Well, this will depress you! 

Kristin Cavallari makes more than YOU!  And worse than that…LO Bosworth makes more than YOU!  Pathetic!

The Hills is returning tonight!  However, Lauren Conrad won’t be returning and in her place will be the infamous Kristin Cavallari!  I think Kristin will actually make the show better.  Lauren was boring.  What is really sad about this scripted show is the income these actors get!  I mean it is pathetic!  Here we are in a depressing economy, people are getting laid-off left and right, and some MTV idiot decided to pay these kids a boat load to do some bad acting on a “reality” show!  That is just SAD!  Nobody should watch this … just on principle! 

I mean … these kids didn’t even go to college, and they are making more than CEO’s right now!  They don’t even have any skills! 

Lauren Conrad - $125,000 per episode (her contract also stated that nobody on The Hills could make more than her)
Kristin Cavallari - $90,000 per episode
Heidi Montag - $100,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge - $100,000 per episode
Lo Bosworth - $100,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt - $65,000 per episode
Brody Jenner - $45,000 per episode

I mean are they seriously worth all of this?!  I’m gonna say…NO!  Just think…they do approximately 20 epidsodes per year.  That’s gross!  I think I could do some scripted work for half of what they pay those kids!  Call me, MTV!

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RHINOPLASTY (or NOSE JOB) is a surgical procedure people get in order to improve the function or appearance of a human nose! 

There are hundreds of celebrities that have had nose jobs in order to look their best; however, celebs who’ve had rhinoplasty don’t always look better. The most notorious obsessed fan of the rhinoplasty was the late Michael Jackson (R.I.P.). 

I have created a top 10 list of celebrities who have had a rhinoplasty.  These celebrities actually made a wise choice and look much better with their new nose!  

10. Kate Winslet:  She just made a little change, but it looks GREAT!  She now has an award winning nose!

9. Lance Bass: He made a slight change.  It doesn’t look that much different, but it looks good!

8. Ashlee Simpson: She got rid of her bump, and she looks GREAT!  Eventhough she LIED about why she got her nose job, it still looks awesome.

7. Heidi Montag: Girlfriend needed a nose job!  It looks much better smaller!

6. Megan Fox: She looks completely different with her nose job from the front.  It looks much better!

5. Blake Lively: WOW!  Blake made a great choice by getting her nose done!  It looks awesome!

4. Salma Hayek: She thinned out her nose quite a bit.  It looks much better and gives her a softer look.

3. Matt Dillon: He went from having a cute nose to having a nose made for a hunk! UPGRADE!

2. Paula Abdul: She looks soooo much better!  She thinned her nose out, and it totally changed the shape of her face!

1. Angelina Jolie: This nose job was NEEDED!  Her nose didn’t match her looks before.  Now, she has a long and sleek nose instead of her short, stubby nose.

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Audrina Patridge poses for the October 2009 issue of Maxim.  Hot Damn…she looks awesome!  I know they had to do some airbrushing, but I’m guessing it wasn’t much!  She really does have an awesome body!

In the magazine, Audrina talks about the new movie she’s in, her last season on ‘The Hills’, her NEW show, and dishes about her friends.

On Her New Movie, Sorority Row:

“I play a sorority girl who gets cheated on. And if you cheat on one Theta Pi, you cheat on all Theta Pis, so me and the other sisters decide to pull a prank on my boyfriend - which does not go according to plan. It’s very gory, but it also has a lot  of comedy, so when you’re not getting scared and jumping, you’re laughing.”

Is This Really Going To Be Her Last Season On ‘The Hills“:

“You know, it’s just something that I felt inside. I’m an adult now, and I don’t need all the petty drama and drinking and fighting. I’ve done that, and I’m ready to move on.”

Tell Us About ‘The Audrina Show’:

“The producer is Mark Burnett, who executive-produced Survivor. It’s a behind-the-scenes look at my life in L.A.—the movies and shoots and parties. It’s not as glamorous as it appears, plus it’ll actually feature people I know. It’s, like, real.”

What Is The Wackiest Thing You’ve Heard About Yourself?:

“That I have chin implants, cheek implants, a nose job … God, everything,” she tells October’s Maxim. (For the record, she never denies getting plastic surgery).”

