Holly Madison isn’t exactly a fan of ‘The Girls Next Door!’

Madison says that Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends, Crystal Harris and The Shannon Twins, are copying what she did on the old show with Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson.  Madison says:

“I had a great time with Hef and the girls when they came to see ‘Peepshow’ and hang out in Vegas. I don’t watch the other episodes though, because it kind of makes me mad. The girls need to focus on what makes them unique and not doing the same things Bridget, Kendra and I have already done on the show.

“Even camping in the backyard was an idea I had for an episode that we never got around to shooting. And guess what they just showed? The girls camping in the backyard. I don’t want to look behind, I want to look forward.”

Regardless, the show is actually doing really well.  People seem to really like watching the new blondes!  And…since she brought up Peep Show, Madison seems to be doing very well herself!  Madison says:

“The ‘toplessness’ is worked into the show very tastefully and I was very controlling about when and how long I would be topless. Not because I am shy about nudity at all, but because I feel there is an effective way to do a burlesque show and then there is a sloppy way. I’m very inspired by Dita Von Teese and people who do it really well.

“Hef really liked the show, but I knew he would. He loves burlesque and the girls in the show are really beautiful. There are contemporary pop songs in the show, but a lot of old school style, too. The Red Riding Hood number reminds me so much of the sexy Red Riding hood Tex Avery cartoons from the 40’s that Hef loves.”

Awww…it sounds like Holly Madison kinda misses Hef and life at the mansion. 

I think the new show is ok.  It seems to be somewhat boring, but I think it’s because it appears Hef only has two girlfriends.  The Shannon twins NEVER do anything apart, so they are filmed doing everything together.  It’s like they are one person.  The old show had three different girls to watch - three different personalities.  The new show only has Crystal Harris and the twins (which might as well be one annoying girl).  Karissa and Kristina need to do things separately!

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Tara Reid is going to be taking it all off for Playboy!

Reid, after opening up about bad plastic surgery, once said she would NEVER pose nude.  However, I guess she has changed her mind.  OR perhaps she is in serious need of CASH!  In Touch reported:

The American Pie star, who underwent a botched liposuction procedure in 2004, posed entirely nude for the popular magazine at a private residence on October 7 in Santa Monica, Calif. Although Tara, 33, was a bit nervous shooting, she seemed to ease into it as the day went on. “She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started,” says an insider. “She looked great and finally got into the groove.” Tara had said in the past that she would never pose for Playboy, saying, “I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it’s uneven, but it’s not that bad. My stomach scars are my battle wounds.”

Ok…who the hell wants to see this?  Everyone has already seen her nasty boobs!  We have seen her bumpy stomach.  Does anyone really care to see her smelly snatch?!  GROSS!!  Hugh Hefner must be going CRAZY!

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‘The Girls Next Door’ are BACK!  But…with a whole new group of girls!  Last season, Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson said goodbye to Hef and moved out of the mansion.  This season, Crystal Harris and The Shannon Twins (Karissa and Kristina) will be living in the mansion with Hef and enjoying parties, traveling, and new adventures.  Don’t miss the premiere of the new show!!  It starts Sunday, October 11th at 10:00pm et/pt on E! 

I’m not super crazy about the twins, but I LOVE Crystal!  I was on the fence about actually watching the show, but I think Crystal Harris, 23, will be a great replacement for Holly!  Can’t wait to see the show!  Who can resist a show about blondes and bunnies?!?!     

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I have decided to add something new to Celebrity Royale!  I have decided to pick tweets from certain celebrity Twitter accounts and share them with you!  If you are on Twitter, add Celebrity Royale!   

Holly Madison wrote on Twitter: but i won’t sleep b4 telling @johnnykatz that i love Luv-It Custard. we must gp there 2gether

Miley Cyrus wrote: Spending time with Jesus.

Khloe Kardashian wrote: sooo for those of you thats up and cant sleep. What should we do?

Aubrey O’Day wrote: Don’t get caught up in the chaos of life, remember that you are as happy as you make your mind up to be!

Sarah Silverman wrote: If you ask me I think that date rape pill does more harm than good.

Brody Jenner wrote: Hard to see but those are all American flags… Crazy

Taylor Swift wrote: Caitlin just learned the valuable life lesson that motion censor sinks are awesome until you want to put your purse down in the sink. Kids..

John Mayer wrote: Jay-Z is better at soundcheck than most artists are during their show.

Sara Jean Underwood wrote: Goooozle chop!!!!!

Lauren Conrad wrote: …Is this when I start calling friends and asking if i can come over and take a shower? Awkward.

Adam Levine wrote: Continent hoppping is getting the best of me. I THINK I’m awake. I THINK the carpet is yelling at me.

NeNe Leakes wrote: Waking up n Cali! It’s finally time 2 pack my stuff 4 my trip home 2 the A! Yeah babe

Hugh Hefner wrote: It’s 9:15 & the girls and I are on the way to the airport for our flight to Toronto.

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Who wants to see Kate Gosselin naked?

Playboy has offered Kate Gosselin $400,000 to show off her goodies!  Unfortunately, for all the Kate fans, she won’t be doing that naked photo shoot. 

Kate received a letter from Hugh Hefner with the photo shoot offer; however, Kate thought it was inappropriate because of her children. 

So, no nude Kate photos!  Thank GOD! 

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Holly Madison, from The Girls Next Door and Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend, wasn’t always a busty babe!  Madison is opening up to Life & Style about how plastic surgery changed her life!  Here are some highlights:

On her issues with confidence: “Living with Hef brought down my self-esteem a lot. I was comparing myself to the other girls… You have to look a certain way at the mansion. If you look at Hef’s girlfriend now, she basically looks like a clone of me. It’s kind of weird.”

