Jessica Simpson is bitter.  Why??  Because her life sucks…she sucks…and her sister sucks!  I guess I would be bitter too! 

Jessica took to her Twitter to bitch about her sister sucking so bad.  Jessica wrote:

“CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.”

Yeah…Melrose Place is doing just fine without Ashlee.  Ya see…producers of the show realize they made a HORRIBLE mistake when they hired Ashlee, so they just tried to make it better by getting rid of her! 

Sources say that Ashlee Simpson was FIRED from Melrose Place because she was “embarrassingly bad!”  Some even said she was the worst actress, but nobody would tell her.  I agree with that!

Ashlee apparently doesn’t want to go back to singing because (1) she can’t really sing and (2) she doesn’t want to be away from Jungle Book boy, Bronx Mowgli.  Let’s review: Ashlee sucks at acting…sucks at singing…sucks at being a wife (this I just assume since Pete parties with other girls)!

What the hell is Jessica bitching about?  And…what would Jessica know about good acting or the different between a good script and a bad script?  Jessica was in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous, Blonde Ambition, and Major Movie Star.  Did you see any of those?  Nope…I didn’t think so!  Talk about BAD acting!  The Simpson’s need to give it up….   

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Jessica Simpson is heartbroken over losing her dog, Daisy.

After watching Daisy get snatched up by a coyote and ending the search party, Jessica will surely hit a wall of depression.  In fact, her friends are very concerned about her.  She has basically comes to terms with the fact a coyote killed and ate her lovely dog.  How sad and depressing!  People is reporting:  

“Daisy was perhaps one of the most pampered pets in Hollywood. Simpson fed Daisy steak, not dog food, and referred to herself as “Daisy’s Mommy.” When leaving the house, Simpson left on the air-conditioning for her dog; and when Daisy was sick, Simpson refused visitors so that they wouldn’t wake Daisy. She threw Daisy birthday parties, and when she talked about having a “girls’ night in” with a video, she was talking about herself and Daisy. “Jessica has a very small inner circle,” the friend said. “But she always had Daisy. Daisy gave her unconditional love.”
And, unlike some of the men in her life, the friend added, “Daisy never betrayed her. Daisy was always there for her. This is serious. Jessica’s heart is broken.”

Daisy wasn’t only Jessica’s bestfriend, she was so much more.  The dog had strong opinions on people, called the shots, and took phone calls from her “mom,” Jessica. 

“Whenever she was out at night, Simpson called home and had “someone put Daisy on the phone so she could say goodnight.”
“Daisy ran the household,” the friend said. “If Daisy didn’t like you, you were gone. Sometimes if her regular hair and makeup people weren’t available and Jessica had a sit-in, if Daisy didn’t like them, they wouldn’t be back. Daisy ran the roost.”

I’m not even going to lie…I would be a wreck if that happened to me.  I would find every single coyote in the area and kill it!  How do you even sleep at night knowing your dog was eaten by a nasty coyote?!

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Celebrities on Twitter!  Love it!  If you are on Twitter, add Celebrity Royale!  The following celebs decided to make their feelings known on Twitter:

Demi Moore wrote on Twitter: And in the words of Sam to Molly. “It’s amazing Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.”I love and will miss you Patrick.

John Mayer wrote: Taylor Swift is a self-proclaimed genius visionary that has changed the face of hip hop forever.

Jessica Simpson wrote: My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!

Lauren Conrad wrote: Watching “Up” in my hotel room. Why is the beginning so sad??

Cash Warren wrote: Thanks for all the classics. RIP P Swayze. most popular I’ve ever been was the night I gave Roadhouse dvds away as party favors…cheers

Kendra Wilkinson wrote: on way back to hubby n babies! ready to play some classical music for lil hank on the plane!!

Hugh Jackman wrote: Just met with Mexico’s President Felipe Calderon and First Lady Margarita. They were both incredibly interesting, warm and inviting.

Kourtney Kardashian wrote: Great productive day! Went for a jog, meetings, store buying, looked at baby furniture with mom and little sisters. Family dinner time!

Denise Richards wrote: please pray for Patrick Swayze’s wife and family, what a tragic loss..

Ryan Gosling wrote: When chewing gum, I try to stay away from spearmint. It sounds pointy.

Giuliana Rancic wrote: At JFK in security line. 4am wake up calls r never fun. Gotta get back to tape special 1 hour E! News. LA…here I come!!!

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This is BIG NEWS!

John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari are DATING!  What is even more interesting…the couple have been together for almost two years!  Apparently, these two have been hooking up on and off for two years!  So, this means he was cheating on Jennifer Aniston and perhaps Jessica Simpson too! 

SCANDAL!

Last week, Page Six printed this blind item:

Which womanizing crooner has been dating a reality TV starlet for more than two years, putting her up in hotels wherever he travels for shows.

Janet Charlton revealed two days ago that John and Kristin were the couple being talked about!  Apparently, the couple hooks up at a mutual friends house.  Kristin was hesitant about dating John because she didn’t want to be added to the long list of his conquests; however, they were both dating other people on and off.  Recently, their “friends with benefits” relationship has evolved, and they are considering going public with their relationship.   