On The Rumors About Her Love Life:

“I took my brother out one night, and he was my boyfriend the next day,” says reality star, 24, who is back on with Australian BMX rider Corey Bohan. “I went out with a cousin another night, then he was my boyfriend. Someone also said I was pregnant with somebody’s love child. I was like, ‘Do I look pregnant?’”

What About Lauren Conrad And Heidi Montag?:

“I barely talk to Lauren,” she says of Conrad, who left the show last season. “We’ll text every now and then, but that’s about it.”

“Heidi, um, keeps asking me to go to Bible study with her,” she says

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These 10 hot celebrities have awesome bikini bodies! 

They were chosen not only for their smokin’ hot bodies, but because they are healthy celebrities!!  These celebrities work out, eat right, and have to watch their weight!  None of these celebrities are super, scary thin, and I think that makes them look much better!  I think we have all had enough with pencil thin celebrities like Paris Hilton, Tori Spelling, and Tara Reid.  Real women don’t look like that!   

10. Bridget Marquardt: At age 35, Bridget looks GREAT!  She works out, and she doesn’t deprive herself of the foods she loves!

9. Scarlett Johansson: At age 24, Scarlett looks hot!  She hasn’t given into the pressures of Hollywood, and she has remained a perfect weight!  I’m sure her hubby, Ryan Reynolds, thinks so too!

8. Hayden Panettiere: This 20-year-old has a GREAT body.  Hayden has been acting since she was 5-years-old, and so far she hasn’t gone the anorexic/plastic surgery route (we have to applaud)! 

7. Britney Spears: At age 27, Britney has had a weight battle and lived the unhealthy lifestyle celebrity can offer.  However, Brit Brit is back to looking healthy!  She is working out and staying in shape for her tours. 

6. Kourtney Kardashian: Kourtney, 30, has an outstanding body!  Even though all the Kardashians look great, Kourtney gets our vote since she is the oldest!  Kourtney, now preggers, won’t be rockin her bikini body anytime soon, but I’m sure she will be back to her pre-pregnancy shape after she gives birth this December! 

5. Victoria Silvstedt: Silvstedt, 34, looks awesome for her age!  This Swedish model and once Playboy Playmate of the Year stays in shape by working out and eating a healthy diet!  She also claims she keeps her legs looking great by simply wearing high heels for 12 hours a day! 

4. Kristen Cavallari: What I love about this 22-year-old reality star is she keeps it real!  Cavallari works out and eats healthy to maintain her figure.  You don’t see her rushing to the plastic surgeon for breast implants and changing her look (umm like *cough*Heidi Montag*cough*)!

3. Rihanna: WOW!  Rihanna has an AWESOME body!  Rihanna, 21, has confessed to having a personal trainer and says she does a lot of cardio.  She also sticks to a strick diet, but she doesn’t deprive herself of anything.

2. Carmen Electra: Electra is 37-years-old and looks fabulous!  Electra confesses to eating a lot of protein, doing cardio strip tease, and yoga to stay in shape.  Her weight goes up-and-down, but she always looks great! 

1. Fergie: The BEST Bikini body, by far, has to be 34-year-old Fergie!!  Fergie stays bikini bod ready by working out with her personal trainer even when she is on tour.  She also sticks to a strick diet and burns a lot of calories while on stage!   

Of course, not everyone could make the list!  I’m sure we missed some of your favorites; however, we would like to give Honorable Mention to a few celebs!

Honorable Mention: Beyonce, Anna Faris, Denise Richards, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, and Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Another reason why I LOVE Anderson Cooper!  Cooper hated Heidi Montag’s performance at The Miss Universe Pageant.  He pretty much rips her a new one in his professional, adult way!  I LOVE him!

CLICK HERE to watch the VIDEO!

Cooper says Montag has found a “fresh, new way to embarrass herself!”  LOVE IT!  He also makes fun of her lipsynching, and how she pretty much sucked at that too!  Cooper also said he has no IDEA why Heidi Montag is famous!  I LOVE how Anderson Cooper thinks Heidi Montag is the biggest dumbass! 

Anderson Cooper …LOVE HIM!

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Heidi Montag performed tonight at the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant.  She gave her first live performance “singing” a song from her debut album called “Body Language.”  She performed in black and tan, tight sequined pants and a matching bra.  Unfortunately, her idea of performing was shamelessly lipsynching and doing easy dance moves. 

