This is BIG NEWS!

John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari are DATING!  What is even more interesting…the couple have been together for almost two years!  Apparently, these two have been hooking up on and off for two years!  So, this means he was cheating on Jennifer Aniston and perhaps Jessica Simpson too! 

SCANDAL!

Last week, Page Six printed this blind item:

Which womanizing crooner has been dating a reality TV starlet for more than two years, putting her up in hotels wherever he travels for shows.

Janet Charlton revealed two days ago that John and Kristin were the couple being talked about!  Apparently, the couple hooks up at a mutual friends house.  Kristin was hesitant about dating John because she didn’t want to be added to the long list of his conquests; however, they were both dating other people on and off.  Recently, their “friends with benefits” relationship has evolved, and they are considering going public with their relationship.   

Interesting…

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Leading online dating websites Date.com, Matchmaker.com, and Amor.com have polled their members to see who they think are the sexiest singles of the Summer of 2009.  With no surprise, 95% of members thought Jennifer Aniston was the hottest female, while 98% thought Bradley Cooper was the hottest male!  So, how did everyone else stack up??

Who is Summer 2009’s sexiest single?

Women

1. Jennifer Anison: 95.0%
2. Bar Rafaeli: 72.5 %
3. Denise Richards: 69.8%
4. Britney Spears: 56.2%
5. Rihanna: 47.4%
6. Janet Jackson: 42.7%
7. Lindsay Lohan: 38.5%
8. Madonna: 33.1%
9. Vanessa Minnillo: 15.2%
10. Kate Gosselin: 2.4%

Men

1. Bradley Cooper: 98.0%
2. Robert Pattinson: 90.7%
3. Simon Cowell: 86.4%
4. Leonardo DiCaprio: 82.8%
5. Gerard Butler: 75.5%
6. John Mayer: 63.9%
7. Kayne West: 45.3%
8. Nick Lachey: 32.4%
9. Chace Crawford: 12.0%
10. Jon Gosselin: 0.0%

Madonna got 33%…really?! Really?!  I would have believed 3%!  And…Simon Cowell got 86.4%…REALLY?!  He got a better score than Nick Lachey and Leonardo DiCaprio?!  What is wrong with ladies these days.  I guess the problem is…they polled these dating sites!  If you have resulted to a dating site to find someone, perhaps your hot-o-meter is off!  That is all I can think of!

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This is our second piece on Plastic Surgery!  Most stars have had a little nip and tuck, a few have decided to age gracefully, and others have gone all out with plastic surgery!  It really is amazing how great most of these people look after they get a surgical procedure done.  Although you might not be able to tell right away and the celebs never admit it, old photo’s always tell the truth! 

10. Sarah Jean Underwood: Clearly, she had a nose job.  I thought her nose before was fine, but whatever she wants to do to make her feel better!  I love Sarah Jean Underwood, so I still think she looks fabulous!

9. Hilary Duff:  Ahhhh…she messed with her teeth again!!  She got those horse teeth filed down!  It looks much better and fits better with her face.

8. David Beckham:  Nose job…and got those teeth fixed!  Wow…he looks much better!  I bet Victoria has turned him on to Botox as well!!

7. Jennifer Aniston: We all know Jennifer had her nose done, but I think she has had breast implants!  They are much more perky!  Plus, her nipples are ALWAYS hard!  I think she got a very small implant…under the muscle.

6. Katie Price (a.k.a. Jordan): Nose job!!  She looks much better!  Besides…she probably got bored with filling in her lips and doing botox.  The nose is better!

5. Aubrey O’Day:  Aubrey clearly got breast implants and a nose job.  She just recently got her lips injected with crap too!  Her new lips look awful, but girlfriend needed the boobs!!  And…thank God she stopped wearing her hair like a skunk!

4. Carrot Top: Nose job and lip injections.  Plus, he is pretty built.  I would say he probably had some implants placed in other body parts.  But….he is still EWWW!!!

3. Lady Gaga: She got her nose done, lips done, and it appears maybe even a chin implant.  She looks much better!  Plus, the hair is looking better!

2. Gretchen Rossi:  The before picture is of Gretchen in her college days.  Oh…My …Gawd!  Ew!  She had a nose job, her lips done, cheek implants, and perhaps something done to her chin.  Plus, it looks like she lost a ton of weight!  And… I am assuming she got her teeth fixed!  I knew she was fake, but I didn’t know she was THIS fake!

