Miley Cyrus is apparently too much to handle for any guy right now.  Cyrus, 15, claims her personality is too big for any young boy to deal with at this point, so she will more than likely stay single.  The Hannah Montana star said the following in the July issue of Top of the Pops Magazine:

“I can’t be quiet and cute for boys - I have to be a bit crazy.  Orlando Bloom is gorgeous but he’s a bit of a player…..It was so embarrassing, when I first moved to Los Angeles, I had a crush on Jesse McCartney.  In fact, the first song I ever wrote was about Jesse…..He was on my show and I told him and he was like, ‘That’s so cute!’”

Miley is annoying…THAT is the true reason she will stay single!

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Another photo of Miley Cyrus has leaked from her Myspace page.  It’s a picture of Miley in bed with a boy.  They were clearly in the dark as well!!

This picture is really bad…you can barely see if it is even her!!!  And I don’t know how you can even tell she is in bed, but that is the rumor.  Regardless, why does Miley continue to take such stupid pictures?  The star of Hannah Montana needs to just lay low for awhile!  Miley, sweetheart, break your camera!!!

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Taylor Swift is teaming up with Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus for Hannah Montana: The Movie. 

Swift, 18, told People Magazine, “I’m making a cameo, so I’m so excited about that.  I’m playing one of my own songs and just in the background of one of the scenes.”

Rascal Flatts will also be appearing in the film.  The Hannah Montana movie is set to hit theaters in 2009.

I guarantee that movie will be a HUGE hit!!  Everything Miley touches seems to turn to gold.

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Miley Cyrus, 15, has decided to reveal the cover of her album, Breakout.  The album will be available July 22nd.  This will be the first album Miley will be releasing under her name instead of her stage name, Hannah Montana.

I actually think this is a really cute picture of Miley.  It is very age appropriate.   Now…if we could just get Miley to be age appropriate in every picture she takes, that would be perfect!!!

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Ever since Miley Cyrus, star of Disney’s Hannah Montana, has had crazy pictures leaked from her Myspace page, there have been rumors flying around that she has a SEX TAPE rolling around the internet!  Well….first of all people, she is like 14/15 years old!  I highly doubt she has a sex tape!!  I mean we don’t really know if she has even had sex.   We just know that she likes to show her bra’s, stomach, etc.  (suggesting she likes to attempt to be sexy).  And….she likes to lounge around on ugly ass boys.  She, perhaps, is a slut.  But..Sex tape?!?!  I doubt!  Let’s hope Miley Cyrus is smarter than that!

I think we can put the rumor mill to rest on this one….

…No Sex Tape of Miley Cyrus!

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Miley Cyrus has recently been accused of STEALING!!  This girl just can’t get a break!

The L.A. band, Lustra, is claiming that one of Miley’s songs is exactly like one of their songs!  They have claimed that the “Cyrus‘ Rockstar hit is a carbon copy of their Scotty Doesn’t Know song, which appeared on the soundtrack to the movie Eurotrip.”  Nick Cloutman, the guitarist for Lustra, said, “Although we are very flattered that Ms. Cyrus took this route, we would have preferred some credit.”

I totally remember that song from Eurotrip!!!  My old roommate used to go around singing it like crazy.  It got annoying….no wonder Hannah Montana is diggin it!

A spokesperson for Lustra said:

 “The immediate solution is to minimize leaks, and keep all future recordings in a vault, under extreme security.”

Miley…what are you doing girl?!  Stealing isn’t the answer!

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Umm…there really isn’t a lot to say about this one.  Miley Cyrus, star of Hannah Montana, does the Body by Milk ad.  Well…OF COURSE SHE DOES!!!  Miley has probably been wanting to do this ad since they came out with them….she was like 4!

No, Miley….you are not a good role model for this.  And I doubt she even drinks Milk….unless she adds vodka and pepto!

BTW: Remember when Britney Spears did the Body by Milk ad?!?!  (JUST SAYIN!!!!)

