Holly Madison was Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend for 7 years, but she wasn’t always so happy with him.  In fact, towards the end of their relationship, she was depressed.  Madison is now dating Criss Angel.  Angel, who is not only a Mind Freak, but a seriously dirty, nasty dude.  

Holly recently had an interview with Extra, where the Playboy model said, “It might be refreshing to date someone who is not high maintenance.  “Sorry, Hef … I love you, but you know you’re high maintenance.”

Well I can’t imagine Hef being too high maintenance…he wears a hearing aid and pajamas for Christ sakes!  Although, she really went south with the maintenance thing.  Criss Angel looks so dirty.  I bet he doesn’t shower.

Anywho, Madison went on to say, “I haven’t had sex in a really long time, and that’s the honest truth.”   So glad she cleared that up for us!!!  I have been wondering about her sex habits!!

Holly is crazy!  I think she should have stayed with Hef.  I bet she broke his heart. 

Holly says that Hef should not have been upset over their break-up, since it was obvious that she was so unhappy.  She said she had to call it off when she realized they didn’t have a future together.  She also says, “I’m just kind of sad about my break-up with Hef. I wish he would’ve seen it coming. Everybody was surprised when it happened because even though I was unhappy for a long time, the split happened suddenly…The signs were there. I was depressed for a while.”

“I want to be with somebody I can have more of a future with eventually. Hef and I can’t get married and have kids… so it was fun while it lasted but it wasn’t right for my old age. I got too old for Hef.”

So…Criss Angel is someone you want to have kids with?  Holly, you doin drugs girl?!?!

Holly still resides at the Playboy Mansion though.  She tells “Extra”, “I’ve been staying in the guest room. Hef was kind enough not to kick me out of the house (and) my condo should be finished soon. I still work for him (Hefner). We’re still best friends. I still call and check in on him almost everyday.”

I know most people loved Holly and Hef together.  She actually really liked the old man!  Hopefully, Holly will come to her senses and stick with Hef.  She is still there in the Mansion…anything can happen!!

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By now, most of you already know that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce.  I’m surprised their marriage lasted as long as it did, but I don’t think anyone ever expected it to last forever.

Madonna had her first concert performance last night since the news of the divorce.  Apparently, Madonna took some time at her concert in Boston to mention something about Ritchie.  The NY Daily News is reporting:

Her Madgesty dedicated the song “Miles Away,” about a couple that grows apart, to the “emotionally retarded” in a not-so-subtle jab at her soon to be ex-husband Guy Ritchie on Wednesday night in Boston.
“This song is for the emotionally retarded,” Madonna announced to the 20,000-plus crowd at the latest stop on her “Sticky and Sweet” tour. “Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. God knows I do.”

Is she serious?!  This man put up with her crap, and she is going to take a cheap shot at him?  She is showing the zero class, trailer park Madonna right there!!  Why does she even bother!?  If she was so awesome like she thinks she is, she would just keep her mouth shut and not say a word about him.  She can go play with A-Rod now. 

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David Duchovny and his wife of 11 years, Tea Leoni, are splitting up!

Duchovny, a recently recovering sex addict, has reportedly been separated from Leoni for several months now.  The couple have two children together,  a 9-year-old daughter and a 6-year-old son.  This was her second marriage and his first. 

Rumor has it that Leoni was cheating on her husband with Billy Bob Thorton.  Well, that seems about right!!  It seems to me like every divorce happens because the woman cheats.  Practically every divorced man I know had to end the marriage because his wife cheated.  What is up with these women?? 

“In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months,” said a statement released by their publicists.

The couple will undoubtly stay close for the childrens sake. 

Women are turning into such skanks.  All they do is cheat on their husbands!!  Okay…so not all of them, but it sure does seem like it!  I can think of over 5 divorced men right now (all very close to me)…..all divorced because the woman cheated!!!  What is up ladies?!?!    

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Holly Madison is speaking out about Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends, the Shannon Twins.  Apparently, Holly was the one who introduced them over the summer after the twins finished a pictorial.  When Holly was asked about Hef’s new girlfriends, she said, “He’s having lots of fun with them - and a lot of other people!”

About the Twins, Holly said:

“They’re a lot of fun.

“I would never try to personally pick Hef’s new girlfriend. I would like him to take his time and actually get to know somebody — which he never does! But as long as he’s having fun, I’m happy for him.”

Well, these stupid new Shannon twins better not have their little spin off of The Girls Next Door.  I don’t want to see them.  The show will not be the same with Karissa and Kristina Shannon.  They are twins and dating the same old man.  Do you really think they want to have the same boyfriend or an old boyfriend?  Umm….NO!  They are in it for the fame.  At least Holly seemed to really like Hef.  Now that Hef’s girlfriends will have their own show, I am so sure every loser bitch will be down for that position. 

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Vanessa Paradis has been dating Johnny Depp for over 10 years.  She recently had an interview with Britain’s Elle Magazine, and she confessed why her relationship with Depp has worked for so long.

