29 Oct
Posted by Ms Royale as Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob Thornton, Howard Stern, Rosie O'Donnell
So, apparently Rosie O’Donnell is smokin’ crack!
Rosie claims she ALMOST had a hook-up with Angelina Jolie! Rosie went on Howard Stern a couple of days ago, and claimed that she almost had sexy times with Angelina back in the day!! Apparently, prior to Angelina’s marriage to Billy Bob Thornton, Rosie and Angelina talked briefly and almost hooked up! Us Magazine reported:
“She gave me her phone number,” O’Donnell recalls.
“We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that . . .There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through.” she said.
“I was a little afraid of her. She’s scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still.”
I really doubt Angelina would go for a beast like Rosie, but then again Angelina did go through a druggie period. She probably didn’t realize. Angelina was probably on a three/four day drug binge, and when she came out of it…she STOPPED contacting Rosie! Besides…why is Angelina scary in a sexual kind of way? Billy Bob claims f*cking Angelina was like f*cking a couch! And…why does she have dreams about her?!? Doesn’t Rosie have someone else?!? Hmmm…Issues!
04 Oct
Posted by Ms Royale as Barbara Walters, Beth Ostrosky, Billy Joel, Chevy Chase, Howard Stern, Jimmy Kimmel, Joan Rivers, Mark Consuelo, Robin Quivers, Sarah Silverman

Howard Stern finally married his girlfriend, Beth Ostrosky.
Stern, 54, married Ostrosky, 36, at Le Cirque in NYC last night. Yes, you read that correctly. The high class wedding included a guest list of Barbara Walters, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, Joan Rivers, Robin Quivers, Kelly Ripa, and Chevy Chase. Kelly Ripa’s husband, Mark Consuelo, officiated the ceremony, and Billy Joel sang at the reception.
This is Stern’s second marriage and Beth’s first marriage. They have been together forever, so hopefully this marriage will be Howard’s last. I can’t believe she really wants him. I mean he is so ugly. But whatever floats her boat!
Congrats Howard and Beth!! Hope it lasts forever!

Ok…so apparently last week Howard Stern and his cretins manipulated some of Dolly Parton’s recorded audio books into some stuff that was kind of racist and sexually graphic. (Who in the hell thought of that idea on that stupid show?!!)
Anyways…Dolly Parton was really upset when she heard what Howard had done. Dolly released the following statement:
I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this.
Yeeahh…You can’t really be mean to Dolly Parton. She is like the sweetest! Howard should apologize. Howard is pretty cool, but you shouldn’t really mess with Dolly. Dolly is a sweety! Why in the hell would you even want to be mean to Dolly Parton?
10 Dec
Posted by Steve as Bubba The Love Sponge, Howard Stern

Christmas came early for those of you who have been threatening to cancel your Sirius subscriptions, and calling just to bug customer service as Bubba The Love Sponge will continue hosting his popular weekday afternoon program on channel Howard 101 on Sirius Radio.
This morning Bubba The Love Sponge joined Howard Stern to disclose his gratitude and announce that he will continue to broadcast with Sirius for another year.
While on the show Howard Stern asked Bubba The Love Sponge about his weight and asked if he had been putting on weight. Bubba stated that he was around 295 - 300 pounds, and that he had only gained 40 pounds since he was last in The Hamptons. Howard was in disbelief stating that Bubba was much larger than Artie who is also pushing a plump 300 pounds.
Howard asked Bubba The Love Sponge to get on the scale. Bubba refused to get on the scale and was getting very defensive of his weight. Bubba flat out said he was scarred of the scale and would not get on the scale no matter what. Bubba The Love Sponge later went on to say he was definitely over 300 pounds and has been under a lot of stress lately.
Bubba needs to get hooked up with that 5-Factor Diet before it is too late. I like the Bubba The Love Sponge show and I am glad that he will be around for one more year with Sirius radio. He just needs to get his fat ass in shape before he croaks in the studio with some hot girls that will definitely give him a heart attack sooner or later.
Sirius Radio released a statement this morning.
“We are happy Bubba has renewed with Sirius,” said Scott Greenstein, Sirius’ President, Entertainment and Sports. “Bubba has steadily created an enthusiastic national fan base since he launched his show. That fan base will continue to expand on Sirius.”

Yesterday, Howard Stern was seen jogging in Central Park. The King of all Media sure is looking skinny and UGLY (as usual). I don’t think anyone could ever mistake this guy for being HOT!