Twitter bird

Celebrities on Twitter!  Love it!  If you are on Twitter, add Celebrity Royale!  The following celebs decided to make their feelings known on Twitter:

Demi Moore wrote on Twitter: And in the words of Sam to Molly. “It’s amazing Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.”I love and will miss you Patrick.

John Mayer wrote: Taylor Swift is a self-proclaimed genius visionary that has changed the face of hip hop forever.

Jessica Simpson wrote: My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!

Lauren Conrad wrote: Watching “Up” in my hotel room. Why is the beginning so sad?? :-(

Cash Warren wrote: Thanks for all the classics. RIP P Swayze. most popular I’ve ever been was the night I gave Roadhouse dvds away as party favors…cheers

Kendra Wilkinson wrote: on way back to hubby n babies! ready to play some classical music for lil hank on the plane!! :D

Hugh Jackman wrote: Just met with Mexico’s President Felipe Calderon and First Lady Margarita. They were both incredibly interesting, warm and inviting.

Kourtney Kardashian wrote: Great productive day! Went for a jog, meetings, store buying, looked at baby furniture with mom and little sisters. Family dinner time!

Denise Richards wrote: please pray for Patrick Swayze’s wife and family, what a tragic loss..

Ryan Gosling wrote: When chewing gum, I try to stay away from spearmint. It sounds pointy.

Giuliana Rancic wrote: At JFK in security line. 4am wake up calls r never fun. Gotta get back to tape special 1 hour E! News. LA…here I come!!!

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 twitter bird

Celebrities on Twitter!  Love it!  If you are on Twitter, add Celebrity Royale!  The following celebs decided to make their feelings known on Twitter:

Jenna Jameson wrote on Twitter: im starting to just pity kanye

Holly Madison wrote: I love Vegas cab drivers! they NEVER fail to make me smile!!!!

Kelly Pickler wrote: Tator Tot, you handled yourself with Grace. Kanye, go grow some f-ing balls bitch! don’t mess w/my lil sis!!********************************

Rainn Wilson wrote: Got a yeast infection from trying to shove an English Muffin into my Urethra. Serves me right.

Pink wrote: Beyonce is a classy lady.I feel for her, too.Its not her fault at all, and her and taylor did their thing. And douche bag got kicked out. HA

John Mayer wrote: Big love to my girl @taylorswift13. A class act.

Paris Hilton wrote: Boarding the plane back to La La Land. :)

Kelly Osbourne wrote: i just cant get over what KanyeWest did to TaylorSwift it was so mean but it made me love her even more she is a classy lady

Ryan Seacrest wrote: New Kanye- “I feel like Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents. That was Taylor’s moment. I had no right to take from her. Im truly sorry.”‬‪ kw

Katie Cassidy wrote: After a long morning I’m gonna rest for a bit watching Lady and the Tramp! Disney lover here…

Travis Barker wrote: Playin’ Bakersfield tonight and then home to my little humans for a day off, can’t wait.

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Twitter bird 

I have decided to add something new to Celebrity Royale!  I have decided to pick tweets from certain celebrity Twitter accounts and share them with you!  If you are on Twitter, add Celebrity Royale!   

Holly Madison wrote on Twitter: but i won’t sleep b4 telling @johnnykatz that i love Luv-It Custard. we must gp there 2gether

Miley Cyrus wrote: Spending time with Jesus.

Khloe Kardashian wrote: sooo for those of you thats up and cant sleep. What should we do?

Aubrey O’Day wrote: Don’t get caught up in the chaos of life, remember that you are as happy as you make your mind up to be!

Sarah Silverman wrote: If you ask me I think that date rape pill does more harm than good.

Brody Jenner wrote: Hard to see but those are all American flags… Crazy

Taylor Swift wrote: Caitlin just learned the valuable life lesson that motion censor sinks are awesome until you want to put your purse down in the sink. Kids..

John Mayer wrote: Jay-Z is better at soundcheck than most artists are during their show.

Sara Jean Underwood wrote: Goooozle chop!!!!!

Lauren Conrad wrote: …Is this when I start calling friends and asking if i can come over and take a shower? Awkward.

Adam Levine wrote: Continent hoppping is getting the best of me. I THINK I’m awake. I THINK the carpet is yelling at me.

NeNe Leakes wrote: Waking up n Cali! It’s finally time 2 pack my stuff 4 my trip home 2 the A! Yeah babe

Hugh Hefner wrote: It’s 9:15 & the girls and I are on the way to the airport for our flight to Toronto.

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Kristin Cavallari John Mayer 

This is BIG NEWS!

John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari are DATING!  What is even more interesting…the couple have been together for almost two years!  Apparently, these two have been hooking up on and off for two years!  So, this means he was cheating on Jennifer Aniston and perhaps Jessica Simpson too! 

SCANDAL!

Last week, Page Six printed this blind item:

Which womanizing crooner has been dating a reality TV starlet for more than two years, putting her up in hotels wherever he travels for shows.