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Miley Cyrus, 15, posed for some pretty provocative pictures for the new Vanity Fair.  Annie Leibovitz shot the pictures, and I guess Annie thought seeing a 15 year old girl in nothing but a sheet was a really awesome idea!  Miley Cyrus, the star of Hannah Montana, issued the following statement:

“I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”

Disney also came out and issued a statement about the 15-year-old whore star (who will become Britney Spears!).  The team at Disney said the following:

“Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines.“

However, Vanity Fair is telling a different story.  Vanity Fair is saying that Miley’s parents were on the set the whole time, and they all saw the pictures prior to them going out.  Vanity Fair told the New York Times the following:

 “Miley’s parents and/or minders were on the set all day. Since the photo was taken digitally, they saw it on the shoot and everyone thought it was a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley.”

Miley’s dumb ass also told Bruce Handy, the journalist who interviewed her, that she LOVED the photograph of her with nothing but a sheet!  Miley told Handy, “Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought it was really cool. That’s what she wanted me to do, and you can’t say no to Annie. I think it’s really artsy. It wasn’t in a skanky way.”

Miley is a pure slut.  She doesn’t even have to deny it!  THESE PICTURES ARE NOT APPROPRIATE!!  Miley has fans that are like 6 and 7 years old.  I know some of these little girls, and they are impressionable.  This is such bullshit!  Her older fans are probably gonna be okay with it, because they are already slutting it up.  BUT DAMN…Miley should not be a role model for younger fans!  Miley WILL BE the next Britney Spears.  I SWEAR!  She is a whore.  She was just seen draped all over some ugly ass dude, and now she is posing naked in a sheet?!  I can’t believe the photographer thought that was a good idea!?!  She is 15!!!!!!  That photographer should really be shot!  Annie seems like a sicko to me.  You don’t put Hannah Montana is a sexy shoot like that!!  You just don’t!!  I am completely disturbed by this!  I hope this slut gets knocked up, so the whole world can see she sucks and is a major slut!  She is not a role model!  Her parents should be ashamed!  She looked like she is freshly F*CKED in this photo’s!  WHORE! Ugh!

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Miley Cyrus has again taken some ridiculous photo’s, and they were found on her Myspace.  Does this girl ever learn?!  Miley continues to take stupid photo’s, and they continue to get leaked.  Miley Cyrus, star of Hannah Montana, should really be punched in the face.  I know sooo many young girls that look up to her.  I met a seven year old who has her whole room decked out in Miley Cyrus crap.  If seven year olds look up to Miley and they see these skanky photo’s, they might think it’s okay to act or be slutty.  Do we really need to see your green bra Miley?!?!  Umm…NO!  Miley Cyrus is TRASH!  I freakin hate this girl.  She needs to keep her clothes on and stop showing her stomach.  She is only fifteen!!

Miley….sweety…you are NOT desirable.  You are a baby.  You need to stop draping your desperate self all over fugly ass dudes.  You are NOT cute.  Stop acting like you are 25!  Mark My Words….Miley Cyrus will become a bigger whore than Lindsay, Britney, or Paris!  Miley will NOT be a virgin on her wedding night.  TRUST ME!  Shame on you, Miley!  You are supposed to be wholesome and a real role model for little kids.  However, you are just desperate for attention by guys; otherwise, your dumbass wouldn’t be trying to show your stomach, your bra’s, and be all over dudes.  Miley is just Podunk, skank TRASH!

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Looks like Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana, got some veneers!  I would totally bash her right now, but let’s face it….SHE TOTALLY NEEDED HER TEETH DONE!  Miley (Snaggletooth) Cyrus was desperate for a change in the teeth department.   The picture on the left show her with some crusty, yellow teeth.  Not to mention that second tooth on the left there is a little small!  And what is up with that bottom tooth on the picture to the left?!  Is it a missing tooth, broken tooth, chipped…what the hell?  The picture to the right is much better.  The teeth are bright and white!  Plus, all the teeth are evened out.  This was a good move for the Hannah Montana star!

Now…if we can just get Miley in charm school and teach her how to speak properly instead of that Podunk, country talk!

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