“Maybe I’m a good girlfriend because I’m his girlfriend. I’m not sure I’d be a good girlfriend to anyone else; the same for him. It’s difficult to explain, but it’s something that’s natural, obvious and beautiful.”

For some reason, I totally understand that. 

Vanessa was also asked about the rumors that she had “tamed” Depp and finally turned him into a family man.   

“Tamed. What’s that? Like a lion? Nooo, no, we did it to each other.”

As for the couple getting married, Paradis and Depp do not feel the need to go that far.  They are completely committed to each other.  

“Each summer people say we’re supposed to be getting married, but we don’t talk about it that much. He’s got me, and he knows he’s got me.

I love the romance of ‘let’s get married,’ but then, when you have it so perfect … I mean, I’m more married than anybody can be – we have two kids [Jack, 6, and Lily Rose, 9]. Maybe one day, but it’s something I can really do without.”

I think that is really sweet.  They seem to have something really special.  Their relationship has gone on forever.  It isn’t your typical Hollywood couple.  These two are so in love, and you can totally tell.  So many girls are jealous of Paradis right now!!!  Can you blame them?!?!  Johnny is smokin hot!!  I mean did you see him at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards?!?!  oh swoooon!!!

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Rumor has it that Kendra Wilkinson is dating Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles and will be leaving the Playboy Mansion soon.  Baskett and Wilkinson were also reportedly engaged, but Kendra dismissed those rumors on her MySpace Blog.  What I think is really interesting on Kendra’s MySpace…is….her Heroes section!! 

Kendra says her heroes are her mom, grandma, grandpa, Hef, her dogs, HB3, and her real friends.  What is sooooo interesting is the HB3!!!   Could that possibly stand for Hank Baskett III.  I think soooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!  She isn’t fooling anyone.  She is cheating on Hef.  I think this just proves her love for Hank Baskett III!!   

Also, there is another rumor swirling around that Holly Madison, Hef’s number one girl, is cheating as well with Criss Angel.  Holly was seen just this past weekend hanging out with Criss.  Now, Holly has Criss on her top 28 on her MySpace page.  Holly also has a picture of her and Criss in her photo album on MySpace.  Holly has no pictures of her and Hef.  I hope this isn’t true.  However, with the recent confession that Hef will never marry Holly, it could totally be true!    

Seems like Bridget could become the number one girl in no time!!  I wonder if Hef is looking for any other girls??  I totally might know someone who would want to fill in Kendra’s shoes.  She was a playmate this year….filling in as Miss (not going to mention the month).  BUT….she is a total cheater….someone Hef might be interested in!  She has a boyfriend, but that doesn’t matter to her.  She has already cheated on him several times.  She tells him she is sick when she has a secret pictorial to attend at her secret lovers residence.  Although this non-blonde may have too much baggage to live in the Mansion, she may want to make the move (if Hef was interested).  She is dying for attention.   

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Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan have called off their engagement.

Bolton and Sheridan began dating back in 1993; however, they broke up only after a year and a half.  They reunited in 2005 and announced their engagement in 2006.  Did they really think it would work a second time around?  You should NEVER date someone you dated already…it never works out!

A rep for Nicollette has said, “Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have amicably ended their engagement.  They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter.”

Of course, this would come out right before “Desperate Housewives” comes back.  Hell, they are probably still dating, and she just wants press!

I didn’t like this couple together anyway.  I think Nicollette deserves someone who is gonna rough her up a bit.

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I had heard the rumors, but it is true!!!  Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are back together!  I love this couple!  I guess it’s because The Notebook is one of my all time favorite movies.  I just want Rachel and Ryan to get married!  They are such a hot couple.

About a week ago, the couple was spotted in Toronto on a little outing. They went for coffee, and they apparently wanted to share the same seat.  How precious.  I hope they last.

Perhaps Ryan showed up on Rachel’s doorstep and said, “it wasn’t over….it still isn’t over.”

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Jewel and her long time boyfriend, Ty Murray, got married yesterday in the Bahamas.  The couple of 10 years eloped.  Well…it’s about time!!

“She wore a traditional wedding gown, while Ty wore his favorite blue jeans, white shirt and cowboy hat. The couple is very happy and look forward to enjoying their honeymoon.”

This just seems like a boring couple to me…but whatever!  Congrats Jewel and Ty!!

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Apparently, the cool thing to do if you are a girl…is make out with another girl.  Hmmmm….I didn’t get that memo.  Aubrey O’Day was out skanking it up at Club Butter in NYC with her friend and socialite, Lydia Hearst, when they decided it would be really awesome if they just started kissing.

I don’t know if Aubrey is bisexual or just did it for the publicity.  I don’t think it’s that shocking.  I mean Aubrey is a complete slut!!  Of course she is going to make out with anyone that walks into her path.  If a goat walked across her, she would probably make out with the goat.  These things just aren’t shocking to me.

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