09 Jun
Posted by Ms Royale as Cash Warren, Honor Marie Warren, Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba popped out her baby!! She named her daughter, Honor Marie Warren. Wow! What a dumb name. Cash Warren must be so proud he actually talked Jessica into naming the baby Honor. Jessica told friends that it was an “honor having Cash Warren’s baby.” What a bunch of crap! Man…he really brain washed her!
Whatever the case….congrats Jessica and Cash!
15 May
Posted by Ms Royale as Ashley Tisdale, Charlize Theron, Christina Aguilera, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Longoria Parker, Eva Mendes, Heidi Klum, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Lindsay Lohan, Marisa Miller, Maxim Magazine, Megan Fox, Sarah Michelle Geller, Scarlett Johansson, Victoria's Secret

Maxim Magazine chose Marisa Miller as their hottest woman in 2008!! I am too excited! Marisa is a total babe!! Miller is a Victoria’s Secret Model who just graced the latest cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.
Maxim finally got it right!!! They finally chose a number one who is actually super hot!!! WOOHOO!!! And I LOVE Marisa Miller!! My nail guy thinks I look like her (umm…yeah I don’t think so), but I will totally let him think whatever he wants!
Following Miller on the list are:
#2: Scarlett Johansson (she probably belongs on the list…but #2??)
#3: Jessica Biel (hot…but not that hot..probably top 10 tho)
#4: Eva Longoria Parker (OMG…seriously? Why is she even in the top 10?)
#5: Sarah Michelle Gellar (Who the hell thought of her?!?!)
#6: Elisha Cuthbert (Super cute…very hot…love her!)
#7: Eva Mendes (She should have been higher on the list)
#8: Christina Aguilera (Understandable)
#9: Lindsay Lohan (What? Seriously? Ok…the voters must have freckles! Not top 10 material)
#10: Ashley Tisdale (umm…she is cute in that little girl way…not top 10 material)
I mean damn….Charlize Theron is #11, Megan Fox is #16, Heidi Klum is #33, and Jessica Alba is #34. You are telling me that Lindsay Lohan and hotter than Heidi Klum?!?! Umm…I think not!! And… Ashley Tisdale is hotter than Megan Fox or Charlize Theron!? Ummm…NO! come on Maxim…



Jessica Alba is in the June’s edition of Allure magazine. She is dressed up as Charlie Chaplin, which is just weird. Anywho…she gives a pretty good interview. Here are a couple of quotes from her interview:
Jessica Alba (On Sex Before Marriage): “I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they’re having sex. I don’t think sex is a big deal. I hated the hypocrisy of it. Men can do whatever, and it’s acceptable.”
Jessica Alba (On Her Steamy Public Image): “[Hollywood] always play[s] up your sexuality, because that’s what gets men into the theaters. And I never really gave a shit about all that stuff! It’s nothing to be ashamed of. But it is definitely not what I am about by any means!”
Jessica Alba (On Owning Her Sexuality): “I don’t think I was comfortable with my sexuality until I was an adult, probably, like, 22 – that’s when I stopped apologizing and stopped feeling ashamed. I did the Vagina Monologues in L.A. That made me proud.”
I love the fact that Jessica is very open about her sexuality. She isn’t embarrassed nor does she take it someplace slutty. I like how women now days don’t make sex out to be this big production. At least she isn’t trying to hide the fact that she isn’t a virgin and all this bullshit about waiting till marriage. I hate stars who act like they are sweet, innocent virgins and then end up on the cover of some magazine half naked and look freshly f*cked!!

Here is a picture of Jessica Alba leaving the gym, and as you can see her baby bump is starting to show!! She looks depressed (as usual). There definitely is no pregnancy glow yet. She always looks depressed. Perhaps she should get some medication!! Maybe her and Cash Warren are fighting! I mean shouldn’t she be happy? Jessica is newly engaged and pregnant…shouldn’t she be super happy!?!?!
12 Dec
Posted by Ms Royale as Brad Cafarelli, Cash Warren, Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba,26, is PREGNANT!!!! Rumor has it her on-again off-again boyfriend, Cash Warren, is the father! Brad Cafarelli, her rep, has already confirmed the pregnancy rumors. Cafarelli said:
“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer.”
Jessica and Cash, 28, met on the set of The Fantastic Four and have been dating pretty much ever since then. However, since their relationship began in 2004, they have had rocky times. Hopefully Jessica and Cash can make this work (but they are celebrities - so I doubt it!) Congrats anyways!!
04 Oct
Posted by Ms Royale as Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, Mike Meyers

Justin Timberlake is in Toronto filming his new movie with Jessica Alba and Mike Meyers called “The Love Guru.” Timberlake was seen holding hands with his girlfriend, Jessica Biel, while walking the streets and taking some down time from shooting. Maybe she could have picked a cuter outfit….but it’s whatever! Timberlake and Biel forever!! Love and Hearts!
Don’t get too excited it is a spoof video that Jessica Alba filmed of Dane Cook making love to a penguin. Dane Cook gets freaky and Jessica Alba speaks dirty commentary as if she were the penguin in this sex tape. It is quite entertaining, but then again, quite a lame at the same time. I guess we will all just have to wait for a real Jessica Alba sex tape to come out. Good luck Dane!

The “Good Luck Chuck” premiere was last night in Los Angeles. And you know what they say……once you go black, you never go back! However, let’s hope that is not the case with our beloved Dane Cook! He looks so much better with the brown hair! Anywho-Jessica Alba looks stunning as usual. This movie looks stupid, but I am sure it will do just fine at the box office.