23 Aug
Posted by Ms Royale as Britney Spears, Donald Trump, Heidi Montag, Jessica Simpson, Spencer Pratt

Heidi Montag performed tonight at the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant. She gave her first live performance “singing” a song from her debut album called “Body Language.” She performed in black and tan, tight sequined pants and a matching bra. Unfortunately, her idea of performing was shamelessly lipsynching and doing easy dance moves.
The performance was very Britney Spears/Jessica Simpson/amateur hour! Donald Trump could have done better. Seriously, Trump could have gotten better talent!
I think Heidi is super cute, but she is NO performer! She can’t sing live, and she can’t dance. Sorry Heidi! She should stick to reality TV! Spencer made her look like a fool! You know he talked her into this crap…told her she was GREAT!
12 May
Posted by Ms Royale as Carrie Prejean, Donald Trump, Miss California, Perez Hilton, Tara Conner

Carrie Prejean, the current Miss California, will get to keep her crown!
After topless photos of Prejean started to surface and her controversial answer at the Miss U.S.A. pageant, the question of whether or not Prejean would keep her crown was on everyones mind! Today, Donald Trump held a press conference and reassured the public that she will be keeping her crown. Trump said, “She gave an honest answer and for that she should be commended…We have determined that the pictures taken are fine, so we’ve made a determination that everything we’ve seen, we’ve made a determination that they’re acceptable and in many cases very lovely pictures.”
Prejean said a bunch of crap and thanked Mr. Trump and the Miss California organization. Then, she added, “I’m not going to be speaking out against same-sex marriage. I’m going to resume my duties as Miss California but also stay true to who I am. We will see how we will balance the two.”
On the subject of marriage being between only a man and a woman, Prejean stated,”Not only do I hold this belief, but as Mr. Trump said, the President of the United States, the Secretary of State, and many Americans agree with me in this belief.”
I think Donald Trump made the right decision. Tara Conner was able to keep her crown after her drug and alcohol issues. I think people deserve second chances, and Prejean only spoke her mind. Perez Hilton, who I love, may be seriously pissed about it and want to declare war on Prejean, but that isn’t the right way to go about this. You can’t change someones mind by yelling at them and declaring war! Prejean is totally correct in saying that the President and many other Americans feel the same way she does. Obama was elected President!! Should we impeach him now, because he agrees with her views?! No! Prejean is a beauty queen. Why do we hold her opinion so high? Sure she had some crazy pictures taken, but who really cares!? She is hot, and perhaps it was a mistake. I doubt she will ever do it again. Everyone makes mistakes. We shouldn’t burn her at the stake just because gay people are pissed!
10 May
Posted by Ms Royale as Annie Duke, Donald Trump, Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers won the Celebrity Apprentice 2! Rivers was hired, while her competition, Annie Duke, was fired! Rivers won $250,000 for her charity, God’s Love We Deliver.
I couldn’t stand Joan prior to the Celebrity Apprentice. After the first show though, I was hooked on her personality. I think I would prefer to know her in real life than watch her perform. But…I ended up liking her. She says whatever the hell she wants, she is pretty amusing, and she is actually a very hard worker. She has great stamina for a 75 year old. I love how she is brutally honest. And…biotch is successful. Also, I really liked her charity. I felt like it was personal for her. She did a brilliant job, and I am really glad she won the money for her charity.
Annie also did a fabulous job. She raised a lot of money for her charity, and at least she doesn’t have to fight with Joan anymore! Annie got on my nerves immediately. She bullied her way around in every single task. She is a great manipulator (I think that is what Joan was referring to when she compared her to Hitler). I think she is a GREAT games player, but I think there is more to this game than who can raise the most money.
I think they both did great, and I think Donald Trump picked the right person! Congrats Joan Rivers! And… Congrats to God’s Love We Deliver!
29 Dec
Posted by Ms Royale as Donald Trump, Miss USA, Tara Connor

Tara Connor, the ex-Miss USA, has planned to write a memoir on her experiences during her reign as Miss USA. Tara, 22, will probably write about her experiences with drug use, partying, rehab, Donald Trump, and her drama with keeping her crown. Tara was probably the worst Miss USA, but she is probably now the most well known.
After Tara got busted for doing drugs during her reign as Miss USA, she completed 31 days in rehab and was able to keep her crown. She also seems to be one of Donald Trump’s favorite people. She claims she is going to be very honest and open in the book. This should be a very interested book…hopefully she names the celebrities she partied with!!

Today is Ivanka Trump’s 26th Birthday!!! Ivanka was born in New York City to some of the most well known parents, Ivana Trump and Donald Trump. Ivanka has made herself a very well known fashion model and business woman and is currently a vice president at the Trump Organization. I highly doubt she would have made it on her own …but whatever…she is the daughter of Donald Trump! Of course she is going to do well in life!! Happy Birthday Ivanka!!
At least she isn’t going around showing her vagina to the paps! Ivanka, even though stuck up, has some class!
11 Oct
Posted by Ms Royale as Donald Trump, Hilary Cruz, Katie Blair, Rachel Smith, Riyo Mori, Tara Conner
21 Sep
Posted by Ms Royale as Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Melania Trump

One of these things is not like the other….one of these things just doesn’t belong!! Can you tell which one of these things doesn’t belong?!?! Probably that big ugly mess in the middle!
Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump, and Melania Trump all came out last night for the launch of Ivanka’s fine jewelry collection last night in NYC. Ivanka is smiling because she was blessed with good looks (it was a miracle with that father of hers). Donald is smiling because he is standing between two hot ladies (and he gets to bang the one on his left). Melania looks upset because well…..she has to bang the Donald. Sorry Melania…