The performance was very Britney Spears/Jessica Simpson/amateur hour!  Donald Trump could have done better.  Seriously, Trump could have gotten better talent! 

I think Heidi is super cute, but she is NO performer!  She can’t sing live, and she can’t dance.  Sorry Heidi!  She should stick to reality TV!  Spencer made her look like a fool!  You know he talked her into this crap…told her she was GREAT! 

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Holly Montag was apparently visiting her sister, Heidi Montag, in a Costa Rican hospital when producers of the show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! asked Holly to take her sisters place.  After Heidi was “tortured” and sent off to the hospital in an ambulance, Holly decided she WOULD go on the show!  Clearly, Heidi isn’t that bad or her sister wouldn’t have wanted to be on the show so badly. 

Holly has been staying at a luxury hotel, but she is finally ready to hang out in the jungle with the other cast mates!  I wonder what Holly will have to say about Heidi and Spencer?!?  What is up with all of this DRAMA!?! 

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Heidi Montag has been rushed to a Costa Rican hospital!!  

Apparently, after Heidi and Spencer Pratt left the show I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!, they decided they wanted to return to the show.  Since they left, they were punished before they were allowed back on the show.  They had to spend the night in a dark room with bugs, bats, and only water, rice and beans.  Clearly Heidi and Spencer didn’t do well.  Spencer was bit by a spider, and Heidi had to seek medical attention.  TMZ is reporting:   

“We’ve learned Heidi was rushed to the hospital and diagnosed with a gastric ulcer, after being held with hubby Spencer Pratt in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans. It was designed as punishment because they left the show. One cast member described their treatment this way — “It’s the same as Guantanamo Bay.”And get this … a cast member tells us NBC execs tried to convince Heidi to stay on the set rather than take an ambulance to a hospital for treatment. She has now left the hospital and is on meds.

We’re told some of the cast members want to quit, but their passports have been taken and they are under guard.”

Apparently, Spencer wants to sue NBC over the show!  Heidi and Spencer now want out for good, but unfortunately they are under contract.

I think they can get out of a contract if they were tortured!!  This should be interesting … I would like to hear what Heidi and Spencer have to say about this.  Plus, I would like to hear from the rest of the cast!  Interesting…

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Heidi Montag is off taking pictures again in her bikini!  What do you all think about this?  Do we think she is hot or not?!  I personally think she has a hot body.  She is a bit ridiculous for always posing for these bikini pictures, but everyone posts them.  So, maybe The Hills star is smarter than she looks!  What do you think??  HOT or NOT!?

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1. Which supposedly clean-cut Wag has a white powder habit she can’t shake? She’s forever nipping into the ladies on nights out for a quick fix…
2. Lunch break for the crew on The Hills allows this drug dealer to make his way unnoticed into the house of one of the male stars of the show. Oh, and he comes over everyday. Sometimes more than once a day. OK, he also takes care of one of the female stars as well, but the male star passes it along to her.

My thoughts: Ok…I think #1 is Victoria Beckham.  She has lost weight over the years, and how the hell does she stay super thin?!?  By the way, for those of you who don’t know, a wag is an acronym used by the British tabloid press to describe Wives And Girlfriends of the England National Football team.  Victoria is overly clean cut.  The only other person I think it could be is Cheryl Cole.  She is a singer in the girls group, Girls Aloud.  Cheryl is also married to Ashley Cole, a football player in England.  She has more of a bad girl rep than Victoria though.

As for #2, I am not so sure it is Spencer and Heidi.  Everyone would assume it was Spencer, since he is like the main guy on the show.  They also shoot regularly at his house, but wouldn’t the blind item say something more about it being a co-owned house?  Heidi and Spencer live together.  So, I doubt if it was Heidi and Spencer.  Perhaps, Spencer obtains the drugs and gives some to his sister.  That could be reaching though.  Everyone knows Stephanie used to be into drugs heavily, so I doubt Spencer would provide drugs for her.  It is probably Brody.  He probably provides drugs for Lauren and her friends.  That makes more sense to me.  Brody does hang out with that new dude of Lauren’s, and I already pointed him out as a coke user.  Hell, I think everyone on The Hills does drugs (except maybe Whitney).

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