatever! I am sure this is just to spice things up for the next season of The Hills! That show is so fake…but I still LOVE IT! I think a great story line would be Lauren Conrad hooking up with Spencer! Or maybe Audrina and Brody getting it on!! Or Justin Bobby getting shot!! I could totally be a writer for that show!!!!
09 Nov
Posted by Ms Royale as Audrina Patridge, Justin Bobby, The Hils

Audrina Patridge, from “The Hills”, must have really broken up with that loser Justin Bobby because she was seen out with someone other than his ugly ass!
Audrina told UsWeekly:
“I caught him doing something he shouldn’t have been doing and it was just the last straw.”
”It was one of the hardest nights ever I’ve had to deal with. And it was on camera too.”
I guess Justin Bobby made out with some other girl. Justin Bobby…not faithful?!?! I can’t believe it!! He didn’t give a shit about Audrina!
29 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Audrina Patridge, Justin Bobby

Audrina Patridge, star from “The Hills,” almost pulled a Britney!!! Audrina better sober up before she flashes her sh*t all over town. Good thing she has sense to wear panties….nobody wants to see what Justin Bobby has been beatin up!
By the way, where the hell are the cops?? She is sitting on Justin Bobby’s lap in a BMW!! I am pretty sure that is illegal! And whoever the driver is…..pretty sure they are drunk!