On going under the knife: “When I was younger, I was the first person in my class to start getting boobs, so I thought I was going to be huge. But I stopped growing before everybody else started. That was a big letdown… I compared myself to those [Playboy playmates]. I knew what I wanted to look like and was kind of disappointed. I had a butt and no boobs.”

“Plastic surgery made it easier for me to get things I wanted in my career. Without it, I wouldn’t be where I am today… My nose photographed really big in front of my face. If I wanted to do anything in the entertainment industry, I needed to get it fixed. I was definitely happy with the results. It made me more confident. And a lot of doors open when you look a certain way.”

On future enhancements: “I wouldn’t consider more surgery - unless my body implodes after I have kids! And I’m scared of getting stuff [like Botox] put into my face. It makes you look like you have a rubber mask on. Beauty is truly on the inside. Looks don’t define you - they’re just a tool to get what you want.”

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Kendra Wilkinson is having a baby…..BOY!

Wilkinson was out shopping for newborn clothes Friday, and she accidentally let it slip to E! News that she is having a boy!  I bet Kendra and Hank will name the baby Hef.  Or….maybe not!  Hopefully her son doesn’t grow up looking at Playboy magazines….that would be weird. 

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Today, Kendra Leigh Wilkinson is 24 years old!  Happy Birthday, Kendra!!

Kendra Wilkinson was born June 12, 1985 in San Diego, California.  She eventually met Hugh Hefner at his 78th birthday party in April 2004, when she was hired to be one of the “painted girls.”  Shortly after they met, she became one of Hef’s girlfriends and moved into the mansion.  Kendra was featured on the reality show “The Girls Next Door,” and eventually became a reality star!  In 2009, Kendra moved out of the mansion. 

Kendra now has her own reality show called, “Kendra.”  The show is about Kendra’s life after the manion, her engagement to Hank Baskett, and everyday life.  The show will probably also turn into a lesson in pregnancy.  Kendra just announced at her bridal shower that she is PREGNANT.  She is due Decemeber 25th.  This will be her first child.

Happy Birthday, Kendra!! (we love you and cannot wait to see that baby bump!)

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Holly Madison has the WORST taste in MEN!  What is wrong with her?!  She is super hot, and she could get a really hot guy!  So…why does she keep dating men who are eewwww?!?!  First, she dates a seriously old guy (Hugh Hefner).  Then, she got together with Criss Angel (wacko).  Now, she is flirting with Russell Brand!   

According to E! News, Russell Brand was spotted having dinner with Holly Madison at P.Diddy’s table at TAO in Las Vegas during Jay-Z’s Fight Night Party last Saturday.  The two were joined by David Arquette, Balthazar Getty, Cassie, and former Spice Girl Mel B.  (Side Note: What a weird crew!!)  Onlookers claim that Brand and Madison “were flirting with each other all night.”

GROSS!!  Holly, you can do sooo much better! 

I think Holly is so cute!  Why does she date these ugly losers?!  Ugh…

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Ok…Let me first state that I HATE that Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson are no longer Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends.  I get that they all have to move on, and they need to get their own lives.  YAY! RAH! Whatever.  But…I hate it!  I actually liked their little foursome.  They were the original “The Girl’s Next Door”, and I hate change.

Anywho…Hef now has three new girlfriends, and I just don’t get these girls.  Kristina and Karissa Shannon (better known as the Shannon twins) were his first girls.  He settled for these two after Holly broke his heart.  Then…along came Crystal Harris.  First of all, I don’t think these girls are as pretty as Holly, Bridget, and Kendra.  Not saying they are ugly, but in MY opinion they aren’t (as pretty).  Now…what is up with the twins?!  I know a whole lot of twins!  And…they stopped wearing matching clothes when they were like 8 years old.  So, what is up with these two?!  The Shannon twins are 19, and they dress alike for EVERY occasion.  UGH!  Would Hef please find someone who is not a twin to date!  It drives me crazy when they wear the same thing! 

Secondly, Crystal Harris, 22, the newest girlfriend went and changed her last name.  The week of October 30, 2008, Crystal Carter (before she changed her last name) was Cyber Club’s Coed of the week for Playboy.  Now…I don’t know if it’s because there is a porn star by the name of Crystal Carter out there…or if that porn star is actually her!  I wouldn’t be surprised if she was a porn star.  I just think Hef needs hotter girlfriends!!

I just hope these new girls don’t get a shot at their own show.  I really don’t want to see those twins.  They are clearly using the old man.  I think Hef should ask some other ladies out!  He needs to dump the twins and add some serious hotties!  Who…you ask?!?!  Well, I have a couple of suggestions.  Shannon James, Samantha Harris, and Spencer Scott!

Shannon James was Playboy Playmate for May 2007.  She is blonde, 22 years old, and super hot.  Plus, she used to work at Hooters, so you know Hef would love that!  She wants to be an entertainment broadcaster, so if she dated Hef, she could probably get her shot!

Samantha Harris was Playboy’s Cyber girl of the Month for April 2007.  Although she has red hair (which isn’t a norm for Hef), I still think this one is smokin’ hot with tons of attitude.  Hef could use a girl like Samantha to keep the Mansion fun!

Spencer Scott was Playboy Playmate for October of 2007.  Scott, 20, may look familiar because she was Holly Madison’s assistant in “The Girl’s Next Door.”  Hef should date her, because she is hot!!!!  Plus, she isn’t a twin, and she is actually a Playmate!

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