Janet Charlton revealed two days ago that John and Kristin were the couple being talked about!  Apparently, the couple hooks up at a mutual friends house.  Kristin was hesitant about dating John because she didn’t want to be added to the long list of his conquests; however, they were both dating other people on and off.  Recently, their “friends with benefits” relationship has evolved, and they are considering going public with their relationship.   

Interesting…

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 Jennifer Aniston Bradley Cooper

Leading online dating websites Date.com, Matchmaker.com, and Amor.com have polled their members to see who they think are the sexiest singles of the Summer of 2009.  With no surprise, 95% of members thought Jennifer Aniston was the hottest female, while 98% thought Bradley Cooper was the hottest male!  So, how did everyone else stack up??

Who is Summer 2009’s sexiest single?

Women

  1. Jennifer Anison: 95.0%
  2. Bar Rafaeli: 72.5 %
  3. Denise Richards: 69.8%
  4. Britney Spears: 56.2%
  5. Rihanna: 47.4%
  6. Janet Jackson: 42.7%
  7. Lindsay Lohan: 38.5%
  8. Madonna: 33.1%
  9. Vanessa Minnillo: 15.2%
  10. Kate Gosselin: 2.4%

Men

  1. Bradley Cooper: 98.0%
  2. Robert Pattinson: 90.7%
  3. Simon Cowell: 86.4%
  4. Leonardo DiCaprio: 82.8%
  5. Gerard Butler: 75.5%
  6. John Mayer: 63.9%
  7. Kayne West: 45.3%
  8. Nick Lachey: 32.4%
  9. Chace Crawford: 12.0%
  10. Jon Gosselin: 0.0%

Madonna got 33%…really?! Really?!  I would have believed 3%!  And…Simon Cowell got 86.4%…REALLY?!  He got a better score than Nick Lachey and Leonardo DiCaprio?!  What is wrong with ladies these days.  I guess the problem is…they polled these dating sites!  If you have resulted to a dating site to find someone, perhaps your hot-o-meter is off!  That is all I can think of!

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Jennifer Aniston

I HOPE this isn’t true!!!  OK! Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is going to be marrying John (ugly faces) MayerOK! is claiming they have exclusive details regarding Aniston’s dream wedding to Mayer.  eewwwww!!

The wedding is reportedly already in the works!  A source said, “She’s at an age where she is thinking with her head not just her heart. No way would she still be with anyone if marriage wasn’t a real option. She doesn’t want anything elaborate or showy.”

OMG…this must mean Jennifer is on crack!!  The only other explanation is …she hasn’t seen John perform.  He would make any decent girl vomit.  Mr. Ugly Faces has talent, but he goes about it in such an ugly way.

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Jessica simpson

The woman in the ugly white dress just got dumped!! (laughter)

Jessica Simpson was hanging out in L.A. on Sunday all pissed off because her boyfriend, Tony Romo, dumped her ass.   Romo, the Dallas Cowboys Quarterback, probably got sick of Jessica wearing those ugly ass dresses and talking about John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston hooking up.

Jessica just cannot seem to find a man and lock him in!!  She should have kept Nick Lachey when she had him!!  What a stupid girl!

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Jen Aniston John Mayer

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are really getting hot and heavy!!  John came back to Miami to spend some more time with his little Jenny-poo!  Jen and John reunited on the set of “Marley & Me” and apparently started making out immediately.

However, Page Six is claiming that Mayer was caught “canoodling” with a blonde five days ago, and it wasn’t Aniston!!

How does his ugly ass get so much…well…ass?!?!  I don’t get it!!  He is fugly!!  And…have you ever seen him perform…he gets even fuglier (if it’s possible!).  Jen can do much better!!! I mean damn…she did own the rights to Brad Pitt at one time!!!  Don’t sell yourself short girl!!

Jen Aniston John Mayer

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John Mayer hates Jessica Simpson…just like everyone else!  Apparently, she has been stalking him (we knew she was a stalker!!!).  John wrote a blog asking an ex to stop contacting him; however, we (the public?) shouldn’t read into the message on a personal level!! OH PLEASE!!!  John Mayer knows everyone is gonna read into it!!  That’s why he did it!   He wrote the following….

I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such… Don’t read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)… I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be.Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying. I hope this is enough closure for you.

Goodbye.
P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.

 Oh…you know its Jessica!!!  Especially when he says (”Find someone who can put up with you”).  She sucks!!  Bout to be a what?!?!  A GIRL FIGHT!!!

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John Mayer Pulls A Borat!

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John Mayer apparently lost his mind!!  John decided to pull a Borat and wore the Borat green neon onesie on The John Mayer Cruise this past weekend.  He should have shaved it up down there, because I think I just got a little sick!  It’s so nasty when guys have pasty white thighs and black pubes hanging out everywhere!!! GROSS!  It’s just sick!

John Mayer thong

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