1. Which supposedly clean-cut Wag has a white powder habit she can’t shake? She’s forever nipping into the ladies on nights out for a quick fix…
2. Lunch break for the crew on The Hills allows this drug dealer to make his way unnoticed into the house of one of the male stars of the show. Oh, and he comes over everyday. Sometimes more than once a day. OK, he also takes care of one of the female stars as well, but the male star passes it along to her.

My thoughts: Ok…I think #1 is Victoria Beckham.  She has lost weight over the years, and how the hell does she stay super thin?!?  By the way, for those of you who don’t know, a wag is an acronym used by the British tabloid press to describe Wives And Girlfriends of the England National Football team.  Victoria is overly clean cut.  The only other person I think it could be is Cheryl Cole.  She is a singer in the girls group, Girls Aloud.  Cheryl is also married to Ashley Cole, a football player in England.  She has more of a bad girl rep than Victoria though.

As for #2, I am not so sure it is Spencer and Heidi.  Everyone would assume it was Spencer, since he is like the main guy on the show.  They also shoot regularly at his house, but wouldn’t the blind item say something more about it being a co-owned house?  Heidi and Spencer live together.  So, I doubt if it was Heidi and Spencer.  Perhaps, Spencer obtains the drugs and gives some to his sister.  That could be reaching though.  Everyone knows Stephanie used to be into drugs heavily, so I doubt Spencer would provide drugs for her.  It is probably Brody.  He probably provides drugs for Lauren and her friends.  That makes more sense to me.  Brody does hang out with that new dude of Lauren’s, and I already pointed him out as a coke user.  Hell, I think everyone on The Hills does drugs (except maybe Whitney).

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Why did Heidi Montag think THIS was a good idea?!

I posted a couple of shots of Heidi Montag filming the music video for her next single “Overdosin.”  Umm…perhaps she is overdosin on some heavy drugs, because this look is so stupid!  Heidi is cute, so why the hell would she do this to herself?!  I’m sure it was her idea too!

BTW: Did anyone watch The Hills last night?  Why do people continue the Heidi and Spencer drama?  Get the hell over it.  Lauren (L.C.) is such a brat.  They all need to just kiss and make up.  Why can’t these people get along?  Lauren hates Heidi, Lo hates Audrina, and Spencer hates his sister, Stephanie.  Sooooo stupid!  These people need to mature and get over their issues.  Side note: Is Lauren’s new dude a coke head?  Why does he rub his nose all the time?

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Audrina Patridge, from The Hills, was hanging out at the DKNY beach house in Malibu earlier this week. Audrina seems to be stepping out from Lauren Conrad’s shadow and really doing her own thing.

I can’t really say I hate Audrina…I happened to like her a lot more than Lauren. And lord, Audrina is much better than Lo, Lauren Bosworth. In fact, I think The Hills should get rid of LC and Lo! The stars of that show, in my opinion, are Audrina, Heidi, Spencer, and Whitney! LC and Lo are so damn boring!

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Heidi Montag looked absolutely fabulous last night at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards.  Heidi, star from The Hills, usually looks awful, and her dresses never seem to fit right.  I think Heidi finally got it right!!  Her shoes are ugly, but other than that…PERFECTION!  Heidi needs to keep her new stylist!  Lookin good Montag!!

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Ok…we get it!!  Heidi, you are little and cute!  You have big boobs and some shit put in your lips!  Awesome!!  You are also dating Spencer (not the worst looking guy in the world).  But do we have to see you prance around the damn beach again in posed pictures?!  Lets not pretend the paparazzi was actually following you….we all know you set this shit up.  It’s pathetic.

I mean come on!!  Just go to Cabo and be normal.  Have a cute little vacation and that’s it!  Don’t have people come take pictures of you.  I’ve never seen two people more desperate to be famous in all my life!

Heidi and Spencer are actually pretty cute, but they just ruin it with their pathetic charade to become famous.  It is so sad.  I don’t know why anyone would want to be hated!  It’s like the little kid who would rather have bad attention than good attention and continues to throw fits in the supermarket.

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Heidi Montag attended the taping of the “Late Show with David Letterman” in New York City on Wednesday, April 30th, 2008.

I can’t say that I really hate Heidi.  The girl isn’t that hideous, but she tries way too hard!!!  She got her lips done, her boobs, and her nose.  It’s like….damn girl!!!  Did she have any self-esteem at all?!  She needs to give up that sex kitten wanna-be thing and just try to act like a normal person.  Then…Heidi would be so darn cute!!

BTW: What is up with her dresses?!  They are always too big for her!  She is so tiny….get them to custom fit you girl (I do!)  And….the shoes?!  UGLY and then some!  Heidi needs some help!

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Audrina Patridge was probably the best looking one out of Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port for The Hills Season 3 Premiere last night.  I’m just glad Audrina had on clothes!!  I swear… I am so addicted to The Hills, but it is so fake!!  Almost as fake as Heidi’s lips, boobs, and nose!

And….did anyone see Mariah Carey perform?!?!  She was struggling!!  I didn’t know if the girl was gonna run out of air or be able to hit her notes.  She sounded pretty bad.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, stars from The Hills, have taken yet another set of photo’s on the beach. Pathetic! She has now had her lips done….this couple is seriously sad. I think she is getting addicted to surgeries on herself. She had her boobs done, her nose, and now her lips!! What the hell?!?! She is so insecure! Heidi is starting to look like a piece of shit! This couple deserves each other. To see more photo’s of Heidi, Click to Read more!!

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, stars from The Hills, have surprisingly called off their wedding! This is such a SHOCK!! NOT! I don’t think anyone really cares…nor do I think anyone really thought they were going to actually get married in the first place. So..whatever! I am sure this is just to spice things up for the next season of The Hills! That show is so fake…but I still LOVE IT! I think a great story line would be Lauren Conrad hooking up with Spencer! Or maybe Audrina and Brody getting it on!! Or Justin Bobby getting shot!! I could totally be a writer for that show!!!!

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Lauren Conrad, star from The Hills, posed for Shape Magazine. She actually looks really good! At least she can rock her flat chest! Her nemesis from The Hills, Heidi Montag, has better boobs (cause they’re fake), but Lauren is by far cuter!!! Lauren can really rock that bikini!! To see another hot shot of Lauren in a skimpy bikini, CLICK to READ MORE!

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