Jennifer Lopez

Desperate to be young again, Jennifer Lopez showed up to the Golden Globes wearing an ugly gold number.  She tries so hard to be desirable, but at the end of the day….her time has passed.  She needs to think about being a mother to twins instead of squeezing into that ugly gold thing.  She needs to realize that she will NEVER be Angelina Jolie.  Jennifer will never be super thin, be able to handle a million children, or get anyone as hot as Brad Pitt. END OF STORY! 

Jennifer is just a pathetic excuse for a woman.  She can’t even hold on to that ugly husband of hers.  Jenny from the block showed up last night without her wedding ring on.  Even though she was with her soon-to-be ex-huband, Marc Anthony, it was obvious she was so unhappy.

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are getting a divorce.   

No…they haven’t announced it yet, but they will!!  They, of course, are trying to keep it a secret.  Word on the street is…J.Lo and Marc will announce their divorce on Valentine’s Day.  They will do it live onstage at Madison Square Garden in New York City.  They are supposed to do some big surprise duet and make the announcement.  I guess they think that will be fitting since they announced her pregnancy live onstage.  I don’t really think anyone will care if they get a divorce.  Do they expect people to be sad??  I bet people will cheer!  They will all laugh at her for being such a failure at relationships.

A friend of J. Lo’s has said,“Jennifer is planning on joining Marc onstage for a surprise duet. Things haven’t been right for a while now, and they thought it would be a bittersweet.

Again, nobody really cares.  It’s not like anyone really liked them together anyway!  She was bigger than him, and she was much better looking than him.  He looks sick.  

I really hope this is a silly rumor, and they don’t really plan to announce their divorce like this.  That would be so stupid!

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Apparently working out is not the only way this former A Lister has for losing weight.  During a Fashion Week event in the past two days, our actress, on her own for the first time in awhile decided to prove that she can snort more coke than even Elton John.  Whatever was placed in front of her, she hoovered right up.  She is not much for sharing though.  When someone tried to bend over for a little bit, she told them to find their own.

My thoughts: A lot of people are guessing Kate Hudson for this one, but I somewhat disagree.  If she is or was ever considered A Lister, she never really lost her title. She has been only increasing the amount of movies she is in. Plus, Kate has always been thin except when she gained her baby weight.  She lost that quickly though.  My guess is Jennifer Lopez.  Everyone has been talking about her dramatic weight loss since the birth of her twins.  Plus, she was seen without her husband, Marc Anthony, for the first time in like FOREVER!  Also, Jennifer has a hard time losing weight.  She has those thunder thighs that just won’t quit, so she probably feels she had to do something else a little extra to give her a boost.  J.Lo loves the spot light…her ass doesn’t want to be fat.  I guarantee she will do anything to lose that weight!

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Suri Cruise Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

OK! Magazine has the cutest cover today!!  It’s Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise!  The world’s most two anticipated babies are finally growing up and damn they are cute!!  Shiloh and Suri are both getting ready to celebrate their second birthday.  These two babies have already seen more of the world than I have!!

They really are cute!!! I cannot wait to see them grow up!  Although, I have to say Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is much cuter than Suri!  These two will probably become best friends when they get older, get caught drinking and driving, and both get pregnant young!  It’s going to be soooo exciting to watch!  I’m sure Suri will get knocked up by Max Anthony (J.Lo and Marc Anthony’s child), and Shiloh will be dating Max Bratman (Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman’s son).  Shiloh and Suri will think it’s soooo cool they are both dating dudes named Max!! I can just see it all now!!

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People magazine got the first photo’s of Jennifer Lopez’s twins, Max & Emme.  Rumor has it that People paid $6 million for the pictures!!  WOW!  The issue hits stands tomorrow and has 12 pages of Jennifer, Marc Anthony, Max, and Emme.  It will even show the twins nursery.

I just want to know where Marc is for the cover?  They probably wouldn’t allow him to grace their cover since he is soo damn ugly!  However, the twins are pretty hideous themselves.  But…since they are J.Lo’s, I guess we can make an exception.  Damn…poor J.Lo…..she will always have ugly children since she just had to breed with the ugliest man on earth!  Poor thing!

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony stepped out the other night in NYC for a little date night without the new babies!  Jennifer is looking great and super happy, while Marc looks just sickly!  Marc is really fugly!  He looks a little sweaty (like he may be suffering from some disease).  Anywho…hope the babies had fun with the nanny!

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 Jennifer Lopez Marc Anthony Pregnant

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s manager, Simon Fields, has officially confirmed their newborn twins names.  They named the little girl, Emme, and the little boy, MaxEmme and Max were born February 22nd,2008.  Emme was born at 12:12 a.m., and Max was born at 12:23 a.m.

The crazy thing about their names is that Max and Emme are the same names from a kids television show called “Dragon Tales“.  Their are two characters on the show called Max and Emmy.  It has a very Dora the Explorer feel.  It mixes up Spanish and English for children to learn.  What are the odds that J.Lo and Marc just picked those names at random?!  No way!!  They totally ripped those names off from the show!!  Their children will probably look like the children on the program too!

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Jennifer Lopez birth

Jennifer Lopez gave birth to her babies early this morning!  She had twins!!  A girl and a boy!  The little girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5lbs. 7oz., and the little boy was born at 12:23 a.m. and weighed 6lbs.  Jennifer gave birth in Long Island, New York, where her and her husband, Marc Anthony, reside.     

Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,” Lopez’s manager Simon Fields says.

These twins are the first children for Jennifer, 38, and the fourth and fifth children for Marc, 39.   Wow!! Marc Anthony has a lot of children!!

Congrats to J.Lo and Marc Anthony!

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Jennifer Lopez, JLo, and Marc Anthony have picked out some ugly ass baby names!!  Star Magazine is reporting that Jennifer’s mother, Guadalupe, purchased two gold-rope baby ID bracelets from Genesis Jewelers in Yorktown Heights, New York with the names Max and Emme on them.

Hmmm…Emme Anthony and Max Anthony (sounds pretty lame to me!!).  What the hell is wrong with the name Guadalupe?!?  Why doesn’t Jennifer want to name her little girl after her mother?!?  Guadalupe Anthony!  Sounds like a winner to me!

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Man…Jennifer Lopez is getting BIG!! Those twin rumors may very well be true!! She is carrying a serious load! Jennifer and her husband, Marc Anthony, came out for the “Movies Rock” event last night in L.A. Jennifer looked so beautiful with her pregnancy glow! I bet J. Lo is excited to finally get to eat as much as she wants and not have to diet!! TO SEE MORE PHOTO’S OF JENNIFER LOPEZ AT THE “MOVIES ROCK” EVENT, CLICK TO READ MORE….

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