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Beyonce Was Smokin’ At The EMA’s!

06 Nov

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Jay-Z, MTV

Beyonce red

I cannot even LIE…Beyonce looks AWESOME!

Beyonce won big time at the EMA’s and in a rare show of public affection thanked her husband:

“There is only one person I want to thank. And that is Jay for putting a ring on it.”

I NEVER thought we would hear that! BUT…I’m glad we did! Beyonce and Jay-Z even cuddled for the camera backstage, which NEVER happens. I wonder why the change of actions?!

Anyway…Beyonce looked SMOKIN’! You have probably NEVER heard me say that before…and you may NEVER hear me say it again! But…damn it’s the truth! The red number she performed in was PERFECT! She looks fabulous in red! Her hair looked good, make-up looked great, and her figure is on point. Girlfriend must have been doing some extra laps because she looks better now than she ever has! GO BEYONCE!

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Lil’ Mama Pulls A Kanye!

14 Sep

Posted by Ms Royale as Alicia Keys, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Lil' Mama, MTV, Taylor Swift

Lil’ Mama VMA’s

What the hell was going on with security last night at the MTV VMA’s?! Apparently, anyone could just run up on stage!

Not only did Kanye West run up onstage and ruin Taylor Swift’s moment, Lil’ Mama ran up while Jay-Z and Alicia Keys were performing. It was at the very end of the performance but still it was annoying!

Lil’ Mama (ummm who is that anyway) ran up on stage and started dancing around Jay-Z. He tried to shoo her away, but she ignored the hint. She even struck a pose at the end with Jay-Z and Alicia. She basically looked retarded. Again, who is this person?

Next year, I’m going to the VMA’s! I’ll get on stage and become a big hit! I hope Kanye wins something next year…so I can steal his moment and throw shit on him while he’s up there giving out “thank you’s.” Ohh… I guess shit isn’t a very good idea…it would just blend in with him. I will think of something though…I have a whole year to figure it out! Hmmm… I doubt he will win anything anyway…

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When Celebrities Tweet…

12 Sep

Posted by Ms Royale as Adam Levine, Aubrey O'Day, Brody Jenner, Celebrity Royale, Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner, Jay-Z, John Mayer, Khloe Kardashian, Lauren Conrad, Miley Cyrus, NeNe Leakes, Sara Jean Underwood, Sarah Silverman, Taylor Swift, Twitter

Twitter bird

I have decided to add something new to Celebrity Royale! I have decided to pick tweets from certain celebrity Twitter accounts and share them with you! If you are on Twitter, add Celebrity Royale!

Holly Madison wrote on Twitter: but i won’t sleep b4 telling @johnnykatz that i love Luv-It Custard. we must gp there 2gether

Miley Cyrus wrote: Spending time with Jesus.

Khloe Kardashian wrote: sooo for those of you thats up and cant sleep. What should we do?

Aubrey O’Day wrote: Don’t get caught up in the chaos of life, remember that you are as happy as you make your mind up to be!

Sarah Silverman wrote: If you ask me I think that date rape pill does more harm than good.

Brody Jenner wrote: Hard to see but those are all American flags… Crazy

Taylor Swift wrote: Caitlin just learned the valuable life lesson that motion censor sinks are awesome until you want to put your purse down in the sink. Kids..

John Mayer wrote: Jay-Z is better at soundcheck than most artists are during their show.

Sara Jean Underwood wrote: Goooozle chop!!!!!

Lauren Conrad wrote: …Is this when I start calling friends and asking if i can come over and take a shower? Awkward.

Adam Levine wrote: Continent hoppping is getting the best of me. I THINK I’m awake. I THINK the carpet is yelling at me.

NeNe Leakes wrote: Waking up n Cali! It’s finally time 2 pack my stuff 4 my trip home 2 the A! Yeah babe

Hugh Hefner wrote: It’s 9:15 & the girls and I are on the way to the airport for our flight to Toronto.

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Holly Madison Caught “Flirting” With Russell Brand!

