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Solange Is A Dumb Bitch!

28 Aug

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Jay-Z, Solange, Solange Knowles

Solange

Solange is the dumbest bitch alive.

That being said…..Solange was being interviewed by Fox News Las Vegas.  Prior to the interview, the anchor asked Solange if she would care to talk about the closing of Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club in Vegas.  Solange’s rep (also a huge dumb bitch) said, “Hell No.”  So, the anchor agreed to keep the interview only about Solange.

After the interview went live, Solange became a royal dumb bitch.  Solange immediately said, “I have to say that was not a very professional introduction before.  Please don’t tie me into family and my brother-in-law’s establishment.”  The anchor looked completely puzzled.  Solange thought she was keepin it real, but she just ended up looking like a complete dumbass.  The poor anchor tried her best to figure out what the hell Solange was talking about, and then a voice said, “That wasn’t live, Solange.”

That news anchor apologized to Solange, but she shouldn’t have.  If I was that anchor, I would have said, “Solange, you are a stupid bitch.  You are clearly the unprofessional one.  You don’t even know when we are live!  Dumb bitch.  It must suck always being number two in the family!  Keep chillin in the shade of Beyonce, bitch.  You are gonna be there for the rest of your life.”  

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Beyonce is Pregnant!!

01 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Jay-Z

Beyonce

 

Beyonce is PREGNANT!!!   Yes…Jay-Z and Beyonce had a shotgun wedding!

Hollyscoop confirmed the pregnancy through several sources who say, ” Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.”  One of the sources also revealed that all of the friends and family that attended the last minute wedding knew Beyonce was pregnant!

Well….considering we haven’t even gotten a confirmation that these two are a couple or married from their camp… I highly doubt there will be a pregnancy confirmation.   I guess we are on Beyonce Baby Bump Watch!!

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Beyonce and Jay-Z: Married!

07 Apr

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Chris Martin, Destiny's Child, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jay-Z, Kayne, Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams, Solange

Beyonce

Beyoncé Knowles and Jay-Z  are officially married after dating for six years.  It’s about time!  Their wedding guests included Kelly Rowland (obviously), Michelle Williams (from Destiny’s Child), Diddy, Kanye, Solange (Beyonce’s sister) Chris Martin, and Gwyneth Paltrow.  It was a very private affair with only close friends and family.

The photo above is a wax figure of Beyoncé … clearly it’s not really Beyoncé.  She will never be that thin!

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Beyonce: Pole Dance With a Crotch Shot!

11 Dec

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Jay-Z, Tina Knowles

Beyonce is nasty…we all know this. But dancing on a pole, in little shorts (when you have a massive ass and thighs) should be a major NO NO! I just threw up all over the floor!! Nobody wants to see what Jay-Z has been beatin up!!! Beyonce has lost all her class. Beyonce’s mother, Tina Knowles, needs to work on this outfit (cause you know these women are trippin’ with this shit). Mama Knowles do NOT send your baby out in concert with this little ass shit on so the world can see her taco!!! Do your chil’ren right!!!

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