1. Joan Rivers:  Ok…what hasn’t Joan gotten done?!  She has had her eyes done, her lips done, a nose job, etc!  I used to HATE Joan Rivers, but she is really growing on me.  I think she is doing pretty well in Celebrity Apprentice!

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I HOPE this isn’t true!!!  OK! Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is going to be marrying John (ugly faces) Mayer.  OK! is claiming they have exclusive details regarding Aniston’s dream wedding to Mayer.  eewwwww!!

The wedding is reportedly already in the works!  A source said, “She’s at an age where she is thinking with her head not just her heart. No way would she still be with anyone if marriage wasn’t a real option. She doesn’t want anything elaborate or showy.”

OMG…this must mean Jennifer is on crack!!  The only other explanation is …she hasn’t seen John perform.  He would make any decent girl vomit.  Mr. Ugly Faces has talent, but he goes about it in such an ugly way.

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Here are Ms. Royale’s HOT celebrity stories of the day…..

Lindsay Lohan cheats on Samantha Ronson with a man?!? Click Here for The Story!

Is Heidi Klum pregnant again?!? Click Here for The Story!

Dr. Drew starts a fight with Tom Cruise!! Click Here for The Story!

Charlie Sheen hates his children and Denise Richards!! Click Here for The Story!

Tila Tequila is delusional!!  Click Here for The Story!

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie will finally fight it out!!  Click Here for The Story!

Ashley Tisdale and family finally speaking out about AIDS rumors!!  Click Here for The Story!

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The woman in the ugly white dress just got dumped!! (laughter)

Jessica Simpson was hanging out in L.A. on Sunday all pissed off because her boyfriend, Tony Romo, dumped her ass.   Romo, the Dallas Cowboys Quarterback, probably got sick of Jessica wearing those ugly ass dresses and talking about John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston hooking up.

Jessica just cannot seem to find a man and lock him in!!  She should have kept Nick Lachey when she had him!!  What a stupid girl!

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are really getting hot and heavy!!  John came back to Miami to spend some more time with his little Jenny-poo!  Jen and John reunited on the set of “Marley & Me” and apparently started making out immediately.

However, Page Six is claiming that Mayer was caught “canoodling” with a blonde five days ago, and it wasn’t Aniston!!

How does his ugly ass get so much…well…ass?!?!  I don’t get it!!  He is fugly!!  And…have you ever seen him perform…he gets even fuglier (if it’s possible!).  Jen can do much better!!! I mean damn…she did own the rights to Brad Pitt at one time!!!  Don’t sell yourself short girl!!

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Jennifer Aniston spent this weekend in Miami soaking up the sun!  She hung out in her little, white bikini and listened to music.  Although for being a big celebrity, she sure doesn’t seem to be too aware of the paparazzi.  Jennifer just spread her legs all day (like it was goin out of style).  Come on Jennifer!!!  Aniston must know the paparazzi are dying for a crotch shot!!  I guess she doesn’t care too much!

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Vince Vaughn was at the CMJ Film Festival yesterday looking ROUGH!  What happened to him?  Vince looks like crap!  He looks like he has been up all night crying over Jennifer Aniston.  Perhaps that’s what this is all about!  He has about 50 tons of luggage under those eyes.  Gross!!

Or…we could just call a spade a spade and say what this really is.  Dude is probably a coke head.  He probably hasn’t slept in three days.  Vince, darling, get it together.  Either stop crying over Jen (she sucks anyways), or stop doing the drugs.

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Jennifer Aniston is apparently obsessed with bikini waxes. OUCH! Dawn Daluise, owner of Dawn Daluise Skin Refinery in L.A., is claiming that Aniston used to get waxed every other week while she was on the show Friends. Daluise told Star magazine:

“She’d call even when there was no hair to wax. And she’d insist on having it done - literally making me wax off peach fuzz. “She’s phobic about extraneous stray hairs - especially around her bikini line. She’ll [even] tweeze them!”

Sounds like a crazy about hair!! Aniston must be a baldy down south! I guess it doesn’t really help her in the men department though….she can’t seem to hold on to a man - bare beaver and all!

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