28 Aug
Posted by Ms Royale as Audrina Patridge, Brody Jenner, Jayde Nicole, Joe Francis, Playboy

Joe Francis beat up Brody Jenner’s girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, last night!
Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole were at Guys and Dolls nightclub early this morning in Los Angeles when all the trouble started! Jayde witnessed Joe Francis hitting on his ex-girlfriend. Apparently, Jayde got all up in his business and got pissy about this. Therefore, she thought it would be appropriate to throw her drink on him! Well, Joe freaked out! He pulled Jayde’s hair, punched her in the face, threw her to the ground and started kicking her.
Security stepped in, and they took Joe out of the club. Brody followed and yelled at Joe. Brody was then kicked out of the club as well. After trying to get back in the club and failing, Brody saw Joe and punched him in the face. Brody was immediately tasered by someone, and Joe managed to get away from all the drama.
The police are currently looking for Joe Francis. Jayde Nicole is saying she wants to press charges against Joe. Jayde has a black and blue cheek, her face is swollen, she has a bruised left rib and her lower abdomen is sore. Also, some of her hair got pulled out.
Brody Jenner posted a message on Twitter today saying, “Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her…what does that say about him. How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl?? Joe Francis is a piece of sh*t. Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!”
A couple of things: First, why the hell did Jayde feel the need to step into Joe’s situation and throw her drink? I feel that was uncalled for! She is just a stupid biotch! She thinks she can do whatever she wants because she was in Playboy…big deal! Second, clearly Joe Francis has issues. Who beats up a girl?! Third, charges should be brought against Joe for beating up Jayde, AND Brody for punching Joe! Two wrongs do NOT make a right! It doesn’t matter how cute it is to stand up for your girlfriend and punch out some dude for her….you cannot hit someone else!
These fools probably need to grow up and stay out of the club. Jayde already got into a fight with Audrina Patridge over Brody…can’t she get along with anyone?!
Below is a photo of Brody Jenner & Jayde Nicole.

09 Oct
Posted by Ms Royale as Brody Jenner, Jayde Nicole, Michael Jackson, Playboy

Brody Jenner is sooo in love with Playboy Model Jayde Nicole. He goes through women like Michael Jackson goes through noses. According to a recent interview, Jenner said Jayde Nicole was “the one!” He has also said, “she’s everything he wants in a girl - loyal, honest, and beautiful inside and out.”
When Jenner was asked what he thought about his girlfriend having nude pics all over the place, he said, “I would have no problem with knowing people can see her nude pics because anybody can look, but to actually be with that person is what counts.”
He is so 15 years old. I bet he looks at nude pictures of her with his friends when she isn’t around. He is just that big of a loser. I can totally tell he goes around bragging to his friends he got laid by Jayde Nicole.
He probably is like the worst kisser, but girls continue to date him because of his name. I think Brody is so lame. He looks like he would need a good scrub in a shower and a toothpick after dinner. He really makes me ill.
Here is a photo of Brody and Jayde leaving Apple Bar in Los Angeles, California. She is trying to cover her face because she is so embarrassed.
09 May
Posted by Ms Royale as Hugh Hefner, Jayde Nicole, Playboy, Sara Jean Underwood

The Playmate of the Year (2008) is Jayde Nicole. Jayde Nicole, a Canadian model, was honored Thursday at the Playboy Mansion. Jayde, 22, wore a dress that she designed when she was 6 years old to the event. (And you can totally tell…she looks like a big bruise!)
Last years winner, Sara Jean Underwood, is much better looking. I mean seriously….this Jayde girl has a stupid tattoo right above her hoohaa! Click Here to see it!! Jayde doesn’t even look good naked….her nips are way too dark…ew!! Ugh…Playboy is supposed to be somewhat classy….not whore-trashy (with girls who have tattoos like “RESPECT” above the vagina!) Come on Hef….what is going on here!?!? Are you going blind?!