01 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Anna Faris, Beyonce, Bridget Marquardt, Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, Denise Richards, Fergie, Hayden Panettiere, Heidi Montag, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kim Kardashian, Kristin Cavallari, Paris Hilton, Playboy, Rihanna, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, Tara Reid, Tori Spelling, Victoria Silvstedt

These 10 hot celebrities have awesome bikini bodies!
They were chosen not only for their smokin’ hot bodies, but because they are healthy celebrities!! These celebrities work out, eat right, and have to watch their weight! None of these celebrities are super, scary thin, and I think that makes them look much better! I think we have all had enough with pencil thin celebrities like Paris Hilton, Tori Spelling, and Tara Reid. Real women don’t look like that!
10. Bridget Marquardt: At age 35, Bridget looks GREAT! She works out, and she doesn’t deprive herself of the foods she loves!

9. Scarlett Johansson: At age 24, Scarlett looks hot! She hasn’t given into the pressures of Hollywood, and she has remained a perfect weight! I’m sure her hubby, Ryan Reynolds, thinks so too!

8. Hayden Panettiere: This 20-year-old has a GREAT body. Hayden has been acting since she was 5-years-old, and so far she hasn’t gone the anorexic/plastic surgery route (we have to applaud)!

7. Britney Spears: At age 27, Britney has had a weight battle and lived the unhealthy lifestyle celebrity can offer. However, Brit Brit is back to looking healthy! She is working out and staying in shape for her tours.

6. Kourtney Kardashian: Kourtney, 30, has an outstanding body! Even though all the Kardashians look great, Kourtney gets our vote since she is the oldest! Kourtney, now preggers, won’t be rockin her bikini body anytime soon, but I’m sure she will be back to her pre-pregnancy shape after she gives birth this December!

5. Victoria Silvstedt: Silvstedt, 34, looks awesome for her age! This Swedish model and once Playboy Playmate of the Year stays in shape by working out and eating a healthy diet! She also claims she keeps her legs looking great by simply wearing high heels for 12 hours a day!

4. Kristen Cavallari: What I love about this 22-year-old reality star is she keeps it real! Cavallari works out and eats healthy to maintain her figure. You don’t see her rushing to the plastic surgeon for breast implants and changing her look (umm like *cough*Heidi Montag*cough*)!

3. Rihanna: WOW! Rihanna has an AWESOME body! Rihanna, 21, has confessed to having a personal trainer and says she does a lot of cardio. She also sticks to a strick diet, but she doesn’t deprive herself of anything.

2. Carmen Electra: Electra is 37-years-old and looks fabulous! Electra confesses to eating a lot of protein, doing cardio strip tease, and yoga to stay in shape. Her weight goes up-and-down, but she always looks great!

1. Fergie: The BEST Bikini body, by far, has to be 34-year-old Fergie!! Fergie stays bikini bod ready by working out with her personal trainer even when she is on tour. She also sticks to a strick diet and burns a lot of calories while on stage!

Of course, not everyone could make the list! I’m sure we missed some of your favorites; however, we would like to give Honorable Mention to a few celebs!
Honorable Mention: Beyonce, Anna Faris, Denise Richards, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, and Jennifer Love Hewitt
04 Aug
Posted by Ms Royale as Jamie Kennedy, Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt and boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy, were vacationing in Hawaii when they got the sudden urge to play tennis! I always play tennis in a bikini and wedge shoes!! Apparently, the couple saw the paps and decided to show off Jennifer Love’s new and slimmer body.
I must say…Jennifer looks awesome! She could have left the tennis racket and the whole “fake” game of tennis out of it…but…she looks GREAT! Now, I believe she is a size 2! Good work J-LOVE!