Interesting…

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Tony Romo has moved on from his ex-girlfriend, Jessica Simpson!

Rumor on the street is…Romo is hooking up with Chace Crawford’s sister, Candice Crawford.  Candice is a TV sports reporter in Dallas, TX and also a former Miss Missouri. 

Candice, 22, is clearly much hotter and younger than Simpson!  Romo, 29, apparently has a thing for blondes! 

I think this is a CUTE couple!  Candice is a cutie!  I bet….Jessica Simpson will be jealous!!!

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Heidi Montag performed tonight at the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant.  She gave her first live performance “singing” a song from her debut album called “Body Language.”  She performed in black and tan, tight sequined pants and a matching bra.  Unfortunately, her idea of performing was shamelessly lipsynching and doing easy dance moves. 

The performance was very Britney Spears/Jessica Simpson/amateur hour!  Donald Trump could have done better.  Seriously, Trump could have gotten better talent! 

I think Heidi is super cute, but she is NO performer!  She can’t sing live, and she can’t dance.  Sorry Heidi!  She should stick to reality TV!  Spencer made her look like a fool!  You know he talked her into this crap…told her she was GREAT! 

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Jessica Simpson is coming back to reality TV!!  She and a friend are going around the country finding beautiful people and finding out what makes them that way!  Umm…SNORE!  The show will be called Price of Beauty.  I guess Jessica and her crew (a.k.a. her father) created this idea from Jessica’s recent weight issues.  She wants people to see beauty beyond looks! 

Jessica’s involvement in the show has been confirmed; however, no network details have been finalized.  I think the show sounds boring, but Jessica could be a real pro at reality TV.  She has a personality that people just flock to!  Although in this type of show, I doubt she can show her ditzy side which is what people really like.  It is pretty clear that the masses don’t want to hear her sing anymore.  And…she isn’t exactly pin-up girl material anymore.  So…she needs to use her “fame” for something.  She has a HUGE merchandise empire, so she has to stay in the public eye to keep that going.  I think reality TV is all that is left for her.  Give it a go, Jessica!!   

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Can we say… PHOTOSHOP!  Jessica Simpson is on the cover of Vanity Fair, and this has been totally photoshopped!  She is NOT that thin.  Don’t get me wrong…the picture looks GREAT, but it isn’t how she looks!  In VF, Jess also gave an interview where she discusses Nick Lachey and her weight! 

Here are some highlights of what Jessica said:

Jessica on whether Newlyweds caused the demise of her marriage to Nick Lachey: “In all honesty, I believe it did not affect our marriage, Because we enjoyed watching those episodes, and that will always be a time I cherish. It made me understand what marriage is, what love is, what commitment is.”

Jessica on her current relationship with Nick: “I have not spoken to him in years.”

Jessica on her weight being documented by tabloids: “It comes with what I do and I know that every day the media’s going to challenge me, is going to want to bring me down. But I feel like I’m at such a place that I own myself, and it’s authentic. I own that authentic part of myself, and none of those words are harsh enough to make me believe them. I can’t imagine saying some of the things people have said about me about anybody else.”

OMG…would Jessica and Nick get back together so we can see the old Jess!? 

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Jessica Simpson has decided to get deeeeep!  Well…not really, but I think it’s deep for her. 

Anyway, Simpson was recently dropped from her country record label, Sony/BMG Nashville.  Apparently, she wasn’t making that many sales, and her tour with Rascal Flatts was filled with flubbed lyrics.  The Simpson camp denies that she was dropped and say that she was simply never meant to be a permanent part of Sony’s Music City family.  However, if Jessica’s record sales were off the chart, and she had a ton of country fans…I GUARANTEE they wouldn’t have dropped her!  I’m SURE they would have made her a permanent part! 

Jessica Simpson has been getting a lot of crap for being dropped by her label, so she decided to post something special on her fansite.  She wrote this:

Why do we let the sun SET with its beauty, then find ourselves ugly.

Didn’t God, whoever he may be to you, create both? If a sunset is beautiful, then so are we.

Love yourself morning, noon, and night. Sunrise. Sunset.

Xo jess

Whatever!!  I’m just happy she isn’t taking the Brit Brit or Lindsay Lohan route!  She has been through a divorce, dealt with “overweight” issues, and now dropped from her label.  I just hope she doesn’t turn to drugs and alcohol to deal with all of this crap!  I liked the old Jessica…..the one who was with Nick Lachey.  Ya know…the one who sang stupid love songs and belted out catchy pop stuff! 

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Kevin Federline and his girlfriend, Victoria Prince, were seen in Vegas leaving the Venetian. 

Umm….what the hell happened to this individual??  And…who did he eat?  What buffet did Jessica Simpson take his ass to?  I bet Nick Lachey and Britney Spears are somewhere right now thanking GOD they pulled a kermit-the-frog away from Miss Piggy!!

Kevin has never been attractive, but he was crackhead thin.  So, what happened?  Did he turn in the cocaine for pot?  Whatever he and Jessica Simpson have done….perhaps they should share their secret with Lindsay Lohan.  She is in serious need of gaining a couple of pounds.

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