05 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Balthazar Getty, Cassie, Criss Angel, David Arquette, Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner, Jay-Z, Russell Brand

Russell Brand Holly Madison

Holly Madison has the WORST taste in MEN! What is wrong with her?! She is super hot, and she could get a really hot guy! So…why does she keep dating men who are eewwww?!?! First, she dates a seriously old guy (Hugh Hefner). Then, she got together with Criss Angel (wacko). Now, she is flirting with Russell Brand!

According to E! News, Russell Brand was spotted having dinner with Holly Madison at P.Diddy’s table at TAO in Las Vegas during Jay-Z’s Fight Night Party last Saturday. The two were joined by David Arquette, Balthazar Getty, Cassie, and former Spice Girl Mel B. (Side Note: What a weird crew!!) Onlookers claim that Brand and Madison “were flirting with each other all night.”

GROSS!! Holly, you can do sooo much better!

I think Holly is so cute! Why does she date these ugly losers?! Ugh…

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Solange Is A Dumb Bitch!

28 Aug

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Jay-Z, Solange, Solange Knowles

Solange

Solange is the dumbest bitch alive.

That being said…..Solange was being interviewed by Fox News Las Vegas. Prior to the interview, the anchor asked Solange if she would care to talk about the closing of Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club in Vegas. Solange’s rep (also a huge dumb bitch) said, “Hell No.” So, the anchor agreed to keep the interview only about Solange.

After the interview went live, Solange became a royal dumb bitch. Solange immediately said, “I have to say that was not a very professional introduction before. Please don’t tie me into family and my brother-in-law’s establishment.” The anchor looked completely puzzled. Solange thought she was keepin it real, but she just ended up looking like a complete dumbass. The poor anchor tried her best to figure out what the hell Solange was talking about, and then a voice said, “That wasn’t live, Solange.”

That news anchor apologized to Solange, but she shouldn’t have. If I was that anchor, I would have said, “Solange, you are a stupid bitch. You are clearly the unprofessional one. You don’t even know when we are live! Dumb bitch. It must suck always being number two in the family! Keep chillin in the shade of Beyonce, bitch. You are gonna be there for the rest of your life.”

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Beyonce is Pregnant!!

01 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Jay-Z

Beyonce

Beyonce is PREGNANT!!! Yes…Jay-Z and Beyonce had a shotgun wedding!

Hollyscoop confirmed the pregnancy through several sources who say, ” Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” One of the sources also revealed that all of the friends and family that attended the last minute wedding knew Beyonce was pregnant!

Well….considering we haven’t even gotten a confirmation that these two are a couple or married from their camp… I highly doubt there will be a pregnancy confirmation. I guess we are on Beyonce Baby Bump Watch!!

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Beyonce and Jay-Z: Married!

07 Apr

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Chris Martin, Destiny's Child, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jay-Z, Kayne, Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams, Solange

Beyonce

Beyoncé Knowles and Jay-Z are officially married after dating for six years. It’s about time! Their wedding guests included Kelly Rowland (obviously), Michelle Williams (from Destiny’s Child), Diddy, Kanye, Solange (Beyonce’s sister) Chris Martin, and Gwyneth Paltrow. It was a very private affair with only close friends and family.

The photo above is a wax figure of Beyoncé … clearly it’s not really Beyoncé. She will never be that thin!

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Beyonce: Pole Dance With a Crotch Shot!

11 Dec

Posted by Ms Royale as Beyonce, Jay-Z, Tina Knowles

Beyonce is nasty…we all know this. But dancing on a pole, in little shorts (when you have a massive ass and thighs) should be a major NO NO! I just threw up all over the floor!! Nobody wants to see what Jay-Z has been beatin up!!! Beyonce has lost all her class. Beyonce’s mother, Tina Knowles, needs to work on this outfit (cause you know these women are trippin’ with this shit). Mama Knowles do NOT send your baby out in concert with this little ass shit on so the world can see her taco!!! Do your chil’ren right!!!

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