I HOPE this isn’t true!!!  OK! Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is going to be marrying John (ugly faces) Mayer.  OK! is claiming they have exclusive details regarding Aniston’s dream wedding to Mayer.  eewwwww!!

The wedding is reportedly already in the works!  A source said, “She’s at an age where she is thinking with her head not just her heart. No way would she still be with anyone if marriage wasn’t a real option. She doesn’t want anything elaborate or showy.”

OMG…this must mean Jennifer is on crack!!  The only other explanation is …she hasn’t seen John perform.  He would make any decent girl vomit.  Mr. Ugly Faces has talent, but he goes about it in such an ugly way.

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Here are Ms. Royale’s HOT celebrity stories of the day…..

Lindsay Lohan cheats on Samantha Ronson with a man?!? Click Here for The Story!

Is Heidi Klum pregnant again?!? Click Here for The Story!

Dr. Drew starts a fight with Tom Cruise!! Click Here for The Story!

Charlie Sheen hates his children and Denise Richards!! Click Here for The Story!

Tila Tequila is delusional!!  Click Here for The Story!

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie will finally fight it out!!  Click Here for The Story!

Ashley Tisdale and family finally speaking out about AIDS rumors!!  Click Here for The Story!

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The woman in the ugly white dress just got dumped!! (laughter)

Jessica Simpson was hanging out in L.A. on Sunday all pissed off because her boyfriend, Tony Romo, dumped her ass.   Romo, the Dallas Cowboys Quarterback, probably got sick of Jessica wearing those ugly ass dresses and talking about John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston hooking up.

Jessica just cannot seem to find a man and lock him in!!  She should have kept Nick Lachey when she had him!!  What a stupid girl!

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are really getting hot and heavy!!  John came back to Miami to spend some more time with his little Jenny-poo!  Jen and John reunited on the set of “Marley & Me” and apparently started making out immediately.

However, Page Six is claiming that Mayer was caught “canoodling” with a blonde five days ago, and it wasn’t Aniston!!

How does his ugly ass get so much…well…ass?!?!  I don’t get it!!  He is fugly!!  And…have you ever seen him perform…he gets even fuglier (if it’s possible!).  Jen can do much better!!! I mean damn…she did own the rights to Brad Pitt at one time!!!  Don’t sell yourself short girl!!

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Jennifer Aniston spent this weekend in Miami soaking up the sun!  She hung out in her little, white bikini and listened to music.  Although for being a big celebrity, she sure doesn’t seem to be too aware of the paparazzi.  Jennifer just spread her legs all day (like it was goin out of style).  Come on Jennifer!!!  Aniston must know the paparazzi are dying for a crotch shot!!  I guess she doesn’t care too much!

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Vince Vaughn was at the CMJ Film Festival yesterday looking ROUGH!  What happened to him?  Vince looks like crap!  He looks like he has been up all night crying over Jennifer Aniston.  Perhaps that’s what this is all about!  He has about 50 tons of luggage under those eyes.  Gross!!

Or…we could just call a spade a spade and say what this really is.  Dude is probably a coke head.  He probably hasn’t slept in three days.  Vince, darling, get it together.  Either stop crying over Jen (she sucks anyways), or stop doing the drugs.

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Jennifer Aniston is apparently obsessed with bikini waxes. OUCH! Dawn Daluise, owner of Dawn Daluise Skin Refinery in L.A., is claiming that Aniston used to get waxed every other week while she was on the show Friends. Daluise told Star magazine:

“She’d call even when there was no hair to wax. And she’d insist on having it done - literally making me wax off peach fuzz. “She’s phobic about extraneous stray hairs - especially around her bikini line. She’ll [even] tweeze them!”

Sounds like a crazy about hair!! Aniston must be a baldy down south! I guess it doesn’t really help her in the men department though….she can’t seem to hold on to a man - bare beaver and all!

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According to Forbes, Jennifer Aniston’s face is more likely to sell a celebrity weekly than any other celebrity face.

We looked at the newsstand sales of the six leading celebrity weeklies– People, Star, US Weekly, In Touch Weekly, Life & Style and OK!–over a six-month period ending June 30, as supplied by the Audit Bureau of Circulations. We eliminated all non-celebrity and collage covers as well as special issues with exceptionally large rate bases. Then we counted how many more–or less–issues the celebrity’s cover sold, as compared with the magazine’s average newsstand sales. Next, we factored in the number of full covers a celebrity graced. Finally, we ranked his or her consumer appeal using data from Encino, Calif.-based polling firm E-Poll Market Research to rule out flukes.

Interesting…considering Jennifer Aniston is so boring! Her look is played out! Aniston is just plain Jane anymore. Candace Trunzo, from Star Magazine, gave another explanation as to why Aniston’s boring face sells.

“She’s the classic wronged woman,” says the editor. “I think that most women can relate to and empathize with someone that was so in love with a man who, in an incredible Hollywood twist, leaves her for his co-star in a film.”

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Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom are in Mexico!! The pictures that have come out so far are not the best, but they are definitely vacationing together!! I’m sure they will deny their relationship….but you know the paparazzi are not going to leave these two alone NOW!!!

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Here is a picture of Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new movie, He’s Just Not That Into You. This is probably going to be an outstanding movie! It has an all-star cast and the book was a New York Times best seller! Some other famous actors we can expect to see in this movie are: Ginnifer Goodwin, Ben Affleck, Kris Kristofferson, Justin Long, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Kevin Connolly, and Scarlett Johansson.

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