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Marisa Miller: Number 1 On Maxim’s Hot 100 List!

15 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Ashley Tisdale, Charlize Theron, Christina Aguilera, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Longoria Parker, Eva Mendes, Heidi Klum, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Lindsay Lohan, Marisa Miller, Maxim Magazine, Megan Fox, Sarah Michelle Geller, Scarlett Johansson, Victoria's Secret

Marisa Miller

Maxim Magazine chose Marisa Miller as their hottest woman in 2008!! I am too excited! Marisa is a total babe!! Miller is a Victoria’s Secret Model who just graced the latest cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.

Maxim finally got it right!!! They finally chose a number one who is actually super hot!!! WOOHOO!!! And I LOVE Marisa Miller!! My nail guy thinks I look like her (umm…yeah I don’t think so), but I will totally let him think whatever he wants!

Following Miller on the list are:

#2: Scarlett Johansson (she probably belongs on the list…but #2??)
#3: Jessica Biel (hot…but not that hot..probably top 10 tho)

#4: Eva Longoria Parker (OMG…seriously? Why is she even in the top 10?)

#5: Sarah Michelle Gellar (Who the hell thought of her?!?!)

#6: Elisha Cuthbert (Super cute…very hot…love her!)

#7: Eva Mendes (She should have been higher on the list)

#8: Christina Aguilera (Understandable)

#9: Lindsay Lohan (What? Seriously? Ok…the voters must have freckles! Not top 10 material)

#10: Ashley Tisdale (umm…she is cute in that little girl way…not top 10 material)

 

I mean damn….Charlize Theron is #11, Megan Fox is #16, Heidi Klum is #33, and Jessica Alba is #34. You are telling me that Lindsay Lohan and hotter than Heidi Klum?!?! Umm…I think not!! And… Ashley Tisdale is hotter than Megan Fox or Charlize Theron!? Ummm…NO! come on Maxim…

Marisa Miller

Marisa Miller

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Elisha Cuthbert & Dion Phaneuff: In Hawaii!

08 May

Posted by Ms Royale as Dion Phaneuff, Elisha Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert

I just love Elisha Cuthbert!!!  She is so average!!  Her body is so cute!!  There aren’t bones sticking out everywhere, yet she is little and still smokin!!  Cuthbert has been in Hawaii with her boyfriend, Dion Phaneuff.  Phaneuff is a NHL hockey player, so I bet he is enjoying his time in the sun!!

Elisha’s bikini does nothing for me tho!  I’m not really feelin the stars!  Whatevs…she’s still cute!

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Paris Hilton Kisses Girls!

04 Feb

Posted by Ms Royale as Carmen Electra, Elisha Cuthbert, Paris Hilton

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Apparently, there was a story swirling around that Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert were making out at TenJune Tuesday night!  I totally think it’s true, because Paris is a slutty biotch!  But, a rep for Hilton has released a statement claiming the rumors are totally false!

“It’s false,” a rep for Hilton tells OK!. “Elisha and Paris are good friends and Elisha has a boyfriend. Paris doesn’t kiss girls.”

“They were talking close due to a loud restaurant,” the rep says.

That is a bunch of crap!  Everyone knows Paris kisses girls, and she does only God knows what with them!  The picture above proves she kisses girls!  Paris kissed Carmen Electra!

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