Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer: Getting Married?!!??
06 Aug
Posted by Ms Royale as Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
I HOPE this isn’t true!!! OK! Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is going to be marrying John (ugly faces) Mayer. OK! is claiming they have exclusive details regarding Aniston’s dream wedding to Mayer. eewwwww!!
The wedding is reportedly already in the works! A source said, “She’s at an age where she is thinking with her head not just her heart. No way would she still be with anyone if marriage wasn’t a real option. She doesn’t want anything elaborate or showy.”
OMG…this must mean Jennifer is on crack!! The only other explanation is …she hasn’t seen John perform. He would make any decent girl vomit. Mr. Ugly Faces has talent, but he goes about it in such an ugly way.
Jessica Simpson Dumped By Tony Romo!
13 May
Posted by Ms Royale as Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Nich Lachey, Tony Romo
The woman in the ugly white dress just got dumped!! (laughter)
Jessica Simpson was hanging out in L.A. on Sunday all pissed off because her boyfriend, Tony Romo, dumped her ass. Romo, the Dallas Cowboys Quarterback, probably got sick of Jessica wearing those ugly ass dresses and talking about John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston hooking up.
Jessica just cannot seem to find a man and lock him in!! She should have kept Nick Lachey when she had him!! What a stupid girl!
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer: Reunited In Miami!
12 May
Posted by Ms Royale as Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are really getting hot and heavy!! John came back to Miami to spend some more time with his little Jenny-poo! Jen and John reunited on the set of “Marley & Me” and apparently started making out immediately.
However, Page Six is claiming that Mayer was caught “canoodling” with a blonde five days ago, and it wasn’t Aniston!!
How does his ugly ass get so much…well…ass?!?! I don’t get it!! He is fugly!! And…have you ever seen him perform…he gets even fuglier (if it’s possible!). Jen can do much better!!! I mean damn…she did own the rights to Brad Pitt at one time!!! Don’t sell yourself short girl!!
John Mayer Hates Jessica Simpson Enough To Blog About Her!
08 Mar
Posted by Ms Royale as Jessica Simpson, John Mayer
John Mayer hates Jessica Simpson…just like everyone else! Apparently, she has been stalking him (we knew she was a stalker!!!). John wrote a blog asking an ex to stop contacting him; however, we (the public?) shouldn’t read into the message on a personal level!! OH PLEASE!!! John Mayer knows everyone is gonna read into it!! That’s why he did it! He wrote the following….
I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such… Don’t read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)… I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be.Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying. I hope this is enough closure for you.Goodbye.
P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.
Oh…you know its Jessica!!! Especially when he says (”Find someone who can put up with you”). She sucks!! Bout to be a what?!?! A GIRL FIGHT!!!
John Mayer apparently lost his mind!! John decided to pull a Borat and wore the Borat green neon onesie on The John Mayer Cruise this past weekend. He should have shaved it up down there, because I think I just got a little sick! It’s so nasty when guys have pasty white thighs and black pubes hanging out everywhere!!! GROSS! It’s just sick!
Jessica Simpson and Orlando Bloom: Couple Alert!
12 Oct
Posted by Ms Royale as Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Nick Lachey, Orlando Bloom
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