Everyone knows I like to take my chances when I can to slam Jennifer Love Hewitt. However, I just can’t do it with what she wore to the 60th Primetime Emmy Awards Sunday night. She looked GREAT! She really stepped it up! She wore a black and white dress that fit her perfectly. She looked really pretty. I’m sure she had on some spanks holding that ass in, but who the hell cares?!?! People want the illusion right?!
Bottom line: Jennifer Love Hewitt looked fabulous!
I can’t even say I minded the hair. She was glowing. Good for you, J. Love!
Jennifer Love Hewitt once claimed she was a size 2!! Riiiiight. Well I went ahead and called BULLSHIT on that, and it seems as though I was right! Jennifer Love is on the cover of UsWeekly this week talking about how she has lost 18lbs. Ummm…if she was a size 2, she would be what? A size 00 right now?!?! Like I said before…BULLSHIT!
Girlfriend got FAT, and she had to lose weight. It’s no big deal….it happens to the best of us! Jennifer Love told the mag, “I am in a pretty good workout reginmen that I like, so it inspired me to keep it up. The engery level and the way I feel now is great.” She also claims that she lost the weight because she wanted to feel better. Riiiiiight. She lost the weight because everyone was calling her fat. Nobody bought her size 2 story.
Besides, I have seen recent photos of her, and she doesn’t look like that. That photo has been seriously photoshopped. Girlfriend is so in denial. Why does she care if she is a size 2? Give it up J.Love!!
15 Dec
Posted by Ms Royale as Jennifer Love Hewitt

That is NO SIZE 2!!!!! Jennifer Love Hewitt got all pissed off when people started calling her fat, but she didn’t have to lie about her size. I mean she could have said a 6 or an 8. That shit would have been more believable!! I am very small (so I know what a size 2 looks like)…and that, my friend, is NO SIZE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is she going to claim bad camera angles again?!? She is chunky!! Get over it! Jennifer Love is not as little as she once was…it happens to the best of us! People get older, and they usually get bigger. I am soooo sorry Jennifer Love (but it’s happening to you!!). So step on over to reality sweety and get your ass in the gym or embrace it!
Jennifer Love is the WORST liar….worse than her acting skills!!!

11 Dec
Posted by Ms Royale as Janice Dickinson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tyra Banks

Janice Dickinson was on The Today Show yesterday and fully defended Jennifer Love Hewitt (and her fat ass!). Janice said that Jennifer Love was “healthy” and her photo’s were just taken at bad angles. Janice also decided to be a sweetheart and mention someone who she thinks is really super fat!! (Because it is always good to give examples of fat people!!!)
Janice said:
“You want to see someone who’s fat, I’m sorry, Tyra, Tyra Banks is fat.”
DAMN….there’s about to be a wwwhhaat?!??! A GIRL FIGHT!!! Although I totally agree with Janice, she didn’t have to come out and say it!!! (Even though I LOVE Janice for being so honest about Tyra!!) Tyra is a bit on the big side of life…umm…so is Jennifer Love! Jennifer Love Hewitt is NOT obese (she is chunky … on her way to fat!)….Tyra is fat! See…I know the difference! Janice is thin! See how I can break that down very quickly for everyone!!
But whatever…if you are happy being chunky, fat, thin, then so be it! Tyra is happy with who she is, so I think that is all that matters! Jennifer Love is happy being chunky and lying about being a size 2 (good for her!!). I think if you are happy about being the size you are then GREAT!!! I just think being healthy is important too!

Jennifer Love Hewitt has decided to fight back against all the mean bloggers who have decided to call a spade a spade (and basically call her out on her fat ass). Jennifer Love got up on her MySpace and wrote the following:
29 Nov
Posted by Ms Royale as Brooke Hogan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ross McCall
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is officially FAT! That is one massive ass!!! She makes Brooke Hogan look small! She has ripples everywhere!! What the hell happened to her? Perhaps Jennifer got extremely happy about being the star of the CBS drama “Ghost Whisperer” or being engaged to actor Ross McCall, but DAMN girlfriend…don’t let it all go to your head and start eating everything in sight! You aren’t cute enough to blow up like a balloon! You get over 300lbs. and you don’t have a job or a husband (get it J. Love?!?!)


Jennifer Love Hewitt attended the Annual Marshall’s “Shop ‘Til You Drop” benefit. Umm…did she have a baby? Because her hips are HUGE!! Those HIPS don’t lie, and I think she popped out a child (secretly). And…that dress sucks! She looks like a big, fresh bruise! Jennifer Love WOULD be at a Marshall’s event…it’s not like she gets invited to any good events!